Chester McBootyButt

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"no longer hiding from the Gob-gobs."

The united Schizo of America.

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Chester McBootyButt's Interests

General

I like to move it

Music

I listen to sounds of babies crying and puppies whimpering.

Movies

Got to go to the Fun 3. It is the best movie in the Got to Go to the Fun-chise. That is like a play on words for 'franchise' if you didn't know

Television

I only watch Phineas and Ferb. Not because I am 12, but because I love to point out when they are scientifically wrong and whine about it on my obscure youtube channel that you will never find.

Books

I only read books so that I can find where the location of my missing son Kanye West is. He is ill and needs my help. Also, he just released his awesome album Graduation and I can't listen to it because it is scientifically INACCURATE!

Heroes

My greatest hero is myself. I love to eat lasagna (because it reminds me of when I was eating lasagna more.)

Chester McBootyButt's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

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Chester McBootyButt's Blurbs

About me:

I am the great CHESTER MCBOOTYBUTT! I am NOT A TROLL! I am an elf who roams from the highlands up yonder. I like dark sorcery, goblins, (the female kind that are in those magazines i can't show my uncle) and I really like my friends! If you are my friend, you are exempt from THE GREAT CLEANSING. This will happen on a leap year when the moon is red and the water is in a +0.5 magnitude increase. Then will I strike the earth with my great PISS RAY! Do not mess with me... you don't wanna get on mcbootybutt's bad side... blank

Who I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who is willing to sacrifice their blood on a daily basis. just a tiny bit, not too much to where it would kill you, but enough so that I could fulfill my dream of becoming a vampire sailor landlord.

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LOV3GOR3

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what kind of elf r u??

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high on life elf. I am high. High. High. On life.

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Chester McBootyButt

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logging off... goodbye........ .chesternet....

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i will become back....

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brad

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Howdy, are cows the path to true enlightenment?

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No

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Disregard the last comment. I have a brain worm that lives in my head. Cows are the true path to happiness, if you want enlightenment speak to my friend Sally McPootyNut.

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I see, the Enlightenment Consultant keeps trying to poke me with a stick

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He just wants what's best for you. Do not question your higher ups.

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Major

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I'll give u zome of my blood dw chat!! :3

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GAAAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! sorry i just saw a funny video. GHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHA!!! GAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!! okay i'll tell you it. No i wont! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! GAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

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that muzt have been zo funny I wizh I coulda zeen it! well.. maybe in another lifetime I will!!!!!!!!!

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no

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aw okay 3

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Club72

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TYVM for accepting Great page visit and leave comments!

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no

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Vv_DAVEEE_vV

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YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLY RAD!!!! CHESTER MCBOOTYBUTT YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING

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15 hours... i am not on the grind.... i am not on the grind... i am not on grind... *slaps myself* i am not on the grind...

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Fritoleg

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Tysm 4 the add u seem so funny

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I have a TUMOR. GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!

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Hey, it's me! Chester! I do NOT have a tumor! Ignore my last message! I am not a tumor! This message is actually me!

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Alex!!!!

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too many cows 0/10

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I am being held hostage please call my number

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Alex!!!!

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I hate you and syd shouldnt love you at all

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happy cus you know happies ogod when you something without a roof! Because i'm happy something something something something

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Yeah! What the guy who dead is want you has said, (dead) and inside of your head! BOOMMM!! that's something my son kanye west would make, if i wasnt too busy spending my money on goblin slaves i wouldnt have him have cancer...

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