yggdrasil.exe

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"blowing up der furher trump"

i aspire to become a hillbilly

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❂charlotte/morgs❂she/her, seventeen, #1 rootbeer fan, RAGING RABID DYKE I LPVE MY RABID GIRLFRIEND✃Ꙭ⚢✃ anarcho-commie☭ ---------- my hobbies are any kind of art/diy, dungeons and dragons, playing guitar (AND BANJO ONCE I GET ONE), collecting trinkets and bones, exploring and being outdoors, crashing out, being the biggest faggot to walk this earth, cyberbullying, occasionally assasinating those in power, preventing wildfires with my massive hairy man belly etc ---------- I LOVE antiques and vintage stuff, taxidermies and bones, apocalyptic media, nature reclaiming abaondoned structures, ancient and medieval history, fantasy creatures and legends, mythology, old technology, existentialism, yaoi and yuri equally the same, cryptozoology, zombies, paranormal investigating, and big scary bugs ༅★

Music

𐂂the beatles, pink floyd, fleetwood mac, the oh hellos, gregory alan isakov, lord huron, johnny cash, the kossoy sisters, woody guthrie, ola belle reed, lavendar country, adrianne lenker, big thief, kimya dawson, cavetown, owl city, jack stauber, ifa wartburg, radiohead, neutral milk hotel, bright eyes, the queers, bikini kill, leftöver crack, dead milkmen, descendents, dead kennedys, minor threat, crass, rage against the machine, kmfdm𐂂

Movies

☆28 days later, donnie darko, the conjuring, currently getting into star wars stuff ty wife, also getting into lord of the rings, all austin powers movies, kung fury, gremlins, ET☆

Television

☀︎︎adventure time, gravity falls, the walking dead, the last of us, stranger things, jackass, impractical jokers︎︎☀︎︎

Books

༺salt to the sea, flowers in the gutter, warrior cats, i dont read that much lmao༻

Heroes

YURI

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Who I'd like to meet:

Schrödinger’s Cock: A man, due to extreme obesity, cannot see, touch, or provide evidence of his own penis. His abdominal mass creates a permanent, impenetrable shield over his cock. Thus, for all practical purposes, the size of his hog becomes a metaphysical unknown; simultaneously existing in multiple states. This situation mirrors the quantum theory of Schrödinger’s Cat: the penis is both massive and not massive until observed. But unlike the cat, no observation is possible, because the physical barrier (his enormous belly) prevents measurement or verification by any external observer, including himself. There might also exist a reverse Schrödinger’s Cock, where a man claims to have a small penis despite being unable to see it. In this case, his humility cannot be disproven either, and may earn him sympathy or admiration for his honesty. Yet, if he were actually to have a magnificently large hog, he would be a secret genius at subverting expectations.

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