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"snorting coke from a hookers butthole "

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quolphilia's Interests

General

I like 

Oneyplays and flamingo and penguinz0,

Yt icebergs

Lacey games, lots of horror stuff.

Old obscure 2000s internet stuff.

4 Chan and newgrounds

My best friends

I mostly play random free AppStore shit and talk to my friends with try crime and police body cams playing in the background idk

Poo 

Being offensive Jk Maybe

Being a cool loser

My humor is being obviously satire, being genuinly fucking funny, and being an asshole

Music

I like metal, QOTSA #1 FAN, EODM, SOAD,insane clown Posse, misfits, butthole surfers, type O negative, sublime, and MSI too, And mitski some of everything 

Reccomend any band just not country music man

Movies

13 going on 30, ATHF colon movie film for theatres, Garfield movie, Togo, and uhm idk I barley watch any ahahhahaah

Television

Yeah

Smiling friends, clickbait, Athf, American dad, metalocalypse, family guy, 13 reasons why, bojack, breaking bad, strappare lungo I bordi, and some good trash tv like my strange addiction and all adult swim basically

And anything you reccomend dude

Books

The child called it and that's mostly it

Heroes

Your mother blehh

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About me:

What's a blurb

My humor has no limits at all haha #Girlbosssissoos 🥵🥵

Love newgrounds shit

I'm a woman guys stop complimenting my huge penis, that's actually my fat wallet in my pocket

15 almost 16

I'm also italian but I barley speak the language 

I’m an artist digitally and traditionally 


Who I'd like to meet:

Cool people and people who aren't weirdos

Also people who have great humor

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Dear Olivia: when you see this I will touch you you lil fag... heh... come sit on daddies lap my little cum princess (platonically off hahah)(bend over)

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love ittt saly girll lllllll

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listen to cannibal corpse

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Dont tellnme what to do I have free will and you're literally 2 years old

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I WAS JUST RECCOMENDING A BAND

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love ittt saly girll lllllll

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Is this actually a threat

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love ittt saly girll lllllll

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Get ready to be touched in 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.. alright! Here comes my skibidi fingers!! boiiiiiii better stop screaming

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love ittt saly girll lllllll

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