Iamthewalrus

General

Everything that is inflatable. Chrome blue & silver. Bubbles & balloons. Everything free floating. No corners, no edges, just curves. A dream of babelfish. Wave machines.

Wacky Memories

I went down the hallway of my flat til I found a door I hadn’t seen before. I pushed it and found myself in a creepy corridor of doors that led in all different directions. It was hard to find my own one back and I had the temptation to keep going on and on. I would have done if the other doors hadn’t been lost. Made me feel like Alice in Wonderland! * Under my blankets, listening to secrets I’m not supposed to know on a tape! Funny what gets slipped through!

Food

Cheese and tomato pudding, parkin, beans and chips soaked with vinegar,

Pubs

BBs, Highlander, Charlie Chalk's, Poacher's Pocket

Holidays

Scotland, Ireland, Butlins, Turkey, Tenerife, Grand Canaria, Lanzarote, Crete, Cyprus, Spain, Lanzarote

Random Places

Beamish, Atlantis, The Dome, Old Penny Memories, Hologram Experience, Millennium Experience

Shops

Andy’s Records, Mark One, Tammy Girl, Turkish markets, Paddy’s Market

Clothes

Silver puffer waistcoat, tartan mini skirt, purple waistcoat, Underground top, chrome blue star top, trouser skirt, combat trousers, chrome blue jacket

Games

Game of the Millennium, Who’s in the bag?, Our House, Red Win, UNO, Upwords, Bowling

Music

Aqua, Venga Boys, Lolly, Hamster Band, B*Witched, S Club 7, Steps, Cleopatra

Lyrics

"I don't need permission, make my own decisions. That's my perogative" "I'm a little bit of everything, all rolled into one" "The Truth is Out there, I can tell"

Songs

Drinking in LA Bram Van 3000, Northern Star Mel C, Blue Ba Ba Di Da Eiffel 65

Movies

Gregory’s Girl, Mad Dogs, Grease 2, Pleasantville, AI

Television

Miami 7, LA7, No Sweat, That 70s Show, Clarissa Explains it All, Dennis & Gnasher, Juliet Jekyll & Harriet Hyde, QI, QOS, Corrie, Brookie, That 70s Show, Bad Girls, Shattered, 2DTV, Dead Ringers, Gladiators, SMTV, Zzzap

Books

Tom’s Midnight Garden Phillipa Piers Magic Faraway Tree Enid Blyton. Oyster Boy Tim Burton. Teenage Worrier’s Guide To Life Ros Asquiff Gifted Touch Melinda Metz Tom Sawyer Mark Twain. Ultraviolet Lesley Howarth Paddy Clark Ha-Ha-Ha Roddy Doyle They Do Things Differently There Jan Mark Bunty Annuals 1998-2002 Coma Alex Garland Worst Case Scenario Handbook Joshua Piven Sophie's World Jostein Gaarder One Richard Bach

Author

Ros Asquaiff, Enid Blyton, Jacqueline Wilson, Jostein Gaarder, Richard Bach.

Magazines

Mizz TOTP Shout Bliss Shoot Smash Hits

Quotes

"I am a poem not a poet" Lacan, "I say never be complete" Palahniuk, "You fall asleep, you wake up , waking is up & sleeping is down" Alex Garland

Heroes

Lennon

Characters

Sarah Louise, Todd, Candice, Gary Sparrow, Greyfrier's Bobby, Otis the Aardvark