Martin

General

67 going on 21 father to 3 horrid mistakes Married for the past 30 miserable years to my wife Nancy. hit my up if you have an ass like donald trump.

Music

I only listen to the sounds of the country unless its that lousy "little nasquisus xavior" or what the kids call him "lil nas x" his old town road is nothin like my road at home.

Movies

Solo is one of my favorite Star Wars movies Action-packed, fast-paced while exploring deeper themes of oppression, power, and values... what's not to love?! Solo is personally one of my favorite Star Wars movies. Plenty of throwbacks to the old films while offering some foreshadowing.

Television

SUPER BOWL. make sure to invite me to your next super bowl party though last time I was invite to one I just smashed their 4K TV in front of over 30 guests at their super bowl party because of the Rams performance that day. My wife took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel, since then I choose not to see them, and its not due to the restraining order

Books

The One And ONLY HOLY BIBLE To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Bible. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jesus’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Bible truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in God’s existential catchphrase "Never trust anyone completely but God." which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as King James's genius wit unfolds itself on the pages. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Bible tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Heroes

GOD IS MY HERO, that man has saved my life ever since the day I was born, my momma and pops thought I was gonna die but those pills don't work like they do now. truth be told I'm like my own hero for coming out alive in that situation.

Instagram

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