Cynical Surrealism

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"Not even the floorboards could contain the beating of my heart"

21, Slaying since 1656

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Cynical Surrealism's Interests

General

Overwatch, The Mandela Catalog, Silent Hill, ULTRAKILL, Five Nights At Freddy's, Resident Evil, Deltarune, Welcome Home, SCP, Stray, Figment 1 & 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Half Life Series, Crystal Collector, Spell bottle Collector, Keychain Collector, Sticker Collector

Music

CALYPSO, I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME, Josh turner, Creep-P, Will Wood, Jhariah, Teenage Disaster, Jack Stauber, Get Scared, Michael Buble, Matt Dusk, Laufey, Cannibal Corpse, The Stupendium, Ricky Montgomery, Lemon Demon, Eddie Arnold, GHOST, Steampianist, Insane Clown Posse, Creature Feature

Movies

Nightmare before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Coraline, Avatar (1&2), Who Framed Rodger Rabbit, Any stop motion Christmas movie,

Television


Books

LoveSickness (Junji Ito), Penguin Gentlemen

Heroes

I love my silly little BF

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About me:

Hiiii, you can call me Crow. Its not often I'm on here (mainly on Discord) but I welcome you to my profile with open arms. Despite that I keep to myself most of the time, don't be shy to send a message (though I may not respond right away). I do not accept friend requests under 18 (minors DNI).

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-rep called me a homophobic slur and laughed when I cried

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I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YYOOUU<3 SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH [translation ; I hope you die]

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-rep ated the last pizza slice and didn't leave me the crust [the best part].... x'[c

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Not now kitten, daddy is finishing up his dinner

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-rep asked for a sip of my root beer and drinked it all :"[c

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