REAL !!

by boyfailure; 1731736023; Report

i have been thinking about this for 3 days and i genuinely don’t have an answer . i don’t know . my good friend the wizard maeday .

by boyfailure; 1720395923; Report

So it shall be.

by Fawkes; 1724718226; Report

oh hi howve you been

by boyfailure; 1724719614; Report

I spent the summer not existing, but am back on the clock now that school has started up again.

by Fawkes; 1724719758; Report

understandable. summer is a good time to return to the void i think

by boyfailure; 1724719856; Report

well to be honest it made me gag
can i be fried in butter and garlic instead

by boyfailure; 1717369778; Report

Well I wasn't really proposing action as much as vibe checking a potential future, but hey... if you wanna get fried, who am I to stop you?

by Fawkes; 1717487274; Report

what . what kind of potential future . gets scared

by boyfailure; 1717511650; Report

This is a potential future the same way that donald duck clobbering me within the next five seconds is a potential future.

by Fawkes; 1717519812; Report

i’m in a new era ! i tried to find a different one but i couldn’t find anything . so im using an old discord pfp . such is life in the big city

by boyfailure; 1714778371; Report

no problem !!!!!!! your profile is SO cool i lvoe all the little graphics and sections and GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by boyfailure; 1714770522; Report

haha me too, idk those tiny pixel graphics are so cute and the blinkies & stamps have something that you want to fill your entire page with them.

by Nanami; 1714798502; Report

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh captain feathersword, patchy, and fuckin uhhhhhhhhhh . the guy from assassin's creed 4

by boyfailure; 1712696790; Report

Never thought that would have been a question that would lead me to the "Wigglepedia".

by Fawkes; 1712770713; Report

in general :]
i won't lie though i forgot i had that in my bio n reading it was like . ough . jumpscare

by boyfailure; 1712173512; Report

Sometimes we all jumpscare ourselves.

by Fawkes; 1712174530; Report

FOR LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i actually also have a bearded dragon which i think . is pretty neat

by boyfailure; 1711999301; Report

i would , in fact , say we’re bros fawkes fawkes

by boyfailure; 1711473507; Report

brofailure....

by Fawkes; 1711473561; Report

i can’t think of a . of a pun . pretend i came up with something clever

by boyfailure; 1711474293; Report

wow that was really clever

by Fawkes; 1711474320; Report

hey thanks it means a lot :)

by boyfailure; 1711474387; Report

Literally any time.

by Fawkes; 1711571201; Report

(looking suspiciously anti-magic sphere shaped) oh boy oh ma i ddont have any idea where that could’ve gone gee that sucks hope you fi nd it

by boyfailure; 1710945892; Report

Do you think you could cast a seeking spell for me? I would, but... I'm a potion maker. Can't cast shit in this economy.

by Fawkes; 1710945987; Report

um ,,,,, yeah sure i can get on that i jsut gotta ., restore my . mana . ehehe

by boyfailure; 1711047592; Report

I can wait... I kinda don't wanna stray too far from you until I find the orb since I would be vulnerable to any other wizard we encounter

by Fawkes; 1711048658; Report

not really i just like to set my status to a random quote of something i saw online

by boyfailure; 1710786299; Report

Peace has been restored to the earth.

by Fawkes; 1710788732; Report

yeah but my wife took the pages in the divorce

by boyfailure; 1708550871; Report

Do you think slenderwife is a normal human being?

by Fawkes; 1708552029; Report

i havent thought about it until literally right now but i think it would be really funny if she was jsut a normal person .

by boyfailure; 1708560558; Report

Do you think it would be funnier if she was super attractive or just a plain Jane?

by Fawkes; 1708560671; Report

i think she's jsut like the average woman tbh . it is funnier to MEEE like that

by boyfailure; 1708566805; Report

Do you think this would make the pages like their kid's drawings?

by Fawkes; 1708570992; Report

YES OHHHHH MYGOD

by boyfailure; 1708572042; Report

Slenderdad is the octodad crossover we deserve.

by Fawkes; 1708572282; Report

dr pepper . don’t know how or why i know that but i just feel it in my bones

by boyfailure; 1707503414; Report

wait i changed my mind while i was getting my hair dyed
i think they’d have like . energy drinks but for mana . like mana potions ? so shit like monster energy or red bull would . soda like doctor pepper would give you a minor mana boost, or maybe like . mana regen .

by boyfailure; 1707505151; Report

I think that if energy drinks were mana potions that they would give you mana now but take away your ability to recover mana naturally for a while

by Fawkes; 1707505439; Report

caffeine gives you a burst of mana , but disables your mana regen . final answer

by boyfailure; 1707505529; Report

powerful. my answer was mangoes, but I think they both work.

by Fawkes; 1707505633; Report

if caffeine and mangoes both restored mana i’d be the most powerful wizard on the planet . tbh
also mobile notifications are finally working . that’s cool

by boyfailure; 1707505947; Report

How much mango coffee will you drink to become the strongest most powerful wizard ever?

by Fawkes; 1707765199; Report

mm . i don’t know . i ate so many mangoes i kinda got sick of them for a while but i LOVE coffee and make myself a cup every day 👍

by boyfailure; 1707768032; Report

Do you think you'll get back into a mango mood anytime soon? I need a ballpark estimate so I can try and get all my earthly affairs sorted before you transcend the thresholds of power which mankind has hitherto found themselves constrained.

by Fawkes; 1707768293; Report

give or take a few months . it’s usually a summer thing for me
mango flavored things, however,… . . now that’s something i can eat all the time

by boyfailure; 1707775336; Report

I will take care of everything I need to get done by the summer.

by Fawkes; 1707933943; Report

sent a blessing of (totally not cursed) gold 🙏 hope all goes well

by boyfailure; 1705787531; Report

Much thanks to you, kind companion. I shall treasure this dearly. This gold looks resplendent! What a beautiful purple sheen to them I've never seen...

by The Wizard Maeday; 1705814134; Report

the curse.

by The Wizard Maeday; 1705854888; Report

its simply a state of being to me . im robin, and im a boyfailure . but also a girlsuccess

by boyfailure; 1705098803; Report

is boyfailure in the room with me right now?

by Fawkes; 1705099685; Report

gets scared ???

by boyfailure; 1705099776; Report

what

by Fawkes; 1705112253; Report

we do !!!! i wholeheartedly agree, we do !!!!!!!

by boyfailure; 1704574383; Report

i can’t think of anything :(

by boyfailure; 1704224623; Report

:(

by Fawkes; 1704394908; Report

i watched it while playing skyrim for one half , but the latter half had me sat and paying attention like i was in english class

by boyfailure; 1701802500; Report

Did you pay more attention to English class than the others in school, or am I reading too far into your response?

by Fawkes; 1702074622; Report

mm no, i moreso meant it in the sense that it ahd me sat down and listening . analyzing the text and shit . i rlly could've left off the english and just told you it had me paying attention like i was in class .

by boyfailure; 1702074709; Report

All is made clear to me now.

by Fawkes; 1702074818; Report

yes yes :)

by boyfailure; 1701356641; Report

yoooo thanks 🤙 song was stuck in my head 24/7 a few months ago

by boyfailure; 1701317851; Report