Doc Scratch

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"Researching."

Some may call me a living paradox.

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Doc Scratch's Blurbs

About me:

    Vižit dØctor.


    You rang?

    That was a joke. Of course you didn't. I don't have a
    doorbell, remember?

    Haa haa, hee hee, hoo hoo.

    This layout is not intended for mobile devices, due to
    scaling-related issues. I would recommend switching to browser with Desktop mode enabled. This layout also has autoplay.
    (Claire de Lune / Velvet Room ~ Moonlight - Claude Debussy)

    Although it's not immediately obvious, I am a minor, so for NSFW accounts, stay 10 feet away at all times. It's common courtesy.


    > [o] Please come in.
    > [o] Turn back.


[o] Please come in.


Welcome to my profile. I trust you'll find my voice is more palatable against this decor.

Make yourself comfortable, perhaps take the time to leave a kindhearted comment or two. The blinkies at the bottom are free to steal, in fact I insist. As my URL states, I am an excellent host.

If you're looking through my page, I assume you are looking for info. Although I cannot state much for the sake of my valued anonymity, there are a few aspects I wish to elaborate on. Let us go ahead, shall we?


> [o] Let's have a look at this layout.

    [o] Let's have a look at this layout.


    My current layout is a direct recreation of the Doc Scratch intermission style from page 3764 onwards. I had attempted to replicate it to the highest degree of accuracy, MSPA format pages included, and although it is faulty, it is close enough for me to consider a success.

    This is, in fact, the second iteration of this layout, as the first one got foolishly deleted by myself. While recreating it, I took the opportunity to optimize many aspects of it's design, mostly involving integrating elements from my generic Homestuck layout. Due to its panel functionality not supporting proper text values, the panels you see now had to be made from scratch.

    Aside from additional credits you will see later, all of this CSS was done entirely by yours truly.

    > [o] And now, some additional info.


[o] And now, some additional info.


I feel it is important to mention that I am only a roleplay
account if the situation requires it. I am not against the gesture, however.

Otherwise, I use the account completely casually, fabricated typing mannerisms notwithstanding. I am not a Doc Scratch defender/apologist either, merely a neutral enjoyer of his character and aesthetics.

[Furthermore, I trust you won't mind if I speak in white off-profile. It's not actually negotiable, but as a courtesy I will enclose my words between a pair of visually audible brackets, as currently showcased. I am doing it because I can.]

And that wraps up this cleverly executed intro page. There is additional information on my formal profile, including credits and the free blinkies I promised. Take a look.

> See profile.



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AJ ★

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color me very impressed with this profile! haha, get it. ccause

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punkBiologist

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YO!! ITS DOC SCRATCH FROM THE HIT INDIE WEBCOM8I C HOMESTUCK IN WHICH HES THE GAY REPRENSATION

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Drift

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thank you mr scratch it is an honor

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John/Smith

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swag ass layout man :)

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Thank you!

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Mewdusa

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positively swell profile, sir! ^.^

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wenda

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such a cool page ... (=^ ◡ ^=)

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orel

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:33 < you have *THE* coolest most pawesome sauce profile EFUR <3333

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Why thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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ANDREW.

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This is genuinely so sick i cant believe you made a whole replica of the mspa css code im gonna die over it its so cool omgongomg (i had to change to desktop mode cuz it does not display correctly on mobile fyi, but still sick af)

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🌟 Saki/Kiz (Janebug)

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Doc scratch has some cool layout for sure

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cannolicritter

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doc scratch fans are actually so awesome like the happiness i got from seeing replicated mspa pages on spacehey was CRAZY!! like overall ur profiles so creative and rlly shows how cool of a character doc scratch is idk... ^_^;

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doc scratch is a really cool character but they had to make him a total freak unfortunately. i completely stand by the belief that he couldve been the best character in the comic if only hussie made him old man yaoi

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also im glad my layout made you so happy!! thats really nice to hear

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Davidson

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Oh my gosh u became a homo

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noodle_protege

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damn dude! fucking sick profile, i was amazed HAHA. this is super fucking awesome.

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Winnie Bosko fr!!!

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very cool profiile

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Davidson

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UR PROFILE IS SO AWESOME that must have taken forever to do XD!

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In its current state, this layout was made in 2 days time at most. That fact is only further proof of my immense CSS expertise. (not really)

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Thats so cray cray to me., it’d take me one bazzillion YEARS to finish all of this,,

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I have ~4 months worth of CSS experience, not to mention I'm quite the quick learner, and I assure you, this layout is not as technically impressive as it may seem. In fact, I would call the formatting sloppy and inefficient, although it works around heavy technical limitations that came with having only a singular page at my disposal.

Anyone could get on my level, if only they bothered to try. They are who I call suckers. /ref

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HEHEHEHE,

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vers☣️ | (the totally real v1)

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there's something about yur profile that just scratches the right part of my brain...sigh... (absolutely sick profile!!!! /pos)

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Scratched, you say? ;)

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pun intended!!!

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`` roroi ``

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YOUR PAGE/PROFILE? IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD - I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! *:..゙((ε(*´・ω・)っ†*゚¨゚゚・*:..☆

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Thank you very much for the high praise. I find your layout to be lovely as well. Aesthetics aside, the poor visibility on my famed white text is something I've quite frankly been missing.

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morbius

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Cool ass layout (marry me)

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I appreciate the compliment. As for my response to your inquiry, I will keep this brief: I am not interested in the slightest.

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Yes u are i said so

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Yes u are i said so

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graveyardStuffer

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probably the coolest layout Ive seen on this site

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That is quite the substantial statement. I truly appreciate the high praise, but are you certain you're not being overly kind? I'm open to negative critique, for improvement sake.

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nah Im serious its cool as hell :D

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Aranea Serket

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8oooooooo Scratch 8oooooooo.

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well thats not very nice :((

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Messing around! Very nice profile :::;)

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Hoohoo. I must admit, that fooled even me. Quite humorous.
That aside, thank you for the lovely compliment.

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Spades Slick.

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PLEASE can we be doomed yaoi together mr scratch

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Once again, you are not "my type", so to speak. I kindly ask you to stop approaching me about this.

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