kiyollo

General

being a prick🔪 what’s in the box? whattt’s in the boxxx????? 🔪 if you tell me a secret i will respond like it’s the most interesting thing in the world 🔪 wish i had people who shared my tastes and insanity 🔪

Music

gorillaz bcoz i’m a blue-haired black-eyed god (im not but suspend your disbelief) 🔪 slipknot coz i regularly wear a gimp mask (no I don’t) 🔪 metallica, mötley crüe, malice mizer, slayer, sabbath, pistols because i have something wrong with me (true) 🔪 fall out boy cause i yearn for pete wentz like that mackenzie lass who wanted a blue convertible instead of a red one 🔪  GREEN DAY!! if you’ve never listened to billie joe armstrong’s cover of i think we’re alone now, you’ve not lived (he’s my baby girl) 🔪 i collect vinyls like my mother collects STDS (my mother is married and a very respectable woman) 🔪 BUT I COLLECT CDS LIKE THE PLAGUE SPREAD SO 🔪

Movies

the karate kid and the outsiders (because i yearn to be a teenage boy in the 80s) 🔪 star wars cause who doesn’t like that 🔪 the saw films (“so do you want a large rat or a small rat?”) 🔪 lord of the rings because i worked on my dad’s allotment for a day planting potatoes and i am now samwise gamgee 🔪

Television

it’s always sunny in philadelphia because i am an offensive individual 🔪 hannibal NBC because i feel i cannot truly love without all consuming my lover (i’d also really like to try human meat atleast once) 🔪 gonna put the new scott pilgrim show in here too (I’M A MASSIVE VIRGIN.) 🔪 mtv downtown cause that show’s fucking awesome in its own right 🔪 gossip girl because… i’m chuck bass 🔪 breaking bad (JESSE PINKMAN BE MINE, SEXY BOY) 🔪

Books

anything by murakami because again i am quite a twisted individual (ryū btw, not haruki - though i do love those books too)🔪 the picture of dorian gray (oscar wilde actually took inspiration for the character of dorian gray from me, a egotistical teenager with a love for the theatre who falls in love too easily) 🔪 adam kay. the only person on the planet funnier than me. 🔪 the long walk by stephen king (have you ever noticed how queer-coded that book really is? i mean the character of mcvries is GAY, but garraty also has some moments where and in this essay i will..)

Heroes

myself. because throughout my life, god has given me his harshest battles because i am his strongest soldier. (by harshest battles i mean not having enough money for books and CDs and when ao3 shut down for two days.) 🔪

AND DAWKO. I LOVE THAT MAN. I HAVE WATCHED EVERY SINGLE VIDEO OF HIS. I LOVE HIM. I LOVE HIM. EVERY TIME HE DOESNT UPLOAD FOR A FEW DAYS I GO CRAZY. 🔪