kewl

"tell me what my problem is!"

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General	I'm pretty toxic idc DNI if you fucking ship south park characters, I'm not one of you faguettes
Music
Movies	anything that doesnt have travolta's and cruise's dumbass mugs in it
Television	I dont watch TV no mo thats my cat uma, she has more rights than women in afghanistan think bout it for a sec
Books	kiwi farms, 4chan
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About me:

I dont support LGBT community (im gay)
I dont support monarchism
I dont support Israel
I dont support chinese ethnic cleansing
I dont support capitalism
ACAB
I dont suport pedos (including lolis and shotas)
I dont support current prison system
I dont support tv, ads and shitty brainrot news on the web
I dont support school shooters (pussies)
I dont fucking care what your stance is, I didnt ask and youre on my profile
jk IM me we can argue or we can become frens

AITA for having sex with a cheeseburger?

The other day, I was just walking around town. Then suddenly I got really horny for no reason, so I stole a cheeseburger from a random lady and had sex with the cheeseburger. And it was the best sex ever. I wanted to do it again, but the cops were coming after me, so I had to run. As soon as I got away, I went into the nearest restaurant and fucked more cheeseburgers. Then the cops burst down the door, so I threw the cheeseburger at them and escaped through the back door. After escaping the second time, the police finally caught me. Now I’m being arrested for 10 years.