your REAL father

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"delivering mail"

i’m the mailman!!! i also accept all frqs!

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General

doing mailman things, figuring out who the parent to my children are, you know… normal things…

Music

uhhh mailman songs

Movies

romance and mailman movies (preferably both)

Television

same as the movies!

Books

i’ve read every book ever.

Heroes

other mailmen!

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About me:

hello, child. i need to tell you something…. i’m your real dad…

Who I'd like to meet:

your mother..

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⭐🌸A nerdy artist ( peridot 5xg)🌸⭐🍉 inactive

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dad-

did you leave because im a furry

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no!!! that’s why i came back!

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maple

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dad... is it you!?!?!?!?

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it is me..!!!!

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SkyKid

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dad, i am a youtuber now.... please dont be mad at me.

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i’m not mad, don’t worry!!! be whatever you wanna be!!! do you do mailman things?????

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father, i'm gay and trans and i plan to major in something stupid like theater or child and family studies

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that’s okay! being what you want to be is important, as long as you’re happy, idm what you do in life! because at the end of the day, it’s your choice not mine to make!!

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father?!?!! 🐟

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child????!???

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where were you in these … uh,,,, 10 years i think … i couldn’t keep track ,,, why did you even disappear ?!???!!!!!!!!?!?!? where’s mom?????!!!????? 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟💫💫💫💫💫💫

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your mother shipped me in the mail. sorry kid, i had to work my way back here!!

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it’s okay father,,, 🐠💫

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StigmataR00F

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care to explain why you deliver "packages" in the "male?" is there something you need to tell your many children about??

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nope!! everything is normal!

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i'll be informing mother of your homoerotic activity,,,,,,,,,,,..........

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PIKO¡

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Father, I accidentally burnt our mailbox.><

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you WHAAY!!!

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StigmataR00F

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you should totally watch christmas mail, papa. it is a christmas themed mailman romance

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oh my! thank you child!

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Officer Mills

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I live inside your mail bag, I am travel sized

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woah!!! you come to work with me everyday? yay!! i can show you how to mail the mail

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yessss, woohoo!!!

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Dad, mom told me that you had gone to buy cigarettes, have you already bought them and will you be back?

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yes! i’m working on coming back through the mail right now!!!!!

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SHR3DD3R🏄

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ARE You the one that gave me menal illnes

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no, your mother did that!

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OH,,,,,,,,,,,,but she died giving birth

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nmaybe thats y

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lucasmustdie🍔

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where have u been these 14 years?

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i forgot where the address was after your mother kicked me out and changed the keys……..

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im glad ur back dad! now can u give me ur credit card numbers?

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why’s that, child? wait… where’s your mother at……

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6 feet under.

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oh… finally!!!! thank you, child!!!! we are now going out to deliver some mail!!

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꒰◞ ◟𐙚 KARL ꒱

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WAIT YOUR MY REAL FATHER WHAT!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
I just want know if my mom has the mail

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of course your mother has the mail!!!! i’m so happy we can finally reunite!!!!

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Alright and same happy to see you again Father

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♡demonlee♡

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father?!?! :o i've always wanted to meet you.... why'd you leave..?

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sorry, child.. i got lost in the mail…….

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it's okay.. (,: im happy ur back and now me, you, and everyone else can deliver mail together!!

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