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General

pickles, tibetan monasteries, court eunuchs, cowboys, comics, hellenistic pedastry, the kennedys, jesters, movies, guns, stickers, freud, motifs, cymbal monkeys, bar mitzvahs, fat dudes, zombies & robots, hand puppets, graphic t-shirts, violent video games, saint sebastian, vasodilators, CDs, pylons, superheroes, mahjong, puritanism, seals, older men calling me buddy, video games, chinese tea etiquette, writing, monkeys, blue salt water taffy, gay porn, psychosexuality, drawing, stomatas, the 1950s & 2000s, mongolian horseback archery

TOP 5 MONKEYS (NO DEBATE):

1. monkichi

2. gay little monkey at the apple store

3. japanese macaque

4. ecuadorian squirrel monkey

5. gibbons

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

— bape monkey (baby milo)

— paul frank monkey (julius the monkey)

— kipling monkeys

— diddy kong

Music

blood hound gang, fall out boy, never shout never, ethel cain, metric, leonard cohen, KMFDM, chemlab, MCR, descendents, pierce the veil, skinny puppy, acid bath, silverstein, modern baseball, american football, sleeping with sirens, leathermouth, joyce manor, a heartwell ending, asking alexandria, childish gambino, third eye blind, alexisonfire, green day, title fight, marietta, bullet for my valentine, bikini kill, mom jeans, wallows, sublime, oakwood, p!atd, hole, sunny day real estate, nerf herder, paramore, the offspring (WOWWW! i’m SOOO different!)

Movies

TOP 4 ☆☆☆☆

1. THE PASSENGER (2023)

2. KICK-ASS (2010)

3. ZERO DAY (2002)

4. MYSTERIOUS SKIN (2004)

whip it, the dangerous lives of altar boys, palo alto, frankenhooker, the outrun, the passenger, spider-man spider verse movies, bones and all, dinner in america, zombie land 1&2, scott pilgrim vs the world, easy a, the diary of a teenage girl, when marnie was there, the texas chainsaw massacre, jarhead, zero day, secretary, fritz the cat, crash, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, creep, nymphomaniac, inland empire, the graduate, brokeback mountain, mysterious skin, spider-man movies, igby goes down, elephant, lars and the real girl, (500) days of summer, kick ass, superbad, little miss sunshine, blue velvet, my bloody valentine, friday the 13th, halloween, sex demon, the evil dead, hereditary, it 1&2, ruby sparks, au revoir les enfants, the witch, lamb, the holdovers (i said i like MOVIES not GOOD movies!!!!)

Television

succession, community, american dad, south park, spto, cowboy bepop, shameless, peep show, aquateen hunger force, hannibal, derry girls, claymore, gotham, peacemaker, venture bros, moral orel, mtv downtown, i am not okay with this, x files, dr. katz, professional therapist, twin peaks, black butler, the queen's gambit, rupauls drag race idgaf bring back my girls

Books

naked, the sluts, diary of an oxygen thief, boy parts, totem and the taboo, cogheart, lapvona, male fantasies 1&2, scott pilgrim’s precious little life, eros and civilization, perfume: the story of a murderer, the collector, the monk, batman: year one, easy riders: raging bulls, street angel, multiple warheads, welcome back alice. yaoi

Heroes

our lord and savior jesus christ, anthony bourdain, spider-man

Website

dc.com/characters/scarecrow