Drunk Santa

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"Mrs Claus Dosen't Wanna Fuck :("

Horny Old Alcoholic

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Perty The Virtual Musician

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🫶 💕 💞

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kenny tha 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅💦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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can i PLEEEAAASEEE have a twink for christmas

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cory

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is santa real

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yes. he touched me 8 times on the streets.

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is his pp big

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it was the size of a nano sim card.

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𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 xXSky_ShockXx

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Can I pweeeaaaasssseeeeee get when we were young tickets, pwease 👉👈

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no thats cringe

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Casper

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can i pwease suck on your teeth👉👈

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soda

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hi pookie

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Casper

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DONT DEKETW MY COMMWNTS YOU LPVE ME

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go fuck yourself you're getting coal

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NO IM.GETTING GOTH BITCHES

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JOXTER

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Are ur toes crusty?

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they are modly and crusty

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do u have toe fungus? :o

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Casper

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cN i lick uour balls

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ew no what the fuck

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lolthsworndrow

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santa can my virtual vampire 200+ years old traumatized vampire boyfriend get real so i'll ride him until he sees stars (we'll send you videos)

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sorry i am not gay
but sure your bf will come true whatever

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Casper

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gotta start licking up that snow now, dont forget to give me that snow lemonade too dawg

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Damien☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆

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Santa check yo wife cause I saw Mrs.Clause taking the sleigh to the head elves igloo

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i know shes a bitch!
SHE DOSEN'T LET ME FUCK HER :(

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Katsuki! / Danny Elfman's Loyal #1 Fan

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It feels like the holiday spirit is coming inside me!!

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XxmikeyxX

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santa can i have my chemical romance merch for christmas

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nuh uh you're getting an IPhone

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sigh...fine...

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Yvan713

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I need Sonic '06, the worst version if possible!

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the fuck is that?

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To resumate, it's a bs, i need it so i can offer it as a drunk for my enemies! X)
If you've got some suggestions for a better "troll", give me some, you're Santa after all, y'know better than me!

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Bug!

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santa can I have poptarts for christmas

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Yes

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YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY

if u get me the oreo ones I will be so mad.

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i'll get you the vodka flavored ones(rare and unreleased)

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oooooo

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xX_bLiNk_Xx (🏳️‍🌈‼️)

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SANTA THIS YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A SOLUTION TO MY ERECTILE DYSPHUNCTION

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Sure Thing,You Gotta Fuck Em Hoes!

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wealthyCarnivore

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santa please bring me my wwife back

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can't do that sorry

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FateTheCannibal

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SAINT NICHIOLAES. I WNAT. AN EMO BF FOR CHRISTMAS

AND ALCOHOL PLS

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U GOT UR WISHHHHH

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Krampus

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Nicholas are you drunk?

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maybe a tiny bit....
i drank 10 bottles of Wiskey

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Thought you stopped drinking after tue Great Depression:(((

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i am even more depressed now,Mrs Claus dosen't let me fuck her,shes been like that for weeks

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You need them rhino b0ner pills :D

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fuck that!

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