Carny Cadaver
"Every drop of blood you spill puts more flesh on my bones"
I enjoy dissecting your loved ones
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Carny Cadaver's Interests
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blood for blood Clowns Horror movies Creaky houses killing p3dophil3s Forensic science Entomology marching bandwarm hands The ringing in my ears Garage sales thrift stores movies that are so bad they're good
Pepto bismol bones π¦ the planets space stuff in general Good conversation that blossomed from meaningless topics  |
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Cannibal Corpse Nirvana Mercyful Fate Rob Zombie Radiohead David Bowie Oingo Boingo Pearl Jam The Cure Led Zeppelin The Darkest of the HillsideThickets Red Hot Chili Peppers anything by the muppets The Beatles Weezer ICP KISS Korn ABBA The Wiggles Bee Gees  |
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Hellraiser Hellboy 1&2 The Saw movies Ghostbusters Green Book The cat in the hat Killer Klowns from Outer Space Finch Fantastic Mr.Fox Child's Play 2 Rango The Thing Seven Moulin Rouge Interview with a Vampire Little Shop of Horrors The Crow V for Vendetta  |
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Skyrim Blasphemous Mortal Kombat Ocarina of Time Pokemon Arceus Pokemon fire red Pokemon Go Paper Mario Animal Crossing FNAF  |
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Frankenstein Flowers for Algernon The complete Cthulhu Mythos Tales  |
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Heroes |
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Oscar the Grouch The Thing |
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About me:
γWhat is up people of earth? I go by Carny or Lee but honestly I don't give a shit what you decide to call me. I am a professional hater of (almost) all things joyous and whimsical. I love horror movies, making lists, and uh stealing. I like long walks in dark forests, but only if I don't have shoes and the soil is moist! Bring me your cursed objects and I will gift you a secret as ancient as the universe itself, or a shitty stick N poke, the decision is yours.γ
FREE PALESTINE π΅πΈ π΅πΈhere's my discord γγCarny_Cadaver
{20, non-binary, Istp, 8w9, wanted in 5 of the 50 states}
Feed my children!!! They smell the blood on your hands and wiggle with anticipation. What a beautiful shade of crimson. Do you feel guilty when you look in the mirror? Do the whispers of your past fill your soul with agony? feed it to them. They crave your suffering...... Aren't they lovely!?!
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone with especially harvestable organs
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Linda the Cat Lady 
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Thank you for accepting my friend request! |
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Colette 
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your profile is so cool, thanks for accepting my friend request! |
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jeanjacket 
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Haiiii :3 Hello silly by Carny Cadaver; ; Report |
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Fawkes 
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What % eclipse did you get in your portion of le' big state? I believe it was about 92% if I remember correctly :o3 by Carny Cadaver; ; Report I gandered so hard for like maybe 4 minutes, and then I went back inside to watch Bullet Train for the 30th time. Did you gander? Did you like what you saw? by Carny Cadaver; ; Report Fair enough. It was bright, then dark, then bright again. ππΌ by Carny Cadaver; ; Report |
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Fawkes
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What's your favorite Weird Al song? I really enjoy all the Polka ones he does!! They're peak silly. And also I've been wondering why there are so many pill bugs in my local Dunkin Donuts. Why are there so many in that building specifically? Everybody needs a good cup of coffee every once in a while I suppose. What have YOU been thinking about? by Carny Cadaver; ; Report I COMPLETELY FORGOT YOU SAID ONE WORD IM SORRY IM A YAPPER by Carny Cadaver; ; Report Where in the building are they? That sounds like a health inspector goldmine from what I'm imagining. Vermin Supreme is an activist so I'll count him. THEYRE EVERYWHERE but mainly in the bathrooms. What are you going to school for? by Carny Cadaver; ; Report Fawkes you are my favorite right now by Carny Cadaver; ; Report ALSO THATS SO SICK DUDE I'm working currently by Carny Cadaver; ; Report MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!! Also I'm literally the sickest barista in all of South Texas. That is my official title I swear. by Carny Cadaver; ; Report YESSS!??!?!?! ARE YOU A FELLOW HELL RESIDER?!?!?!?! YEE HAW??????? by Carny Cadaver; ; Report Idk why it commented 3 times but HELL YEAH. I can totally get over the fact that you're probably a literal tumbleweed because there's no way anyone actually lives over there. by Carny Cadaver; ; Report |
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Fawkes
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What is your favorite passage from any bible? I say any to allow for funnies like the dnm bible. I'm going to be very extremely honest with you, I don't think I have a favorite Bible passage! Do you have one? Should I get one?? by Carny Cadaver; ; Report I'm a big fan of revelations 117 only because it's a halo master chief joke for me. You can also just google like "funny bible verses" and find that there are some strange one off quotes in there. I'm not religious so I don't have a favorite passage in terms of like spiritual meaning, but it's fun to just have a passage or two at hand to use like an expression. |
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Fawkes
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Can you tell me about the gateway between anime and cannibalism? (This was in reference between one of your stamps if you don't know what I'm on about.) The gateway isss uhhh you watch and the temptation just starts to creep up on you. It's like all the anime is playing subliminal messages of cannibalism. by Carny Cadaver; ; Report YES EXACTLY JUST LIKE THIS TOASTER by Carny Cadaver; ; Report Fawkes, do you have Instagram, and may I have your info if you do? I'm much more active over there by Carny Cadaver; ; Report I have an insta, but I don't use it and it's full of irl photos, so I'm reserved about sharing it. I completely understand :o] by Carny Cadaver; ; Report |
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sibyl 
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your page is SO awesome!! Thank you kindly, I love how personalized yours is π« by Carny Cadaver; ; Report |
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Fawkes
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Greetings and Good tidings. Howdy hi hello friend by Carny Cadaver; ; Report I'm very much expecting it to be like eating those jelly filled crystal candies, and even if it does hurt my teeth a little at least I'll have a nice story to tell, and also maybe a restraining order to prove it. by Carny Cadaver; ; Report What if it goes unlike your expectations? What if you take a bite ad your teeth shatter! or worse... what if you take a bite of Mr. Rock Johnson and are met with no resistance at all? I'm going to be honest if I bite him and he has no reaction whatsoever I will probably be shaken to my core. I wouldn't be able to function properly ever again. by Carny Cadaver; ; Report Its comparable to one of those little metal wind up toys that clanks around and bumps into stuff by Carny Cadaver; ; Report |
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Dude, your profile is so weird and chaotic but like, in a good way? Its all so random but it fits and i love it sm. One of my favorite profiles on this site, ty for the add! π€ Organized chaos is my bread and butter, friend. I'm so glad you like my profile it really means a lot :o] by Carny Cadaver; ; Report Same lol. And ofc! by β±π―ππππππππ πππ πππππππππβ±; ; Report |
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Ateknia 
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now that i think of it, it's rather ironic how i joined this website 2 years ago but still haven't made my page |
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john 
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such a neat profile! i hope i have especially harvestable organs, that seems like a good trait in a friend. Its the only quality that really matters when searching for friends, that and susceptibility to scams/ pyramid schemes by Carny Cadaver; ; Report |
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Ateknia
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grr
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</SHALLOWBONES> 
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my oh my what a lovely layout this one is! Haha thank you kindly. And of course, I'll IM you the code when I have time to get back on here later by Carny Cadaver; ; Report |
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? RIDDLER 
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tyy for the add !! i luv ur movie taste =) THANK YOU KINDLY I think DC is just rad so you're rad by association. I love the riddler, but I'm more of a Johnathan Crane fan personally by Carny Cadaver; ; Report |
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marsh 
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thanks for accepting my request :D ! kafka bug makes me giggle inside Bug man just a dude by Carny Cadaver; ; Report |
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TuttiFruitti 
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hey thanks for the add! I really resonate with a lot of your profile. someone who appreciates paper mario Ο( ` β Β΄ )Ο. Fantastic Mr Fox is such a beautiful piece of art. And I have quite an interest in forensic science as well! It is also so beautiful. |
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Great Googly Moogly 
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Thanks for the add, Carny No problem googly by Carny Cadaver; ; Report |
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diesel 
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i aspire to have a layout like yours lol It's very hip and cool and yours can be too if you sell your soul and make a few bad sacrifices somewhere in idaho by Carny Cadaver; ; Report |
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ππ 
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Thanks for the add! your layout is absolutely buckwild it's incredible Thank you kindly I had a lot of fun makin it by Carny Cadaver; ; Report |
Thank you kindly and of course! I want to swallow your profile whole π«
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