boyfailure

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"eatin a green herb with no honey mustard"

the evil little gay person in your computer

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boyfailure's Interests

General

vocaloid, baking, programming, foxes, cats, internet history, creepy shit in general

Music

Wowaka, Kikuo, Yoasobi, Gorillaz, Glass Animals, Green Day, Ghost, My Chemical Romance, Eve, PinocchioP, Neru, Twice, that one fukase cover of ghost rule, stream becoming potatoes

Movies

i am schrödinger's jjba fan

Television

Project Diva, Project Sekai, Genshin Impact, Persona, Nier:Automata, Xenoblade, The World Ends With You, Story of Seasons/Harvest Moon, Rune Factory, Fire Emblem, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Cookie Run, Monster Hunter, Katamari, Splatoon, Earthbound, Final Fantasy XIV, Sonic Adventure

Books

i'm normal i'm normal i'm normal i'm normal i'm

Heroes

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About me:

cow graphic

ref/refrain 22 any pronouns + neos

chaotic neutral INF(X) (insane)

normal boygirl with normal thoughts

dumb dumb fox and doll kin. yippee !!

former myspace93 user

miku with a leek

i am an absolutely gigantic vocaloid fan teehee

pokemon, splatoon, and animal crossing as well

hydra splatling and e-liter 4k main by the way. :3

blinking cat

Who I'd like to meet:

hi. please DNI at all if you're not 18+.

it's really just a comfort thing on my end, please i am begging you.

if you want tew know more, read this.

cheering miku

other than that, i'm willing to talk to p much anyone, feel free to DM

i talk a lot so ... idk be wary. i am my own brand of annoying.

do not say i didn't warn you.

angery miku

dni if your page is omori centric or aot centric

thank yew very much and have a nice day



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p.s. you're epic

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Fawkes

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Who are your top 3 pirates?

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhh captain feathersword, patchy, and fuckin uhhhhhhhhhh . the guy from assassin's creed 4

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Never thought that would have been a question that would lead me to the "Wigglepedia".

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Fawkes

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When you say you're a "dumb dumb fox and doll kin" , are you just refering to foxes and dolls in general, or are you refering to some more specific thing that I just don't know about?

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in general :]
i won't lie though i forgot i had that in my bio n reading it was like . ough . jumpscare

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Sometimes we all jumpscare ourselves.

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SuicideSylph

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LEON GANG FOR LIFE

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FOR LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i actually also have a bearded dragon which i think . is pretty neat

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Fawkes

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Would you say we're bros, robin boyfailure?

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i would , in fact , say we’re bros fawkes fawkes

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brofailure....

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i can’t think of a . of a pun . pretend i came up with something clever

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wow that was really clever

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hey thanks it means a lot :)

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Literally any time.

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Fawkes

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I've lost my anti-magic sphere. Can you help me find it?

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(looking suspiciously anti-magic sphere shaped) oh boy oh ma i ddont have any idea where that could’ve gone gee that sucks hope you fi nd it

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Do you think you could cast a seeking spell for me? I would, but... I'm a potion maker. Can't cast shit in this economy.

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um ,,,,, yeah sure i can get on that i jsut gotta ., restore my . mana . ehehe

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I can wait... I kinda don't wanna stray too far from you until I find the orb since I would be vulnerable to any other wizard we encounter

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Fawkes

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is it in the nature of robin boyfailure to be "ON THAT GOOD KUSH AN ACAHOL"

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not really i just like to set my status to a random quote of something i saw online

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Peace has been restored to the earth.

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Fawkes

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Are you like slenderman?

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yeah but my wife took the pages in the divorce

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Do you think slenderwife is a normal human being?

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i havent thought about it until literally right now but i think it would be really funny if she was jsut a normal person .

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Do you think it would be funnier if she was super attractive or just a plain Jane?

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i think she's jsut like the average woman tbh . it is funnier to MEEE like that

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Do you think this would make the pages like their kid's drawings?

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YES OHHHHH MYGOD

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Slenderdad is the octodad crossover we deserve.

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Fawkes

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if there was a real life food that gave you wizard mana, what real life food do you think it would be?

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dr pepper . don’t know how or why i know that but i just feel it in my bones

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wait i changed my mind while i was getting my hair dyed
i think they’d have like . energy drinks but for mana . like mana potions ? so shit like monster energy or red bull would . soda like doctor pepper would give you a minor mana boost, or maybe like . mana regen .

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I think that if energy drinks were mana potions that they would give you mana now but take away your ability to recover mana naturally for a while

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caffeine gives you a burst of mana , but disables your mana regen . final answer

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powerful. my answer was mangoes, but I think they both work.

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if caffeine and mangoes both restored mana i’d be the most powerful wizard on the planet . tbh
also mobile notifications are finally working . that’s cool

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How much mango coffee will you drink to become the strongest most powerful wizard ever?

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mm . i don’t know . i ate so many mangoes i kinda got sick of them for a while but i LOVE coffee and make myself a cup every day 👍

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Do you think you'll get back into a mango mood anytime soon? I need a ballpark estimate so I can try and get all my earthly affairs sorted before you transcend the thresholds of power which mankind has hitherto found themselves constrained.

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give or take a few months . it’s usually a summer thing for me
mango flavored things, however,… . . now that’s something i can eat all the time

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I will take care of everything I need to get done by the summer.

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The Wizard Maeday

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I'm being plagued with curses from wizards unknown! I humbly request patronage in gold to help cure what ails me. My PayPal is ᨕᨑᨙᨈᨗᨀᨙᨒᨙᨀ anything helps thx <3

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sent a blessing of (totally not cursed) gold 🙏 hope all goes well

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Much thanks to you, kind companion. I shall treasure this dearly. This gold looks resplendent! What a beautiful purple sheen to them I've never seen...

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the curse.

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Fawkes

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Do you think boyfailure is your internet first name or last name?

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its simply a state of being to me . im robin, and im a boyfailure . but also a girlsuccess

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is boyfailure in the room with me right now?

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gets scared ???

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what

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RavensForestStudios

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We stan Leon S. Kennedy in this household

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we do !!!! i wholeheartedly agree, we do !!!!!!!

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Fawkes

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What is the most bad ass adventure time esque wizard themeing you can think of?

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i can’t think of anything :(

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:(

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Fawkes

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Did you also watch the latest harris bomber guy while not doing anything else? Usually I split my attention between his videos and doing something else, but the latest one sat me on my ass and held me still.

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i watched it while playing skyrim for one half , but the latter half had me sat and paying attention like i was in english class

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Did you pay more attention to English class than the others in school, or am I reading too far into your response?

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mm no, i moreso meant it in the sense that it ahd me sat down and listening . analyzing the text and shit . i rlly could've left off the english and just told you it had me paying attention like i was in class .

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All is made clear to me now.

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MAXIMUM

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jerma AND redoin?

ur so sexy

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yes yes :)

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TiredNinjaSquall

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ayo fantastic profile song choice!!!

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yoooo thanks 🤙 song was stuck in my head 24/7 a few months ago

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kult

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u seemed really cool and saw we had a lot of mutual interests so i went and sent a friend request. thank u so much for accepting my request! hopefully we can be friendsss O(≧∇≦)O

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you seem really cool as well !! i rlly rlly like ur profile & its always nice 2 see another win93 user floating around . i think we will get along great :3

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The Wizard Maeday

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⚠️ . . . CASTING GREATER BAJA BLAST . . . ⚠️

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COUNTERS WITH HOMOEROTIC VORTEX

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Does the vortex suck you into a place that is largely filled with homo-eroticism, is the vortex itself homo-erotic, or does it only suck in people who are homoerotic? Perhaps a combination of some or all of those options?

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oh yeah the vortex itself is homoerotic . if that helps

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I'm glad we've gotten that all cleared up.

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the homoerotic vortex and i are ... no ... i shan't say ...

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Fawkes

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As someone who does not play tf2, who is your favorite tf2 character?

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i like sniper and scout :) but yeah i’ve never played

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what level of familiarity do you have?

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my brother was really into it like 10 years ago and i used to hang out with him a lot . he played a lot of spy , i think ?? i don’t rlly know the characters as characters but i kinda understand the role they take in playing the game . and i prefer to play either snipers or the guy who’s running all over the place .

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real

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thank you i love being correct 🫶

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Fawkes

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Whose #1 fan are you?

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i feel like the easy answer here is leon kennedy so im gonna go with that (i am not feeling creative currently)

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Fawkes

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I imagine we might have talked about this before, but do you play roblox ever?

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i have played it in the past but i am not an avid roblox enjoyer , no

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great misfortune

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yeah sorry 3

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yeah sorry 4

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yeah sorry 5

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yeah sorry 6

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