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Everything that is inflatable. Chrome blue & silver. Bubbles & balloons. Everything free floating. No corners, no edges, just curves. A dream of babelfish. Wave machines.

Wacky Memories

I went down the hallway of my flat til I found a door I hadn’t seen before. I pushed it and found myself in a creepy corridor of doors that led in all different directions. It was hard to find my own one back and I had the temptation to keep going on and on. I would have done if the other doors hadn’t been lost. Made me feel like Alice in Wonderland! * Under my blankets, listening to secrets I’m not supposed to know on a tape! Funny what gets slipped through!


Cheese and tomato pudding, parkin, beans and chips soaked with vinegar,


BBs, Highlander, Charlie Chalk's, Poacher's Pocket


Scotland, Ireland, Butlins, Turkey, Tenerife, Grand Canaria, Lanzarote, Crete, Cyprus, Spain, Lanzarote

Random Places

Beamish, Atlantis, The Dome, Old Penny Memories, Hologram Experience, Millennium Experience


Andy’s Records, Mark One, Tammy Girl, Turkish markets, Paddy’s Market


Silver puffer waistcoat, tartan mini skirt, purple waistcoat, Underground top, chrome blue star top, trouser skirt, combat trousers, chrome blue jacket


Game of the Millennium, Who’s in the bag?, Our House, Red Win, UNO, Upwords, Bowling


Aqua, Venga Boys, Lolly, Hamster Band, B*Witched, S Club 7, Steps, Cleopatra


"I don't need permission, make my own decisions. That's my perogative" "I'm a little bit of everything, all rolled into one" "The Truth is Out there, I can tell"


Drinking in LA Bram Van 3000, Northern Star Mel C, Blue Ba Ba Di Da Eiffel 65


Gregory’s Girl, Mad Dogs, Grease 2, Pleasantville, AI


Miami 7, LA7, No Sweat, That 70s Show, Clarissa Explains it All, Dennis & Gnasher, Juliet Jekyll & Harriet Hyde, QI, QOS, Corrie, Brookie, That 70s Show, Bad Girls, Shattered, 2DTV, Dead Ringers, Gladiators, SMTV, Zzzap


Tom’s Midnight Garden Phillipa Piers Magic Faraway Tree Enid Blyton. Oyster Boy Tim Burton. Teenage Worrier’s Guide To Life Ros Asquiff Gifted Touch Melinda Metz Tom Sawyer Mark Twain. Ultraviolet Lesley Howarth Paddy Clark Ha-Ha-Ha Roddy Doyle They Do Things Differently There Jan Mark Bunty Annuals 1998-2002 Coma Alex Garland Worst Case Scenario Handbook Joshua Piven Sophie's World Jostein Gaarder One Richard Bach


Ros Asquaiff, Enid Blyton, Jacqueline Wilson, Jostein Gaarder, Richard Bach.


Mizz TOTP Shout Bliss Shoot Smash Hits


"I am a poem not a poet" Lacan, "I say never be complete" Palahniuk, "You fall asleep, you wake up , waking is up & sleeping is down" Alex Garland




Sarah Louise, Todd, Candice, Gary Sparrow, Greyfrier's Bobby, Otis the Aardvark

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About me:

Shark Nostalgic seasider. Treat these words like they floated on a helium balloon! Live the Y2K spirit! Freedom & questions. Ask questions, seek things out, be happiest when the thoughts are so vague they lack words. I am a floater between worlds & times. Welcome to my cyberspace, Y2K world where nowt is quite what it seems. Art is more than words for me. Background by Tilapua.

Who I'd like to meet:

I don’t want to meet anyone off the internet that is creepy. I don't even want to know your last name or whatever, let's keep things anon like before FB ruined the internet! Anyone is free to read my blog which is why I’m keeping it PG rated. But if you have surveys on your blog, let’s connect cos that’s fun! Or anything else that's fun and light, especially anything retro!

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Daria Morgendorffer

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cool layout

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Thanks, it's by Tilapua.

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If you like wacky music, give our channel a try.


We're playing the wackiest mix ever! Check it out!

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Thanks for the add!

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