KARKAT VANTAS

General

I DON'T KNOW I'M TOO LAZY TO TYPE THIS OUT SO READ THE OTHERS.

Music

DR. DRE IS PRETTY COOL.

Movies

TROLL ALEX HITCHINS IS A JADED SINGLE TROLL WHO IS AN OPPORTUNITY ADVISOR FOR POOR HELPLESS SOBS WHO ARE HAVING TROUBLE CATCHING THE ATTENTION OF THOSE WHOM THEY DESIRE TO DEVELOP QUADRANT RELATIONS WITH; MEANWHILE TROLL SARAH MASLIN IS AN EQUALLY JADED GOSSIP REPORTER FOR THE QUADRANT RELATIONS OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS; THE TWO CROSS PATHS IN A SPIRITS WATERING HOLE AND PART WAYS AMICABLY AFTER AN OVERTURE FOR RECREATIONAL PAIL-FILLING BY TROLL HITCHINS, BUT HE PROVES PERSISTENT IN PURSUING HER FLUSHED QUADRANT; HOWEVER, HIS EMPLOYMENT AND A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING ATTRACTS HER CALIGINOUS ATTENTIONS INSTEAD AND THE TWO STRUGGLE WITH QUADRANT FLIPPING WITH NO READILY AVAILABLE AUSPISTICE; ADDITIONALLY THERE IS A SIDE PLOT BETWEEN THE MOST HELPLESSLY WORTHLESS RUSTBLOOD WHO HIRES TROLL HITCHINS TO HELP HIM DRAW THE FLUSHED ATTENTION OF A FAMOUS BLUEBLOOD WITH INCREDIBLE BUT AWKWARD SUCCESS. CONTAINS TWENTY SCENES OF A PHYSICAL COMEDY BENT, 108 LINES THAT COULD BE CONSTRUED AS HUMOROUS, 28 SWEAR WORDS, AND 7 ONSCREEN KISSES. I CAN'T FIT THE NEXT ONE IN.

Television

THRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR.

Books

BOOKS? I BARELY EVEN THINK ABOUT STUFFING MY FACE IN THEM. ITS FUNNY HOW SOME TROLLS ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT IT, THOUGH. USUALLY LOUSY HIGHBLOOD'S USE BOOKS TO GLOAT ABOUT THEIR IMAGINARY 'ANCESTORS'.

Heroes

I DON'T THINK TALKING ABOUT THAT IS NECESSARY.