MAYOR

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"DRINKING TAB"

MAYOR OF CAN TOWN (I HAVE THE SASH)

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Mood: HUNGRY

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MAYOR's Interests

General

MAYORS, MY TOWN, SODA, EATING ANYTHING IN SIGHT (I'M VERY HUNGRY), THE COLOR GREEN, SPIDERMAN!!!!

Music

DAVES STUFF, AND KARKAT ON OCCASIONS.

Movies

EGBERT MADE ME WATCH THAT PRISONER WIND MOVIE, WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED. AND DAVE TOOK ME TO SEE ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE!!!!!!!!!! SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Television

SODA COMMERCIALS, THE SUPERBOWL (FOR THE COMMERICALS, I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL), MY LITTLE PONY ON OCCASIONS, INVADER ZIM IS COOL I GUESS

Books

KARKAT TRIED TO GET ME TO READ TWILIGHT, DIDNT GO WELL. I ATE BREAKING DAWN.

Heroes

DAVE

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About me:

I HATE KINGS BUT QUEENS ARE ALRIGHT. FORMER DERSIAN PAWN. I LASH OUT REALLY EASILY FROM WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD. SODA LOVER, PROUD MAYOR OF CAN TOWN. MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN, I CAN'T TURN IT FUCKING OFF. ASEXUAL ACESPIKE.

Who I'd like to meet:

DAD (DAVE)

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Jade Harley

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what a cute profile!
hi mayor :D

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johnathan

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hi mayor! you got a favorite soda? :) i’ve been drinking a lot of mountain dew voltage, jarritos, and pepsi as of late. :B

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TAB FOR SURE!! BUT COKE AND ROOT-BEER ARE OTHER FAVORITES.

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all good choices, haha! i have a feeling you’d probably enjoy some cane soda coke specifically as well, dude. :)

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The Sufferer

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GREETINGS, MAYOR.

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NORMALLY I WOULD SAY SOMETHING RUDE BUT I DON'T WANT DAD TO BE MAD, SO HI I GUESS.

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MAY YOU BE BLESSED.

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THANKS I GUESS?

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homotoast

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thats a lot of caps

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I FUCKING LOVE SODA

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do be sure to keep the caps in case of nuclear fallout and those become the only sense of currency in the world

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OH TRUST ME I HOARD THE FUCKERS

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karkitty

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IM STILL MAD ABT BREAKING DAWN

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IT TASTED LIKE BLACK LICORICE SODA

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