[S] dirkvomit

[S] dirkvomit's profile picture

"insensitivity training for a politically correct world."

minor. no pronouns. i also go by Karkat, Tas, n Cash.

Last active:

Mood: sweet

View my: Blog | Forum Topics

SpaceHey URL:

https://spacehey.com/snaknbake

[S] dirkvomit's Interests

General

aliens, the color green, mtn dew, sharks, being swag, WWE, eddsworld, homestuck, yfm, equals three, FЯED, jthm, PvZ, fruits basket, gorillaz, sonic, spyro (NOT from skylanders. what do you take me for, a freak?), might get into sally face, madcom, and hxh. These are all kinda just things I like, but it should be noted that my main special interest is Rob Crow. Fav homestuck character is sollux i love him so much i think about him every day :3c . .

Music

Stepa, Gorillaz, Foo Fighters, Limp Bizkit, Your Favorite Martian, Streetlight Manifesto, 311, SOAD, The Life and Times, Basically any Rob Crow project (Thingy, Pinback, Goblincock, etc) Nirvana, The Mars Volta, At the Drive in, ICP, Korn, Rebzyyx, Kleenex Girl Wonder, Descendents, MilkCan, Phemiec, Broadway Homestuck and the like. I really like music. Oh don't forget Scratch21 and the occasional Fetty Wap and T-Pain.

Movies

Napoleon Dynamite and Evan Almighty are my 2 favs.

Television

ermmh eddsworld and peter knetter on yt🤓☝

Books

Homestuck? Does that count?

Heroes

fred figglehorn

[S] dirkvomit's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

list of my names (view more)

dni + byi (somewhat updated) (view more)

ART DUMP (view more)

SAAEARAOF album analysis :3 (view more)

autism powers (view more)

[S] dirkvomit's Blurbs

About me:

Wii Pointer #1 Tilt Normal

CD Player

Disc View Options Help

[00] 00:00

❚❚

❚◄◄

◄◄

►►

►►❚

❚ ►

Artist:

Title:

Total Play: 04:14 m:s

Track: 00:00 m:s

It's tamaNOTchi! Click to feed!
hi im dirk and welcum 2 the fap zone. derse dreamer. THE peter knetter fan. money is the way to my heart. you should give me your wallet. awesum logo by aaron. (irl, fictkin, blah blah whatever i dont really care. im dirk and im karkat and im just gonna leave it at that.)

Who I'd like to meet:

(gets uncomfortably close to microphone. you can hear my saliva.) sollux captor :3 (the crowd boos.)

[S] dirkvomit's Friends Comments

Displaying 13 of 13 comments ( View all | Add Comment )

Doc Scratch

Doc Scratch's profile picture

[ Don't mind me passing by. Your layout is moderate enough to where it is neither worthy of praise of criticism. Such a balance is difficult to maintain, but I trust you are capable enough to handle the pressure.

That aside, however. Those are quite the interesting blinkies you have there.
]

Report Comment



i like to think of them as pretty flipping awesome and/or swagalicious but whatever floats your boat mister man

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report

[ It seems my statement came off as negative to you. Be assured, that was never the intended connotation. Rather, I tried bringing attention to a particular two's parallel source of origin. ]

by Doc Scratch; ; Report

Germanchiller

Germanchiller's profile picture

Cool profile ^^

Report Comment



TYSM!!

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report

Perty The Virtual Musician

Perty The Virtual Musicia...'s profile picture

Hiii! 💜🩵🩷

Report Comment



Hello :3c

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report

TUL1P >:]

TUL1P >:]'s profile picture

liking milkcan is so real i loveeeee milkcan

Report Comment



their music is so pawsome my fav song is fright flight

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report

my personal favorites are keep your head up and power off power on >:3

by TUL1P >:]; ; Report

Adam

Adam's profile picture

Dude ur profile nd stuff is so cool :D

Report Comment



omgthanks!!!!

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report

xXXethan_errorXXx

xXXethan_errorXXx's profile picture

THX 4 ACCEPTING X3

Report Comment



YEAH NP DUDE!!

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report

fish :B

fish :B's profile picture

your profile is austisc as fuckkkk /pos

Report Comment



YAY

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report

cherrybomb [on hiatus]

cherrybomb [on hiatus]'s profile picture

thanks 4 adding me i love ur profile :3

Report Comment



OMG thank you!!! your profile is very epic too :D

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report

thank you!! ^U^

by cherrybomb [on hiatus]; ; Report

moved

moved's profile picture

you ar.e so. cool wow. my eyes sparkle when i enter the fapzone…

Report Comment



omg tsym.... yes the fap zone is a glorious place if i do say so myself (currently stroking it)

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report

tomgoes

tomgoes's profile picture

BOOOOOOOOOOO SOLLUX CAPTOR BOOOOOOOOO

*tomato tomato tomato*

Report Comment



NOOOO NOOO HEY HEY MAN CHILL OUT SECURITY COME AND GET THIS GUY

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report

NOO NUH UH SEUCIRTY DINO NOH

by tomgoes; ; Report

im gonna punt you into the sun buckaroony 🙏

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report

No

by tomgoes; ; Report

Wubzilla

Wubzilla's profile picture

Great page!

Report Comment



YAY thank yoiu

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report

Mikey💥

Mikey💥's profile picture

cum. (you)

Report Comment



WHAT

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report

Mikey💥

Mikey💥's profile picture

ewwwww whatre YOU doing here
(HIHIHI HIH HIHIHIHI HIHIHIHIHSIHSIHIH HIHIHIH HIH HIHIH HIHI)

Report Comment



ermmm it says BE NICE when you leave a comment!!111!!!!!! (HAIIAIA HI HI :33 meow)

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report

bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you

by Mikey💥; ; Report

GGAHAGHHH

by [S] dirkvomit; ; Report