Carny Cadaver

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"Every drop of blood you spill puts more flesh on my bones"

I enjoy dissecting your loved ones

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Mood: I am an adult of 20 years

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https://spacehey.com/cadaver

Carny Cadaver's Interests

General

blood for blood

Clowns

Horror movies

Creaky houses

killing p3dophil3s

Forensic science

Entomology

marching band

warm hands

The ringing in my ears

Garage sales

thrift stores

movies that are so bad they're good

Cannibalism

Pepto bismol

bones

πŸ¦€

the planets

space stuff in general

Good conversation that blossomed from meaningless topics

Music

Cannibal Corpse

Nirvana

Mercyful Fate

Rob Zombie

Radiohead

David Bowie

Oingo Boingo

Pearl Jam

The Cure

Led Zeppelin

The Darkest of the HillsideThickets

Red Hot Chili Peppers

anything by the muppets

The Beatles

Weezer

ICP

KISS

Korn

ABBA

The Wiggles

Bee Gees

Movies

Hellraiser

Hellboy 1&2

The Saw movies

Ghostbusters

Green Book

The cat in the hat

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Finch

Fantastic Mr.Fox

Child's Play 2

Rango

The Thing

Seven

Moulin Rouge

Interview with a Vampire

Little Shop of Horrors

The Crow

V for Vendetta

Television

Skyrim

Blasphemous

Mortal Kombat

Ocarina of Time

Pokemon Arceus

Pokemon fire red

Pokemon Go

Paper Mario

Animal Crossing

FNAF

Books

Frankenstein

Flowers for Algernon

The complete Cthulhu Mythos Tales

Heroes

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Oscar the Grouch

The Thing

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About me:

Be Not Afraid

γ€ŠWhat is up people of earth? I go by Carny or Lee but honestly I don't give a shit what you decide to call me. I am a professional hater of (almost) all things joyous and whimsical. I love horror movies, making lists, and uh stealing. I like long walks in dark forests, but only if I don't have shoes and the soil is moist! Bring me your cursed objects and I will gift you a secret as ancient as the universe itself, or a shitty stick N poke, the decision is yours.》

FREE PALESTINE πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

here's my discord 》》Carny_Cadaver

{20, non-binary, Istp, 8w9, wanted in 5 of the 50 states}


Feed my children!!! They smell the blood on your hands and wiggle with anticipation. What a beautiful shade of crimson. Do you feel guilty when you look in the mirror? Do the whispers of your past fill your soul with agony? feed it to them. They crave your suffering...... Aren't they lovely!?!

It's tamaNOTchi! Click to feed!It's tamaNOTchi! Click to feed!

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone with especially harvestable organs

Bloody Knife

Now stand still while Al assesses your vibe. This will take anywhere between 5-10 business centuries. You may want to grab a snack.

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Fawkes

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Greetings and Good tidings.

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Howdy hi hello friend

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Why do you want to eat "The Rock" ? Would doing so hurt your teeth?

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I'm very much expecting it to be like eating those jelly filled crystal candies, and even if it does hurt my teeth a little at least I'll have a nice story to tell, and also maybe a restraining order to prove it.

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What if it goes unlike your expectations? What if you take a bite ad your teeth shatter! or worse... what if you take a bite of Mr. Rock Johnson and are met with no resistance at all?

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I'm going to be honest if I bite him and he has no reaction whatsoever I will probably be shaken to my core. I wouldn't be able to function properly ever again.

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What is the proper function of one Carny Cadaver?

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Its comparable to one of those little metal wind up toys that clanks around and bumps into stuff

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Inspiring.

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Dude, your profile is so weird and chaotic but like, in a good way? Its all so random but it fits and i love it sm. One of my favorite profiles on this site, ty for the add! 🀍

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Organized chaos is my bread and butter, friend. I'm so glad you like my profile it really means a lot :o]

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Ateknia

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now that i think of it, it's rather ironic how i joined this website 2 years ago but still haven't made my page

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john

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such a neat profile! i hope i have especially harvestable organs, that seems like a good trait in a friend.

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Its the only quality that really matters when searching for friends, that and susceptibility to scams/ pyramid schemes

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you're right!

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Ateknia

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grr

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aggro hand

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</SHALLOWBONES>

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my oh my what a lovely layout this one is!

(can i ask what code u used for the image insert below your links)

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Haha thank you kindly. And of course, I'll IM you the code when I have time to get back on here later

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? RIDDLER

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tyy for the add !! i luv ur movie taste =)

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THANK YOU KINDLY I think DC is just rad so you're rad by association. I love the riddler, but I'm more of a Johnathan Crane fan personally

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marsh

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thanks for accepting my request :D ! kafka bug makes me giggle inside

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Bug man just a dude

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yeahhh :3c

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TuttiFruitti

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hey thanks for the add! I really resonate with a lot of your profile. someone who appreciates paper mario ψ( ` βˆ‡ Β΄ )ψ. Fantastic Mr Fox is such a beautiful piece of art. And I have quite an interest in forensic science as well! It is also so beautiful.

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Great Googly Moogly

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Thanks for the add, Carny

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No problem googly

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diesel

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i aspire to have a layout like yours lol

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It's very hip and cool and yours can be too if you sell your soul and make a few bad sacrifices somewhere in idaho

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Thanks for the add! your layout is absolutely buckwild it's incredible

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Thank you kindly I had a lot of fun makin it

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r.o.u.s.

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FRANZ KAFKA PFP YES

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fun fact they have never actually read the book I just told them to put it because bug man hehe >:))

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Gdjsb Bug man bug man

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Ateknia

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I'm going to find you, Daija.
You won't hide from me..................... (also hi)

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You'll never catch me alive!!!! (Also hello :o])

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Dr_0wl

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Amazing profile Mr. Cadaver!

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Thank you kindly yours is really neat too!! And Ms. or Mx. Cadaver is more fitting :o]

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My bad my bad I'm too used to saying it jokingly it totally slipped my mind, may you have a very cursed day /pos

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aerin

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o mg fellow skyrim person :autism:

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YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE

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WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE

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r.o.u.s.

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HOLY SHIT THOMAS HEWITT HEADER HOl SHIT /POS HHH IHGHUFREMJESFDSFRedFFDFHRejdmB$EFNJDCSVHEJCIDSKIREDK

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I KNOW I KNOW TOMMY FILLS ME WITH GLEE!!!!

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LEON 𖀐

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Hi!! Thanks for accepting my friend request! I love your profile!! Feel free to message me anytime! ^^

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Yeah of course you seem really cool! thank you kindly

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chaire

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hey, thanks for the add!! your page is so cool (/Ο‰οΌΌ)

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Thank ya kindly :o] your page is really neat big fan of the sparkle

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Ateknia

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hi

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HELLO FRIEND >:o]

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