max
"no i don't love you, i just love the things you say..."
keep telling me all the ways that you think i'm great!
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SpaceHey URL:
https://spacehey.com/soyjak
max's Interests
General |
True crime (I'm mostly interested in Columbine and Sandy Hook. DNI wannabe mass shooters you people are so lame. "I'm gonna make them pay..." Then do it. Pussy). Minecraft (SDMP + others...). Birdie. Chris Chan / lolcows. Ranfren. Oneyplays / Hellbenders. Military and religious history. 2000s / 2010s internet. Terraria. Gorey / edgy shit. Medicine. Coding / computer stuffs. The Victorian era. MLP grimdark shit. Horror. Assume every lolcow / internet microceleb that I take interest in I think is a dumb fuck at heart and do not support the heinous actions of. |
Music |
Sematary / Haunted Mound. Gezebelle Gaburgably. Negative XP. Car Seat Headrest. Alex G. Nine Inch Nails. Of Montreal. Adrianne Lenker. Musicals (Falsettos / Hamilton…) Joji / Pink Guy. I like terrible music I'm sorry |
Movies |
Superbad. Fight Club. The Batman (2022). American Psycho. Any Paul Dano film. I don’t know I don’t watch a lot of movies |
Relationship status |
Involuntary celibate (virgin with rage). |
Television |
Smiling Friends. Breaking Bad. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Moral Orel. Camp Camp. Rick & Morty. Basically any shitty vulgar cartoons from the early 2000s that aired on Adult Swim. Those are my jam |
Books |
I can't read. I like True Crime books. Warriors. Falsettos. Industrial Society and Its Future. |
Heroes |
The person reading this... |
max's Blurbs
About me:
Max. Level fifteen. Male (he/him/his). I’m studying medicine and am basically a practicing doctor and surgeon in the body of an autistic kid, so you can ask me any questions related to that stuff. I speak English and German. Mentally ill with a room temperature IQ. Bisexual I GUESS. You don't need to use tone indicators for me. Despite what you may or may not have heard through scandalous rumors, I do not have a vomit fetish.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone with whom I can form a meaningful connection or engage in a good conversation with. People who have interests in common with me. Cute girls ( I have a spot in my heart for every type of beautiful lady). The whole nine yards.
People I find repulsive:
If you fit any of these categories I cannot stop you from interacting but I will not engage with you. Senselessly and tastelessly offensive for no good reason and think you are cool for it. People with stupid ass Tiktok humor. Faggot nazi / pedophile LARPers; go follow your leader. That's not every hyper specific genre of person I find irritating, but it covers most bases.max's Friend Space
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Perty The Virtual Musician |
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surfwaxcanada |
*Lays a few eggs.* Hey, buddy. |
I didn’t see this until now and I wish I had continued to not see it
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Too bad!
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