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hi. profile is a wip bc i wanna redo/edit more things ughh.

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https://spacehey.com/twinarmageddon

🌐TA's Interests

General	interested in yo mama and a bunch of other shit idk. i don't really like listing these things too much.
Music	ughh this changes a lot. in general though as of late i get really ill for will woods discography, mostly his calmer/softer sounding songs. #emotional. i also really love drive45. stream mrs. mark max maddy and ground vision. as for will wood i throw up and convulse every time i listen to misanthrapologist ughgrehkhkrh. genuinely my fav song ever i think.
Movies	lego batman movie
Television	girls come here. i can treat you right. i hav 700 neoppint.
Books	wairior cat
Heroes	wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww putting this here until i section out somewhere else to put this, but the song autoplaying is 'mount amazing 2' from the ape escape 3 ost.

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About me:

(sol)LUX/SOUL

nineteen, he/him/his + xe/xem/xeirs.
lobotomy survivor(x4) and college degree haver(x2).

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proud pegglelorian and papas freezeria addict.
#BJORN4PRES2024
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Who I'd like to meet:

the goal of my spacehey

my wife (or husband), my star the one and only, i am here for love and long term commitment where we will wed in a bathroom bar and do a blood pact instead of vows. we will have *no* kids and 3 and a half cats, (kitten), maybe a dog, and a few hamsters on the way.

[if we get a dog a requirement is that it will be a black italian greyhound named gizmo we scientifically engineer to be a puppy forever, so it looks like a tiny alien for as long as he choses to live. (i let him decide his mortality, free will.) (i am a kind god.)]

i have higher scores for those who will "e-date" or "kin-date", as the kids say, (i lied earlier, i am 40 years of age), the hit characters "aradia megido" and "karkat vantas" from homestuck. however this is not a garuntee win to my heart, as if you are out of character more than 10% of the time; i will send my minions to smite you from the other side of the world and feast upon your body. they are starving. please do not keep them waiting. (i am not a kind god to them.)

do not mention to me if i am out of character as i will also send my minions towards you. there's a lot of things i will send my minions for actually, so please do not date me if you are not fancying a game of russian roulette. i would also prefer you aradias to not die, but that is optional, i suppose. #freewill #ghostlove
(which, being said, karkats feel free to die. it'd be really funny.)

my pros are that i am so kind and #sweetpilled and my cons are that i am too kind and #sweetpilled for my own good.
please send your resumes in my comment section with the following form, thanks.

your name:
your age: (i am now 70 years old, so please do not apply if you are below 60.)
love language:
credit card information: (this is my love language.)
yaoi or yuri:
would you play animal jam with me:
what are your opinions on king henry VIII murdering his wives:
what about me intrigues you:
rfuygiujiopu96y87y:

DNI + INT LIST

DNI: SPACEHEY USERS turntables AND CARCINO, YOU GUYS PLAGUE ME I DON'T LIKE YOU TWO.
INT: SPACEHEY USER 2XPISTOLKIND ON THE BASIS OF BEING MY #BRAHTHERFROMANOTHAMOTHA, ALTHOUGH YOU ARE CLOSE TO BEING ON MY DNI AS WELL, PLEASE STOP GAMBLING.

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