DarkShadowWolfie

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"BEING COOL AND CREATEEV"

I am Lego BatManne.

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DarkShadowWolfie's Interests

General

Drawing, Rave culture, Music, Band, Anime, Dark web, Coding, knitting, cosplaying

Music

The Medic Droid, Icon for Hire, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, 3OH3!, She Wants Revenge, Owl City, S3RL, DJ Shinamura, Disko Warp, ALL NIGHTCORE..... Psycho Girl, Minecraft Parodies, Set It Off, Falling in Reverse, Tegan and Sarah, Miley Cyrus, Sleeping with Sirens, Blacklisted Me, Taylor Swift, Kesha, Ellie Goulding, Metric, Shiny Toy Guns, Pierve the Veil, Vocaloid

Movies

Harry Potter, Despicable Me, Pokemon

Television

Kims Convenience, Family Guy, New Girl, The Office, ANIME, Vampire Knight, Ouran Host Club, Death Note, Lucky Star, and a LOT of others

Books

Harry Potter, Dork Diaries, Diaries of a Wimpy Kid

Heroes

DarkShadowWolfie's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

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About me:

I am shadowolfie. Actually, contrary to unpopular beliefs, my favorite animal is a fox. I'm a little werd 0-o! I LOOVE Minecraft, but before the Caves and Cliffs update My favorite color is neon orange, and I love foxes I Love Tomodachi loife so much I emulated it on my computer NINTENDO is my LIFE Legend of Zelda is my LIFE SUPPORT I play the Bass clarinet, clarinet, malletKAT

Who I'd like to meet:

Hajime Hinata, Lego Batman

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Minions have been on this

planet far longer than we have.

They go by many names.

Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.

Oh, that one is Norbert.

He's an idiot.

They're all different,

but they all share the same goal.

To serve the most despicable

master they could find.

Boss!

Making their master happy was the

tribe's very reason for existence.
But that's not to say that they

didn't have other passions.

Huh?

Finding a boss was easy.

But keeping a boss,

therein lies the rub.

Nope,

it wasn't easy for these guys.

But they never gave up.

With the emergence

of the Stone Age

came the rise of a new species.

Man was very different

from the dinosaur.

He was shorter, hairier,and way, way smarter.

The Minions took

an instant liking to man,

and helped him

the best they could.

Oh, no, no.

Eh?

Poor man.

So trusting, so fragile.

So, so delicious!

Their quest for a boss put

the Minions front and center

for some of civilization's

most historic moments.

Anubis!

Ancient Egypt
held great promise.

Okay! Pancake!

But it didn't last long.

Hmm. Oh!

Ow!

The Dark Ages were

actually fun times.

Their new master had a tendency

to party all night

and sleep all day.

Ooh!

Oh.

But eventually,

the party was over.

They bounced from

one evil boss to another,but they never seemed

to find their perfect fit.

One particular employer took

their failure very, very badly.

Huh?

The Minions had no other

choice but to keep moving.

Oh.

And then,

when all hope seemed lost,

they found sanctuary.

The Minions were safe!

Years passed as the Minions

forged their own civilization.

They truly made

a life for themselves.

But something just wasn't right.They felt empty inside.

Without a master,

they had no purpose.

They became aimless

and depressed.

If this continued any longer,

the Minions would perish.

But all was not lost

for one Minion had a plan.

His name was Kevin.

He was excited to share

his idea with the tribe.

He'd been preparing

for days, weeks, months.

But now he was ready.

Buddies!

Kevin would leave the cave...

...go back
to the outside world,

and he would not return

until he had found his tribe

the biggest,

baddest villain to serve.

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weve been frenz 4 a while but i luvv ur layout itz soo cute !!

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