Stanley Pines
"My ex wife still misses me..."
Almost became mayor of Gravity Falls once!
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Mood: ...But her aim is gettin' better!
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What am I supposed to put here, "scamming people?" Ha! I don't do that. Go buy more keychains. |
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You really had to put ME here instead of an actual hero, huh, Ford? Pff. Love ya, bro. |
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Stanley Pines's Blurbs
About me:
You can just call me Stan. Former proprietor of the Mystery shack. I've got a great niece n' nephew- great family all around. Me and my brother Stanford have been sailing across the ocean for some months. Had to dock in OR this summer cause the ol' stan o war II suffered some damages. Decided to set this account up to bring in more customers!
If you've got any questions about the shack, shoot Soos a message! I'm pretty sure he's on here.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone, really! Just try not to be too much of a crackpot.
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Anthny (KaiserPug) 
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struncle gan |
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Stan what is prison like in Bolivia |
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Bea 
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Hello there! How are you today?? |
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PEANUT!!! 
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I went to the Mystery Shack and it was the WORST EXPERIENCE EVER!!!! Before visiting i thought that maybe the tourist trap rankings were wrong when they said that the Mystery Shack was the worst, but upon visiting I found it to be COMPLETELY CORRECT!!!!!!!! There was a scrawny old man with a long beard and overalls hanging around the back of the shack, a quite rude teenager manning the gift shop, and all the show cases were all FAKE! The only Interesting thing at the Mystery Shack is the bottomless pit. And I think I saw a garden gnome run into the woods? But other than those two Slightly Interesting occurrences, I'd say the Mystery Shack is more of a Mystery Sham!!! 2/5 Stars! (One extra star for the bottomless pit..) |
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Help Iβm falling down a hole by the Mystery Shack itβs not ending Iβm losing interne You'll be fine! by Stanley Pines; ; Report |
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coquetteCharisma 
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a pleasure to meet you, stanfords other half! |
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Victoria 
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you are such a terrible influence and that's exactly why i look up to you. thank you for your service, dear friend |
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β₯ MIGHT BE Bill Cipher 
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YOU'RE SCARING ME STANLEY... PUCKER UP TRIANGLE BOY. by Stanley Pines; ; Report GET AWAY! |
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MABEL PINES β¨π 
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Grunkle stan, PLEASE help I'll be there soon sweetie, I promise! I'm just helpin' Ford out right now. Soon as I'm done I'll figure out a way to get him to stop, alright? by Stanley Pines; ; Report Okay.. :( by MABEL PINES β¨π; ; Report |
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Alex Hirsch's worst nightmare β Sys πΈΰΎΰ½² 
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Wowie it's Mr Mystery! I'm a big fan and I've bought 100 hundred things from your Mystery shack... |
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Old Man Mcgucket 
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Woo-wee! Why's that little girl with the poofy hair tryna get revenge on yew!! You wouldn't understand, Mcgucket. by Stanley Pines; ; Report I don't understand many of things, Pines! Doesn't stop me anyways! Need some help gettin rid of em?? I gotta catapult somewhere 'ere in this place! by Old Man Mcgucket; ; Report That'd be great, actually! Got my hands full right now, anyway. by Stanley Pines; ; Report Of course! I'll find it 'nd bring it over tew ya in a jiffy! by Old Man Mcgucket; ; Report |
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Lil' Gideon 
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I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE ON YOU STANFORD PINES |
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pls marry me, i know ur married but i'm also amazing and cool and amazing and you should be with me and your existing wife. You are 17 years old! by Stanley Pines; ; Report 18 IN ABOUT 2 MONTHS SO IT'LL BE ALRIGHT THEN, AND THE AGE OF CONSENT IN MY COUNTRY IS 16 SO YES IT WOULD BE LEGAL HERE! I don't care it's legal in your country, kid, I'll be dead by the time you're my age! I'm flattered that ya think I'm handsome, sure, but I ain't comfortable datin' (or marrying for that matter) someone as young as you. by Stanley Pines; ; Report |
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β₯ MIGHT BE Bill Cipher
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HELLO STANLEY. |
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BILL CIPHER! 
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KNOCK KNOCK! |
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OMG I LOVE UR PROFILE, IT'S SO KOOL :D |
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Hello, Stanley! :-) Did I do that text face right? Mabel has been teaching me. By the way, I may or may not have broken another window. Glad Mabel's been helpin' us both with this! Also I'm not fixing that. It's YOUR house, poindexter! by Stanley Pines; ; Report |
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Hii Grunkle Stan!!! Mabel! How's it been holding up in Cali? Hope school's been treatin' ya well. I've seen how brutal teens are these days. by Stanley Pines; ; Report |
I QUITE FRANKLY AGREE! DID YOU KNOW SOME OF THE THINGS THAT FALL INTO THE BOTTOMLESS PIT END UP IN MY REALM? THROW YOUR ITEMS IN THE BOTTOMLESS PIT. DO IT.
by BILL CIPHER!; ; Report
Scram, 3-pointer!
by Stanley Pines; ; Report
Anyways, rude much! The Mystery Shack ain't for everyone, buddy! Sure it's fake, but it's charming. Keep this up and you'll be one of the attractions!
P.S, the scrawny old man's an aesthetic choice, thank you very much.
by Stanley Pines; ; Report