pocket trauma

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"i'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now "

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Mood: farted sharted but you know i just started

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pocket trauma's Interests

General

i used to make youtube videos when i was a kid now im just a sad adult and it haunts me every day like the funny weezer song

Music

i like weezer and tiny little houses because intercourse is gross

Movies

Television

my dad shot the tv while trying to stop me from overpowering him

Books

"pick up a book and fuckin look at it" -bonjovi grasseater

Heroes

the two guys from good burger

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About me:

crying to this with a weenor in my hand (is it mine???) ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮ ✮ ☢ ✮

Who I'd like to meet:

fat girls

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lorraine the slained

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i love u even tho ur cringe!!

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bonjovi grasseater

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oooo, i got a ham sandwich... it has gorgonzola cheese, and your favorite mayonnaise on it... oooo you totally want to take a shower oooooo.... after you eat your wretched meal i got mouthwaaaaash oooooooo

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youre not real

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hold on! slime-o is here!!! quick!!! take your schizo meds to make him go away!!!!

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ (me giving you your schizo meds)

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