yggdrasil.exe

"blowing up der furher trump"
i aspire to become a hillbilly
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yggdrasil.exe's Interests
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charlotte or morgs call me what yuo want—she/her, 7teen, RAGING DYKE I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND. anarcho-communist ————
Hobbies are any kind of art, writing, playing guitar, dungeons and dragons, punk diy shit, exploring, collecting trinkets and bones, photography, cyberbullying politicians, doing moms etc------------
I LOVE nature, giant scary bugs or bugs of all kinds, animal bones, oddities, antiques and vintage stuff, cryptidzooology, mythology, ancient and medieval history, apocalyptic media, fantasy creatures, particle accelerators my love, old technology, existentialism, and learning about different cultures and religions
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Music |
adrianne lenker/big thief, kimya dawson, fleetwood mac, bright eyes, the oh hellos, cavetown, owl city, the queers, rage against the machine, bikini kill, agent orange, leftöver crack, operation ivy, oingo boingo, IFA wartburg, dead kennedys, hum, radiohead, neutral milk hotel, etc I genuinely have no idea what my music taste is anymore bye |
Movies |
kung fury, braveheart, the conjuring, donnie darko, star wars stuff, but im a cheerleader, austin powers stuff, gremlins
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Television |
THE WALKING DEAD, the last of us, breaking bad, jackass, impractical jokers, stranger things, gravity falls, adventure time
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Heroes |
TRADER JOES BEEF DTICKS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM |
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Who I'd like to meet:
Schrödinger’s Cock: A man, due to extreme obesity, cannot see, touch, or provide evidence of his own penis. His abdominal mass creates a permanent, impenetrable shield over his cock. Thus, for all practical purposes, the size of his hog becomes a metaphysical unknown; simultaneously existing in multiple states. This situation mirrors the quantum theory of Schrödinger’s Cat: the penis is both massive and not massive until observed. But unlike the cat, no observation is possible, because the physical barrier (his enormous belly) prevents measurement or verification by any external observer, including himself. There might also exist a reverse Schrödinger’s Cock, where a man claims to have a small penis despite being unable to see it. In this case, his humility cannot be disproven either, and may earn him sympathy or admiration for his honesty. Yet, if he were actually to have a magnificently large hog, he would be a secret genius at subverting expectations.
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