CALIBORN!! X33

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"HEEHEEHAAHAAHOOHOO!"

seer o' heart / lord o' hope

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CALIBORN!! X33's Interests

General

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Music

ICP & XIX & 1-800-PAIN & NGDR. I WOULD LIKE TO "GET INTO" TMBG & WEEN. ALSO. I LIKE BLACK. METAL. APPARENTLY. MY FEMALEWIFE HAS INFORMED ME ALL THE MUSIC I OVERHEAR. AND END UP ENJOYING. FROM HER HEADPHONES. IS IN FACT. ALL BLACK METAL. I LIKE WHAT I HAVE HEARD FROM ENDLESS DISMAL MOAN. RIP.

Movies

SAVING PRIVATE RYAN & EL CAMINO.

Television

BREAKING BAD & BOJACK HORSEMAN & INVADER ZIM. I AM ON PART-TWO OF JOJO's ANIME. JJBA's ANIME I MEAN. I DONT KNOW. WHY DON'T THE FANS JUST CALL IT JOJO?

Books

HOMESTUCK & WARRIOR CATS & ATDPTI & TKAM.

Heroes

CALIBORN. AND MY WIVES... I GUUUEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

CALIBORN!! X33's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

MY 2022 SELF'S DESCRIPTION. OF MYSELF. AN "ABOUT ME." (view more)

HIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!1! FURST BLOG X³ (view more)

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About me:

NAME'S CAL. *TIPS MY CHAIR BACK, AND GRINS AT YOU.* WELCOME... TO MY TWISTED MIND. *I AM SHOT TO DEATH, AND THE ASSASSIN PLEADS INNOCENT ON ACCOUNTS OF "I KILLED NYAN BECAUSE HE SAID AN OVERUSED PHRASE?" THE JURY RULES THE ASSASSIN NOT GUILTY, AND THEY GET AWAY SCOT-FREE.*

DESCRIBING MY QUEERNESS IS A DIFFICULT PROCESS. DUE TO THE FACT. I AM A VERY. VERY. QUEER. MALE. BUT I SHALL ATTEMPT IT... *PAUSES. FOR DRAMATICISM. AND PERHAPS. APPLAUSE.*

I AM A TRANSGENDER "MALE." FtM. ALONGSIDE MY MALENESS, MY GENDER REVOLVES AROUND "NYAN CAT," AN INTERNET PHENOMENON, & FICTIONAL "CHERUBS" FROM "HOMESTUCK," THE BEST-WORST WEBCOMIC. EVER. THIS IS KNOWN AS. BEING "NYANCATIC." AND "CHERUBIC." ...BECAUSE OF MY UNUSUAL GENDER. AND HOW I PRESENT AS A MIX BETWEEN MASCULINE & FEMININE. I WOULD REFER TO MYSELF AS TRANSNEUTRAL. (TRANSNEU.) DESPITE BEING A TRANS MALE.

TO NORMIES, THAT COULD BE SUMMED UP AS BEING A NONBINARY TRANS MALE.

MY ROMANTICALITY IS "STRAIGHT." AND I AM T4T. AS ALL RIGHTEOUS BEINGS SHOULD BE. HOWEVER... DUE TO MY TRANSNEU-NESS. THAT STRAIGHTNESS TAKES AN ODD TURN. WHEN YOU LEARN THE FACT THAT I. IN FACT. AM DATING BOTH A TRANS GIRL. AKA "FEMALEWIFE." /AND/ A TRANS MALE. "MALEWIFE."

(IN TRUTH. MY IDENTIFICATION OF ROMANTICALITY FLIPPY-FLOPPIES DEPENDS ON THE MOMENT. I LIKE GAY WHEN I AM GAYER FEELING. AND STRAIGHT WHEN I AM STRAIGHTER FEELING. BUT AS I AM PRIMARILY MASCULINE. AND MY WIVES ARE PRIMARILY FEMININE. I USUALLY CONSIDER MYSELF STRAIGHT.)

MY """PRO-NOUNS""" *HEH. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW. I'M ANTI-NOUN!* ARE HE/HIM, NYAN/NYANSELF, AND CHERUB/CHERUBSELF. COMBINED TO BE HE/NYAN/CHERUB.

I AM FOURTEEN. AND MADLY CONVINCED I AM THE COOLEST IN THE WORLD. ALSO. I AM RIDDLED. WITH DISEASE.

*DISORDERS OF THE MIND, THE NARRATOR CORRECTS WISELELELELY.*

THOSE DIIIISEEEEEEEEAAAASES. BEING.

(developing) NPD. (Narcissistic Personality Disorder.)
ASD. (Autism Spectrum Disorder.)
& OCD. (Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.)

I ALSO HAVE... ABSOLUTELY ABYSMAL EYES. -5.5 PRESCRIPTION. AND ONLY GETTING WORSE. SIGHS. ALSO VCD, (Vocal Cord Dysfunction.) WHICH MAKES ME SOMTIMES UNABLE TO BREATHE. ISN'T THAT ENTERTAINING. AND G.E.R.D... SIGHS. I'M SO DISEASED. A SICKLY, SICKLY ANIMAL.

ETHNIC-WAYS. I AM BIRACIAL. ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE, I'M PRIMARILY SALISH & KLAMATH. MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER WAS FROM MEXICO, THOUGH. OVERALL, QUITE "NATIVE AMERICAN," MIGHT I SAY. ON MY FATHER'S SIDE, I AM SCOTTISH AND BRITISH. THE BRITISH PART IS QUITE SADDENING. DUE TO BRITAIN ETERNALLY SUCKING ASS. SCOTLAND, THOUGH. IS FUCKING DOPE.

POLITICALLY. I AM A BIOREGIONALIST. AND SOCIALIST. #CascadianNationalism!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY, """YAP SESH""" OVER!

"... That's not my name. Over."

Who I'd like to meet:

CALIBORN. FROM HOMESTUCK.

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Switzerland

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Thanks for the add, you'll get a lifetime supply of swiss cheese (eventually)

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cal plz come back : (

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I AM BACK. FROM THE WAR.

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what happened to my man

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when will caliborn come back from the war

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I HAVE RETURNED.....

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your layout screams so much weirdcore rn. and it is an absolute vibe to me!

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THANK YOU! ^_^

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thanks for accepting our add!

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realest guy ever very much good

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^w^

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thx 4 the add!! u are super cool :D

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UR SUPER KEWL 2!! X33

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hot profile

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LMAO

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ONG OMG ING HI HI HI UR SO COOL WHAT??? AND NO WAY BLIND DUCK NAMED JAYFESTHER U LIKE WARRIOR CATS????! MARRY MEEEE /PPP

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EHEHEHEHEHEHE YAA!!!!! EJHEJFHFHEHE (FALLS AND EXPLODES BECLAWS I JUST WOKE UP)

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SHUT UP

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SO. RRIUDDUDUEEEE .⁠·⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠

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(^• ω •^) meow i cant hear you

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THATS A LIE!!!!!!!!! CATS HAVE AMAZING HEARING!!!!!!!!!! (SAYS WHILE CRUYINGJG(

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Meowww Meoooowwwwww Meow emwo emwwooo meowwww oh hm whatd you say

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VVery good very cool guy please friend Will not bite. he does not bite he does not bite he does not bite he does not bite he does not bite

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THIS IS A LIE. I WILL BITE. I WILL BITE I WILL BITE I WILL BITE I WILL BITE I WILL BITE I WILL BITE I WILL BITE I WILL

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Thank you so much for adding me!!!! You seem super cool and awesome!!!! :D Feel free to message me anytime!!!! (:

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U SEEM SUPER KEWL 2!!!!

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Thank you so much!!!!!!! :D

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MOST SANE CALIBORN En-Joy-Er. Hellow

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ARE YOU SUURRRREEEE THAT IM THA /SANEST/ CALIBORN ENJOYER? :P XD LAAWWWLLLL!!!!

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HAII!! UR ACCOUNT REMINDED ME THAT I RLLY LIKE BNA AND NEED 2 ADD IT 2 MY LIST OF INTERESTS X3

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hii !! thanx 4 the add :3 if you wanna msg me, feel free ^^

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Thx 4 the add!! feel free 2 msg me at any time!!

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omfg i luv blog(*^^*)♡ & thx for the add :D

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TYSM 4 the add!! you seem like da coolest person on here tbh,,,,, /gen

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THANK YOUUIIIUOUIJW. I AM INDEED THA COOLEST!1!! :33 RRRRRRRREALLLL. >:33 MIAOWMROAMWRIAOWMRAOWMEOW

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hi!!! caliborn liker real

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YESSSSSS. INDEED. CALIBORN LIKER. SO TRUE. tUWUt.

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