Porter 🕸
"teaching my legion of racoons to oil paint"
crunchy British bastard
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https://spacehey.com/porterpuke
Porter 🕸's Interests
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General |
Oil painting, digital art, norse mythology, poetry, video games, activism, music, skateboarding, deep talks, punk. Some of my favourite games are Zelda (Majora's Mask, Ocarina of Time), Pokemon black and white, Baldurs Gate 3, Red Dead Redemption 2, Little Nightmares, Fear and Hunger, Minecraft, Stardew Valley, Jet Set Radio, Undertale, Sally face, Fran Bow, Little Misfortune, etc. I love finding little indie horror games too! |
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Music |
I vibe with most genres. Some specific artists/bands: Ho99o9, Bad Brains, Grandson, Bag of Cans, Minor Threat, Misfits, Ghost, Gorillaz, Slipknot, Mike Krol, Rob Zombie, Nirvana, The Growlers, The Murlocs, Insane Clown Posse, The Chats, Dead Kennedys, Together Pangea, Playboy Manbaby, Fiendz YT, Messer Chups, System of a Down, Hozier, Tamino, Warhaus, The Gentle Good, Poor Man's Poison, Mangy Bones, Sister Wife Sex Strike, The Taxpayers. etc etc etc lol If you got any band recommendations lemme know! |
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Movies |
Any studio ghibli films, although my favourite is Howls Moving Castle. I also like Killer Klowns From Outerspace, Alien, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990), Blade Runner 1982 (I haven't watched the first one but I really need to), spider-man: into the spider-verse, IT (2017), The Crow. |
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Television |
Adventure Time, ROTTMNT, Regular Show, Inside Job, Cowboy Bebop, Midnight Gospel, and others I'm probably forgetting, it's mostly cartoons lol. |
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Books |
Mostly non-fiction; Historical/political/spiritual books are usually my jam (My attention span is horrible though so I never finish them, sigh.) |
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Heroes |
Most clowns. Like wtf I want to be a professional freaky fuck- how'd they do that, I need to run away to a circus. |
Porter 🕸's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]
Do not interact / Please do interact list (view more)
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Candlelight (a sappy poem) (view more)
My wip patch jacket :P (view more)
Porter 🕸's Blurbs
About me:
he/they || ftm || 18 || entp || raging homo || Welsh || aspiring tattoo artist || I'm a huge dipshit but I think I'm fairly alright lol
Who I'd like to meet:
17+, leftists, punks, queers, artists, and/or anyone with an open mind. Text me and we can shit-talk the government and play Pokemon whilst you tell me about your day >;p
Porter 🕸's Friend Space
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Porter 🕸's Friends Comments
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Rae ☆ 
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Another BG3 player AND TMNT enjoyer. Awesome shit my man. Cool ass page for a cool ass dude. |
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Wacky Alex 
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THANKS FOR THE ADDIf you like wacky music, give our channel a try.► It's the WORST radio channel in the entire solar system! |
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YouVVitch 
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Always love to see another Killer Klowns from Outer Space fan! Sick profile :) |
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monokuma 
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Omg an icp lover and a baulders gate enjoyer??? be my best friend ofc pookie, we've been best friends for like 8 years already but I've been snoozin so it became like a few minutes, cuz that's science- Now here's the real question, who's ur fav companion in bg3?? |
Thanks dude! Your page is dope too, cowboy bebop and good omens?? you seem hella cool. Crucial question- who's your fav bg3 companion?
by Porter 🕸; ; Report
omfg... I gotta go with Astarion. Literally sobbed during his quest. Wbu
by Rae ☆; ; Report
no same!! the fandom gives his fans too much shit i swear lol, gotta love a snarky traumatised vampire. His scene with Cazador broke me istg.
by Porter 🕸; ; Report
NO FRR people either shit on his fans, or there's really weird fans who just sexualize the shit out of him
by Rae ☆; ; Report
FR- like Astarion is only sexual cuz it's what he knows to do to be safe, when he finally feels safe he admits he doesn't want to be seen that way- i will die on this hill i'm so glad u get it, we get it LMAO
by Porter 🕸; ; Report
Yesss FINALLY someone gets it. We get it 🤝
by Rae ☆; ; Report