dave

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dave's Interests

General	i like music and dead things and stuff and also photography kicks ass. i love having heart attacks (monster energy) and ive tried just about every flavor except the coffee ones. i just have to say though that im very interested in my boyfriend we are doki doki in hearts gay yaoi in love i love my wife. birds are cool too i like birds also i know a whole shitting lot about the weather but im not that interested its not really my thing
Music	oh boy get a load of these WORMS. basically theres the normal shit and then a fucking menagerie of underground artists that you need the worlds biggest earth auger to find yet somehow i found them really easily also i make my own stuff too sometimes
Movies	surprisingly i dont watch a lot of stuff at all tell me to name one movie and ill die on the spot. i guess saw?? i fucking hate saw actually but the first ones growing on me (some choice fucking doomed yaoi right there.) for real though i dont really watch movies like i used to i dont remember jack shit
Television	gay porn What Kind Of Pony Are You? Which Vocaloid Are You? Which Undertale Soul Are You? What Type Of Movie Are You?
Books	who reads BOOKS. im not a loser im actually fucking illiterate (computer. show me smut)
Heroes	uhhhh i dunno am i supposed to list heroes or something is this a quiz shit uhhhhhh spiderman idk im not a nerd blinkies

dave's Links

Twitter	@winkleclit
GitHub	@analogEntropy
Spotify	Spotify
Website	greasyratdave.straw.page

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dave's Blurbs

About me:

im dave i love my hot crunchy beautiful sexy boytoy awesome love of my life yaoi malewife boyfriend and miss him dearly every second were apart. also osdd is a thing that is real

not rp
not irl
not kin tgi fridays

What Homestuck Kid Are You?

Who I'd like to meet:

i just farted also my layouts an eternal wip. im like syphilis or whatever his name was
i guess id like to meet cool people. deadass i do not give a shit really, if youre cool then youre cool theres really not much to it. also sourcemates would be pretty awesome too (no clowns for the love of god no fucking clowns)

What Flavour Are You? I taste like Peanut Butter.

I taste like Peanut Butter.

I am one of the most blendable flavours; I go with sweet, I go with sour, I go with bland, I go with anything. I am practical and good company, but have something of a tendency to hang around when I'm not wanted, unaware that my presence is not welcome. What Flavour Are You?

What Video Game Character Are You? I am a Defender-ship.

I am a Defender-ship.

I am fiercely protective of my friends and loved ones, and unforgiving of any who would hurt them. Speed and foresight are my strengths, at the cost of a little clumsiness. I'm most comfortable with a few friends, but sometimes particularly enjoy spending time in larger groups. What Video Game Character Are You?

What Sort of Hat Are You? I am a Fedora.

I am a Fedora.

The hat of the adventurous, I am spontaneous and active, perhaps sometimes a little foolishly. Regardless, I always come out alright. What Sort of Hat Are You?

I'm terza rima, and I talk and smile.
Where others lock their rhymes and thoughts away
I let mine out, and chatter all the while.

I'm rarely on my own - a wasted day
Is any day that's spent without a friend,
With nothing much to do or hear or say.

I like to be with people, and depend
On company for being entertained;
Which seems a good solution, in the end.

What Poetry Form Are You?

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john	1714273010 super cool profile, man. Report Comment lol thanks dude by dave; 1714327102; Report
☕️ ── :: COCOA!!! ≽ܫ≼	1713658049 I love the music and layout!! Report Comment thanks bro your layout is pretty sick too by dave; 1713730951; Report
gumball [profile is a wip]	1713654179 i love your layout Report Comment thanks man by dave; 1713657341; Report
karkitty	1713653750 HELLO PISS DRINKER Report Comment aw come on man i dont drink piss by dave; 1713653865; Report WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU DO DAVE. THIS WAS LIKE FULLY FUCKING CONFIRMED BY NOW RIGHT?? by karkitty; 1713654020; Report nuh uh by dave; 1713657310; Report YUH HUH by karkitty; 1713658383; Report nope nuh uh wrong. i dont drink piss never have never will thanks for understanding my guy by dave; 1713734975; Report WOOOOWWWWIE SOMEBODYS IN DENILE by karkitty; 1713737452; Report major spelling error L by dave; 1713804180; Report (Im dyslexic KAY WHY ESS :[[[ /ooc) by karkitty; 1713806093; Report
Jake	1713399785 https://beyondcanon.com/story/602 Opinions? Report Comment please put your other hand back on your keyboard by dave; 1713410361; Report
𓆟 Gilbert !! 𓆟	1712953701 Bird fans UP!!! (shella crawesome profile dude) Report Comment dude birds are great. also thanks by dave; 1713410381; Report
pipefish	1712659308 davib Report Comment hello pipfis by dave; 1712681041; Report
JOHN! :B	1712322199 awesome layout Report Comment thanks dude by dave; 1712342384; Report
Jake	1712293800 1. Ive already said things about your layout i dont take back. 2. Wheres the deepfry????? Fake dave moment?? 3. I hate you. Report Comment im working on it shithead do you think i know how to code or something wow im FLATTERED by dave; 1712295107; Report Xoxo!! ^_^ by Jake; 1712296192; Report i have an unkind thing to say by dave; 1712297304; Report
Jake	1712292322 I dont like you. Report Comment aw man im sad now wheres the bar by dave; 1712292549; Report Your profile uses comic sans font. Do not interact. by Jake; 1712292695; Report because its funny are you fucking stupid by dave; 1712293002; Report