CyanideExpress

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"IM DOING CRIMES AND THINKING ABOUT DOING CRIMES AND DRINKING PPL."

IM 761 YEARS OLD FROM POLAND AND I WORK AS A HOT DOG SALESMAN.

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Mood: IM FEELING LIKE A FORTUNE 500 BUSINESSMAN WHO GOT BIT BY A VAMPIR

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General

IM INTERESTED IN ALL THINGS DARK AND DEVIOUS. MURDER AND KILLING AND STABBING AND CANNIBALIZING AND MURDER AND ROBBERY AND ASSAULT AND ARSON AND ROGUE CYBORGS WHO SHOOT LASERS AT INNOCENT PEOPLE.

Music

MY FAVORITE MUSIC IS EXCLUSIVELY THE INTERSTELLAR SOUNDTRACK BECAUSE ITS MY FAVORITE MOVIE.!

Movies

MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS TOY STORY BECAUSE IT PLAYRD A KEY ROLE IN MY SCHIZOPHRENIA THERAPY TO SEPARATE MY REAL MOVING TOYS IN THE REAL WORLD AND THE FAKE LIVING TOYS IN THE MOVIE. I ALSO LIKE THE GOOD DINOSAUR BECAUSE HE HE WAS NOT A BAD DINOSAUR BUT HE WAS A GOOD ONE.

Television

MY TELEVISION IS STATIC BECAUSE IT CALMS MY NERVES WHEN KILLING URGES RUSH OVER ME LIKE AN NFL LINEBACKER.

Books

I LIKE BOOKS BECAUSE THEY COME IN ALL TEXTURES AND FLAVORS. SOME RENDITIONS OF THE ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER BY MARK TWAIN ARE OLDER AND HAVE AN AGED TASTE AND TEXTURE.

Heroes

MY PERSONAL REAL LIFE HERO IS JIM JONES BECAUSE I ADMIRE HIS CHARISMA AND WORLDLY MORALITY. HE IS A TRULY CONSIDERATE INDIVIDUAL WITH DREAMS THAT HE WORKED FOR AND ATTAINED.

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About me:

IM GONNA DO IT. IM GONNA TAKE THIS KNIFE AND IM GONNA STAB YA. WHERE YA GOING BUD? COME HERE! OH YEA THIS KNIFE IS SHARP. STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB!!!!!!! YOU ARE DEAD NOW HAHAHAHAHA!! Gruppled Pointer

Who I'd like to meet:

ID LIKE TO MEET MY FICTIONAL ROLE MODELS WHICH INCLUDE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, RICK SANCHEZ, WALTER WHITE, FLOWEY UNDERTALE, SASUKE NARUTO, AND THE JOKER.

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captain

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This guy gets no bitches. I bet he can’t even pop an ollie. Kinda mid tbh

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uh no! i get hecka b words

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oh my god

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*breathes heavily* are you here to take me away from this place ?

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*breathes heavily* are you here to take me away from this place ?

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