OBBGORL-WAN KENOBI

"Anakin, I'm preganant!"

You've never seen a lesbian look more like jesus.

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General	HOBBIES :: D&D, Micro-Electronics, Coding, Replica Prop Making, Cosplay, Illustration, Acrylic Painting, Singing-Huming-Whistling, Being a Lesbian Cowboy Outlaw, Torturing My Youth, Cyberbulling My Stepfather On My Evil Burner Insta Account >:], Hiking/Exploring, Writing, Full Contact Dueling, Seducing Your Mother, Casting Hair-Loss Spells (NAIRcromancy) ---------- THINGS I LOVE :: just being outside holy shit, TINY HOUSES, talking about the apocalypse, thinking about the apocalypse, daydreaming about the apocalypse, causing the apocalypse, socialist/communist policy, anything rustic, anything outdoors, climbing trees, camping, swimming, crazy space theories, aliens, EVERY KIND OF INSECT, anything that's old and rusty- really anything overgrown or abandoned at that, WWII history and 1940s culture, the 70s B), NUCLEAR WINTER MY BELOVED, optimism as a religion, pagan traditions, old philosophy, gothic renaissance, medieval revival, string theory and quantum suicide, quasistars, dark matter, FULL theory of relativity, the old romantic period, apocryphal texts, and the general composition of the world around me <3
Music	OOOH GOD THERES SO MANY AND THEY'RE ALL SO WILDLY DIFFERENT :: Andrew Bird, Iron and Wine, Radiohead, The Lumineers, The Killers, The Offspring, Rage Against the Machine, Fleetwood Mac, Adrian Lenker + Big Thief, Willy Nelson, Woodie Guthrie, Lavender Country, Beetlebug, Regina Spektor, Dead Kennedies, IFA Wartburg, Elton John, Har Mar Superstar, Jimmy Eat World, The Pixies
Movies	STAR WARS: Episodes I - XI, Rogue One, Kung-Fury, Kung Pow, Arrival, Judge Dredd, Annihalation, Civil War, Inglorious Bastards, Pan's Labrynth, 28 Days Later, ALL OF LORD OF THE RINGS, Brokeback Mountain my beloved, The Descent, Nosferatu, Monty Pithon and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, The Minecraft Movie, Auston Powers, El Camino, Jackass
Television	I sacrificed all my videogame time for tv time and i dont regret it ---------- Andor, Kenobi, The Last of Us, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Adventure Time, Amazing World of Gumball, Scavengers Reign, Invincible, The Boys, Cunc on Earth, Sweettooth, The Aquabats Supershow, Clone Wars, Clarence, Arcane, Gravity Falls, Bleach + Bleach: Thousand Year Blood War, The Legend of Vox Machina
Books	I DONT READ BECAUSE IM ILLITERATE :DDD SO INSTEAD IM LISTING MY FAVORITE VIDEOGAMES ----------------------- Noita, Inscryption, Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild, Read Dead Redemption, Portal I + II, TF2, STAR WARS Battlefront I + II, Brawlhalla, Faster Than Light, Terraria, Burnout Paradise City
Heroes	Qui-Gon Jinn

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About me:

I am the biggest nerd You know, and I'm willing to bet money on it. Camilla, she-her, eighteen years old and eighty-three years away from the U.S. presidency (Camilla Mankiller 2108 baby!), I'm like if Obi-Wan was a dangerous lesbian (AND IF HE GOT BABES!!! I LOVE MY WIFE SO MUCH OH MY GOD RAHHAH RHAHR HRAHH BARK BARL BARK BARK BVARK RAHR HRARHH), radical socialist and antifa "terrorist" for life-- Hospital worker, plan to be a nurse (RAHHH). I do lightsaber installs as a side gig and I've been DM'ing for 7 years (oh yeah baby I have LAYERS of geek)

Who I'd like to meet:

A strong, dark haired padawan who hates sand. Ideally the "chosen one" type. I'll settle for anger issues. Being bad with children isn't a deal breaker. They must strong and wise, and must become a far greater jedi than I will ever be. They must be a brother to me and should destroy the sith, not join them. Ideally they should assume I'll underestimate their power, and they should underestimate the highground. Oh and massive tits. They have to have massive tits ---------- OOOOR a divine sort of being with firey hair that flows like the singing waves of the Atlantic. An angelic abortion to come along and change my life for the better, flip me right side up, show me I'm enough and fill my horizons with warmth and excitement. A fine grace of god that could bring me purpose, bring me hope, and help me fulfill every aspiration. A natural wonder unto which I stare into those deep blue eyes, rest upon her star speckled cheek or hum along to her laughter. Unless she's one of those ginger "people." That would be a deal breaker.