billyBob99

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"billying my bob99"

diabolical, dubious, devious

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Mood: evenly salted

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billyBob99's Interests

General

music, things

Music

artist: chiken nugies

Movies

OMORI

Television

Hazbin Hotel, BFDI, hfjONE, Murder Drones, TADC

Books

arry pottah

Heroes

them

billyBob99's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

someones trying to steal my identity (view more)

the liver stealer (view more)

fork on a plate (view more)

what should i add to my beautiful profile (view more)

they call me "nasty jim" (view more)

billyBob99's Blurbs

About me:

sad story

welcome to the oven

the children in the basement are screaming again

Who I'd like to meet:

You must deem yourself worthy.

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lencrab 💉

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how do u billy ur bob

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500 wasps

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Come outside

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ok

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Rocket

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Looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
(Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate (thanks dad!)
Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (wow)
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start!
Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
You're a executive producer (that's true!)
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
I was stuck, thank you sir! (Oh you!)
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond (aw)
You're like the child that I wish that I had (uh, what?)
I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned (hold on now!)
It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad
They say, when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
Others say, that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
Who just happens to also be your blood!
Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better (what a bunch of losers)
Can you butt out of my song? (Your song? I started this!)
I'm singing it, I'll finish it! (Oh, you tacky piece of–)
It's me, yes it's me
I know you were all waiting for me
I'm here, what a gas
Took a while, but I'm present at last
It's me, it's me
Mimzy!
Who?

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dlǝɥ ǝɯos ǝsn plnoɔ noʎ ǝʞᴉl sʞoo˥

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도움을 좀 받을 수 있을 것 같습니다
지옥의 빅 보스로부터
Yelp에서 아빠의 빛나는 리뷰를 확인하세요
(별 5개! 완벽함! 훌륭함 그 이상!)
오, 오각형의 펀치로
난 왑밤붐, 알라카잠
보통 희생양을 요구하는데
하지만 가족 요금이 적용됩니다(아빠 고마워요!)
요리사가 생겼으니 이제 점원이 필요한 사람은 누구일까요? (우와)
미쉐린 테이스팅 메뉴, 무료 일품요리
내가 심판이니까 내가 게임을 준비해줄게
샴페인 분수, 캐비어 산, 그것은 단지 시작일 뿐입니다!
첫날부터 여기 누가 있었나요?
수녀로서 충실한 사람은 누구입니까?
누가 옛날 말장난으로 당신을 웃게 만드나요?
당신은 총괄 프로듀서입니다 (그렇죠!)
나는 너의 남자, 너의 일상
너의 친구, 너의 확고한 호텔리어
오늘 내가 그 막힌 부분을 고쳤던 것을 기억하시나요?
막혔어요 감사합니다 선생님! (아 너구나!)
우리가 이런 유대감을 쌓아서 정말 영광이에요 (aw)
당신은 내가 갖고 싶은 아이 같아요 (어, 뭐?)
내가 낳은 딸처럼 너를 아껴 (잠깐만!)
좀 웃긴데 날 아빠라고 부를 뻔 했어
그들은 말한다, 당신이 도움을 구할 때
저항이 가장 적은 길을 선택하는 것이 현명합니다
다른 사람들은 말하기를, 당신이 궁핍한 시간에
순수한 천사의 힘을 대신할 수 있는 것은 없습니다!
우연히도 당신의 피가 된 사람이 누구입니까!
안타깝게도 친부모가 바보일 때가 있습니다.
니가 선택한 가족이 더 낫다고 하던데 (정말 패자들이네)
내 노래에서 벗어날 수 있나요? (네 노래? 내가 시작했어!)
내가 노래하고 있으니 끝낼게! (오, 너 끈적끈적한 조각-)
나야, 그래 나야
나는 당신이 모두 나를 기다리고 있다는 것을 알고 있습니다
나 여기 있어, 정말 대단한 일이야
시간이 좀 걸렸지만 드디어 도착했어요
나야, 나야
밈지!
뭐?

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Jincko_SiZ_X

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fish

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Salted lightly

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Rocket

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are you billying your bob 99 rn?

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yes

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