cool ranch

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"does it feel nice? does it feel right?"

i'm zack, im hiding in a box outside mcdonalds stealin their wifi

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Mood: havin a real good time

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i have 2 siamese cats named niko and tuukka


CKY, Grandaddy, Deftones, Rammstein, Wilco, Spookie Daly Pride, DJ Shadow, Aphex Twin, Ceephax Acid Crew, The Elevator Drops, Fishbone, Pixies, Dismemberment Plan


Resident Evil, CKY, The Blues Brothers, Reincarnation, Clerks


Limmy's Show, Ghost Hunters, Reno 911!


i dunno i like books on typography and design


tony hawk

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About me:

add me on escargot!! s/n:

i'm in my mid-20s, i live in New England, i make music, i pet cats, i wear cool pants, i play bideo james, i speak german, i make profiles on websites designed to look like the internet from the mid-2000s (like i did when i was actually in the mid-2000s).

support my music - buy a limited edition Splatter Condition EP on CD today (only 20 copies!!) link below:

click here to visit Emergent Disaster Alert on Bandcamp

Who I'd like to meet:

pretty much anyone honestly i'm just trying to get an active feed full of cool and interesting people going here. i like to surf the Browse page and add all kinds of people who have cool profiles. if you're reading this, feel free to add me

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Thanks for the add, Check out my Music sometime=

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Perty T̸h̸e̷ ̶V̸i̵r̷t̸u̴a̵l̶ ̷S̷i̶n̶g̷e̵r̴

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💕 💞

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new friends
thank you for accepting my request.
sending positive vibes & good energy to your page 💞👁‍🗨

Sha 💕

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Lame Genie - Video Game Music

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Thanks for the add back, hope you enjoy the tunes we make!☺🎶

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thx for adding me (:

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Perty T̸h̸e̷ ̶V̸i̵r̷t̸u̴a̵l̶ ̷S̷i̶n̶g̷e̵r̴

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Wacky Alex

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Happy Holidays!

Need some wacky (x)mas music?

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pure mad andy jenkinson

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THXX 4 4DD1NG M3!!!1! x3

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Please post pics of your cats they sound lovely and I would love to look at them. Thanks

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Wacky Alex

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Thanks for the Add!

Please try the radio channel.

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Hi Zack! YEAH, I got the CD and was waiting for you to show up online so I could tell you but then you didn't when I was on so I was going to message you but then...I forgot, haha sorry. And it wasn't even snapped in half! Thanks for checking and for the good tunes.

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that's awesome, happy to hear it!! thanks for the support

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Los Jamiltons

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Hi Zack, thanks for accepting us!!! Cheers from Argentina
We love Jason Lytle!!!
We play another genre of music, although you might like this one! ENJOY!

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Nathan 🌞's profile picture

Thanks for accepting and for sharing your music 🎵

Between the "beeps and boops" and this comment conversation below about hot vs. cool ranch, I knew I had to send a request!

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Hi there, thanks for adding me.
Have a great weekend. xoxo // JN

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cheers Jani - same to you!!

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Nikkie I

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Hey!! Thanks for accepting my friend request! My name is Nikkie & I make pop music. I can’t wait to get to know you!

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Steves Peeps

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Cool ranch !

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i always thought cool ranch was preferrable to extremely hot ranch. burnt my mouth once and never again!

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taaa for the acccept, hope your haveing a great friday/saturday!

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thanks, same to you!! beautiful friday night here, really windy out but the breeze feels nice coming through the window haha

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♬ ♫ ♪ Thanx! And welcome Here as well! Hope you like some of my Music Tracks & Vids on my Page too! ⚡(◕‿◕)⚡ If so, Perhaps you can also Add Me To Your Favorites! Thank You

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