Carny Cadaver

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"Every drop of blood you spill puts more flesh on my bones"

Aliens and slimes DNI!!! /j

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Carny Cadaver's Interests


My girlfriend

blood for blood


killing p3dophil3s

Forensic science


warm hands

The ringing in my ears

Garage sales

thrift stores

movies that are so bad they're good


Pepto bismol



the planets

space stuff in general

Good conversation that blossomed from meaningless topics


Cannibal Corpse


Mercyful Fate

David Bowie

Oingo Boingo

Pearl Jam

Led Zeppelin

The Darkest of the HillsideThickets

Red Hot Chili Peppers

anything by the muppets

The Beatles






The Wiggles

Bee Gees



Hellboy 1&2


The cat in the hat


Fantastic Mr.Fox

Child's Play 2


The Thing


Moulin Rouge

Interview with a Vampire

Little Shop of Horrors

The Crow

V for Vendetta




Mortal Kombat

Ocarina of Time

Pokemon Arceus

Pokemon fire red

Pokemon Go

Paper Mario

Animal Crossing



Flowers for Algernon

The complete Cthulhu Mythos Tales


Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Jonathan Crane

Oscar the Grouch

The Thing

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About me:

Be Not Afraid

ใ€ŠWhat is up people of earth? I go by Carny or Lee but honestly I don't give a shit what you decide to call me. I am a professional hater of (almost) all things joyous and whimsical. I love horror movies, making lists, and uh stealing. I like long walks in dark forests, but only if I don't have shoes and the soil is moist! Bring me your cursed objects and I will gift you a secret as ancient as the universe itself, or a shitty stick N poke, the decision is yours.ใ€‹

here's my discord ใ€‹ใ€‹Carny Cadaver#1635

{18, non-binary, Istp, 8w9, wanted in 5 of the 50 states, and in love with a, not so evil, wizard}

My evil wizard's page

Feed my children!!! They smell the blood on your hands and wiggle with anticipation. What a beautiful shade of crimson. Do you feel guilty when you look in the mirror? Do the whispers of your past fill your soul with agony? feed it to them. They crave your suffering...... Aren't they lovely!?!

It's tamaNOTchi! Click to feed!It's tamaNOTchi! Click to feed!

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone with especially harvestable organs

Bloody Knife

Now stand still while Al assesses your vibe. This will take anywhere between 5-10 business centuries. You may want to grab a snack.

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Hi!! Thanks for accepting my friend request! I love your profile!! Feel free to message me anytime! ^^

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Yeah of course you seem really cool! thank you kindly

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hey, thanks for the add!! your page is so cool (/ฯ‰๏ผผ)

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Thank ya kindly :o] your page is really neat big fan of the sparkle

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i stay for tha *the music

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Soak it in while you can homie I change it every other week

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Cool that you're into forensic sciences
I used to help give workshops on it in high school : p

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WHAT THATS SO SICK I loved my forensic classes so much

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Yeah!! I helped out with the optometry and forensic sciences booths at the career fairs they would do since I wasn't "teachable" due to already knowing everything in my regular old elective classes. It gave me something to do all day XD

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HAHA Your knowledge was too great they had to put you to work! That's so fuckin impressive dude

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Swaggy profile B)

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So kiss me then.

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Swaggy Profile B)

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Thank you kindly Bo)

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Swaggy profile B]

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Thank you kindly your name is so swag Bo]

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amen ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ€

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thanks for the add! your page is cool as shit

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Thank ya kindly, I'm still working on it but it should be done soon :o]

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Thank you for accepting!

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No problem! I am currently trying to feed all your tamaNOTchi children

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*gasp* YAY!
I've been trying to, but my links won't work the best (I get a Internal 500 Error-) so yay!!

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tysm 4 the add!! XD

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you're so cool ily totally wouldn't wanna go explore an abandoned building with you or whatever

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Thank you kindly! I will bring spray paint and some fuckin snacks

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howdy, thanks for the add xx ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿฆ‡

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omg hey funny seeing you here, love your page by the way, totally haven't seen it before its pretty cool swag and epic if I do say so myself

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Barrett, baby, don't pretend you're not absolutely obsessed with my cool ass page. I know you visit it every chance you get you goof smh my head /j

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Thanks for the add!! Love your layout! things that go bump in the night make the best friends ngl ^^'

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Thank you!! I love yours too dude you seem genuinely cool. I know right? I can send some of my shadow friends your way broski, you know pig Latin right?

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Oh absolutely! heythay ancay ebay iendsfray ithway ymay asementbay emonsday ^^!

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We've added summer tracks!
Take us with you!

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Wacky Alex I'll check it out if you give me a pint of your blood

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My blood is too sweet for your taste. It tastes like cotton candy you know.

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I expected as much!! I'd offer you the position of being my own personal juice box, but I wouldn't know how much to pay someone doing that kind of job. Anyways I'll check it out even without the blood. Just because I like ya

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Thanks for adding me back, I love your profile!

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Thank ya kindly! Like yours too, it seems we have a good amount of shit in common :o]

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Definitely wouldn't mind talking about movies, music, or games sometime

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Hell yeah dude anytime. I'm literally free almost 24/fuckin 7

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thanks for the add, DOOM cat!

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