max

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"no i don't love you, i just love the things you say..."

keep telling me all the ways that you think i'm great!

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max's Interests

General

True crime (I'm mostly interested in Columbine and Sandy Hook. DNI wannabe mass shooters you people are so lame. "I'm gonna make them pay..." Then do it. Pussy). Minecraft (SDMP + others...). Birdie. Chris Chan / lolcows. Ranfren. Oneyplays / Hellbenders. Military and religious history. 2000s / 2010s internet. Terraria. Gorey / edgy shit. Medicine. Coding / computer stuffs. The Victorian era. MLP grimdark shit. Horror. Assume every lolcow / internet microceleb that I take interest in I think is a dumb fuck at heart and do not support the heinous actions of.

Music

Sematary / Haunted Mound. Gezebelle Gaburgably. Negative XP. Car Seat Headrest. Alex G. Nine Inch Nails. Of Montreal. Adrianne Lenker. Musicals (Falsettos / Hamilton…) Joji / Pink Guy. I like terrible music I'm sorry

Movies

Superbad. Fight Club. The Batman (2022). American Psycho. Any Paul Dano film. I don’t know I don’t watch a lot of movies

Relationship status

Involuntary celibate (virgin with rage).

Television

Smiling Friends. Breaking Bad. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Moral Orel. Camp Camp. Rick & Morty. Basically any shitty vulgar cartoons from the early 2000s that aired on Adult Swim. Those are my jam

Books

I can't read. I like True Crime books. Warriors. Falsettos. Industrial Society and Its Future.

Heroes

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About me:

Max. Level fifteen. Male (he/him/his). I’m studying medicine and am basically a practicing doctor and surgeon in the body of an autistic kid, so you can ask me any questions related to that stuff. I speak English and German. Mentally ill with a room temperature IQ. Bisexual I GUESS. You don't need to use tone indicators for me. Despite what you may or may not have heard through scandalous rumors, I do not have a vomit fetish. Trollface / Problem? / Coolface  - Rage Face Comics

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone with whom I can form a meaningful connection or engage in a good conversation with. People who have interests in common with me. Cute girls ( I have a spot in my heart for every type of beautiful lady). The whole nine yards.

People I find repulsive:

If you fit any of these categories I cannot stop you from interacting but I will not engage with you. Senselessly and tastelessly offensive for no good reason and think you are cool for it. People with stupid ass Tiktok humor. Faggot nazi / pedophile LARPers; go follow your leader. That's not every hyper specific genre of person I find irritating, but it covers most bases.

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Perty The Virtual Musician

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Hiii! 💜🩵🩷

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surfwaxcanada

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*Lays a few eggs.* Hey, buddy.

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I didn’t see this until now and I wish I had continued to not see it

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Too bad!

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