Ember

"plotting & scheming"

father for many, husband to none

Last active:
1 year ago

Mood: man, myth, legend

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https://spacehey.com/arachnids

Ember's Interests

General	cinema, spiders, hating, spreading misinformation, fashion, receiving prophecies, currently studying mandarin and hungarian
Music	weezer, limp bizkit, loona, goreshit, ichiko aoba, lamp, nastyona, radiohead, panchiko, mitski, meaningful stone, kimya dawson, minuano
Movies	FIGHT CLUB (+ any movie directed by david fincher), SAW, eternal sunshine, juno, metronom, superbad, taxi driver and more...
Television	family guy, HANNIBAL!, house md, lucky star, azumanga daioh
Books	no longer human & fight club (although i don't really read much, i'm open to any recommendations!)
Heroes	burger wizard, evil clown

Ember's Links

Twitter	@sealgirl48
Pinterest	@digidecay
Spotify	Spotify
Letterboxd	@embercel

Ember's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

(SAW) re: the "adam isn't dead" debate (view more)

notes app poetry and its consequences (view more)

i hate hamsters (view more)

saw xi rant (view more)

Ember's Blurbs

About me:

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hey you opened this can of worms i'm just here to wriggle around in it! you can call me ember. i am a middle aged dad stuck in the body of a 15 year old girl, real freaky friday type situation. i am malicious and evil but simultaneously the most graceful, peaceful little boy to ever live. i ate my twin in the womb (LIE). i stopped time when i was 5 and learned every piece of knowledge on this god given earth, so feel free to ask me anything.

Who I'd like to meet:

if you have ever: brewed a potion with a skull shaped smoke cloud coming out of it, told 3 riddles to someone trying to cross your bridge, had fruit thrown at you in the town square, pulled on a rope that throws a piano on your enemy's head or like the same things i do - we should be friends. don't be afraid to send me a message, i don't bite and will always reply!