Jake

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Piss Ape

🐟Currently working on 99 fishing, I want to be able to catch more fish. I hope that one day I will be able to catch sharks, big sharks. Please send me some money for my fish I want to sell you fish. Let me know if you know any good fishing spots around town, I want to go there and fish.🐟

🖤 They are finally allowing me to leave the Coca-Cola mines. I don't need to work in such awful conditions I am a free man who does not need no soda. Looking for my next big break I know I am destined for great things. If I ever get my hands on Alec Baldwin I will make him drink Coca-Cola.🖤

🌑 I live two lives like Danny Phantom, I have my real life which is my real one. In my real life I do real life things like being a wage cuck. When I go ghost mode though I am ready to do crime and eat corndog. When you are ready we can go crash a blue Dodge caravan that I know about. 🌑

No but for real I'm over her.

Who I'd like to meet:

Ah, the fascinating allure of ancient Rome! The very thought of standing face to face with the titans who once ruled the Roman Empire sends shivers down my spine. The desire to meet these famous Roman emperors is like a flame burning within, fueled by a passion for history and a longing to witness the echoes of their majestic reigns.

Imagine the awe of conversing with Julius Caesar, the military genius whose name is eternally synonymous with power and ambition. To glean insights into his strategic mind and witness the charisma that captivated the masses would be a dream come true.

Then there's Augustus, the architect of the Pax Romana, whose leadership transformed Rome into an era of peace and prosperity. To have a glimpse into the mind that shaped an empire and discover the nuances of governance during his rule would be an unparalleled experience.

The enigmatic Nero, infamous for his excesses and artistic pursuits, beckons with a tale of opulence and decadence. What stories could he share about the grandeur of the Roman Empire during his tumultuous reign?

Meeting these iconic figures would be like stepping through a portal into a bygone era, a chance to witness history unfold before my eyes. The Colosseum, the Roman Forum, and the Pantheon become vibrant stages where the dramas of their lives played out.

Alas, time travel remains elusive, but the desire to meet these famous Roman emperors persists. Until such an opportunity arises, I'll continue to immerse myself in the pages of history books and let my imagination run wild with visions of conversations with these larger-than-life figures.

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meatsack

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this guy was honorably discharged from the cola mines. i miss him daily

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Alstrose

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I did not give you permission to use my likeness

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i do what i want to do

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