OBBGORL-WAN KENOBI

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You've never seen a lesbian look more like jesus.

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OBBGORL-WAN KENOBI's Interests

General

HOBBIES :: D&D, Micro-Electronics, Coding, Replica Prop Making, Cosplay, Illustration, Acrylic Painting, Singing-Huming-Whistling, Being a Lesbian Cowboy Outlaw, Hiking/Exploring, Writing, Full Contact Dueling, Seducing Your Mother, Casting Hair-Loss Spells (NAIRcromancy) ---------- THINGS I LOVE :: just being outside-- holy shit, TINY HOUSES, talking about the apocalypse, thinking about the apocalypse, daydreaming about the apocalypse, socialist/communist policy, anything rustic, anything outdoors, climbing trees, camping, swimming, crazy space theories, aliens, EVERY KIND OF INSECT, anything that's old and rusty- really anything overgrown or abandoned at that, WWII allied history, the 70s B), NUCLEAR WINTER MY BELOVED, optimism as a religion, pagan traditions, Friedrich Nietzsche, gothic renaissance, the American Victorian period, the city of Providence, medieval revival, string theory and quantum suicide, quasi-stars, dark matter, FULL theory of relativity, the old romantic period, apocryphal texts, and the general composition of the world around me

Music

OOOH GOD THERES SO MANY AND THEY'RE ALL SO WILDLY DIFFERENT :: Andrew Bird, Iron and Wine, Radiohead, The Lumineers, The Killers, The Offspring, Rage Against the Machine, Fleetwood Mac, Adrian Lenker + Big Thief, Willy Nelson, Woodie Guthrie, Lavender Country, Beetlebug, Regina Spektor, Dead Kennedies, IFA Wartburg, Elton John, Har Mar Superstar, Jimmy Eat World, The Pixies

Movies

STAR WARS: Episodes I - XI, Rogue One, Kung-Fury, Kung Pow, Arrival, Judge Dredd, Annihalation, Civil War, Inglorious Bastards, Pan's Labrynth, 28 Days Later, ALL OF LORD OF THE RINGS, Brokeback Mountain my beloved, The Descent, Nosferatu, Monty Pithon and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, The Minecraft Movie, Auston Powers, El Camino, Jackass

Television

I sacrificed all my videogame time for tv time and i dont regret it ---------- Andor, Kenobi, The Last of Us, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Adventure Time, Amazing World of Gumball, Scavengers Reign, Invincible, The Boys, Cunc on Earth, Sweettooth, The Aquabats Supershow, Clone Wars, Clarence, Arcane, Gravity Falls, Bleach + Bleach: Thousand Year Blood War, The Legend of Vox Machina

Books

Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Revenge of the Sith Novelization, 1984, Stargirl, Shadows Over Innsmouth, The King in Yellow, Invincible, Sam Thayer's Field Guide to Edible Plants, Call of Cthulhu, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, Antifa, A Wrinkle in Time, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Siddhartha, Pompeii

Heroes

Qui-Gon Jinn, Zohran Mamdani

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About me:

I am the biggest nerd You know, and I'm willing to bet money on it. Camilla, she-her, eighteen years old and eighty-two years away from the U.S. presidency (Camilla Mankiller 2108 baby!), I'm like if Obi-Wan was a dangerous lesbian (AND IF HE GOT BABES!!! I LOVE MY WIFE SO MUCH OH MY GOD RAHHAH RHAHR HRAHH BARK BARL BARK BARK BVARK RAHR HRARHH), service worker in every sense of the world -- MY HEART BLEEDS FOR YOU PROVIDENCE!!! Coming up on two years working at Rhode Island Hospital, planning to go into state-politics after college! (WE ARE MAKING CHANGE, BABY!!!). I also do lightsaber installs as a side gig and I've been DM'ing for 7 years (oh yeah baby I have LAYERS of geek)

Who I'd like to meet:

A strong, dark-haired Padawan who hates sand. Ideally, the "chosen one" type. I'll settle for anger issues. Being bad with children isn't a deal breaker. They must be strong and wise, and must become a far greater Jedi than I will ever be. They must be a brother to me and should destroy the Sith, not join them. Ideally, they should assume I'll underestimate their power, and they should underestimate the high ground ---------- OOOOR a divine sort of being with fiery hair that flows like the singing waves of the Atlantic. An angelic abortion to come along and change my life for the better, flip me right side up, show me I'm enough, and fill my horizons with warmth and excitement. A fine grace of god that could bring me purpose, bring me hope, and help me fulfill every aspiration. A natural wonder unto which I stare into those deep blue eyes, rest upon her star-speckled cheek, or hum along to her laughter.

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yggdrasil.exe

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Youre so epic pls dont go bald i lovyiu

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VengeanceMayCry

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MY GOATTTTT *aggressive kissing sounds*

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