Allister

"Also known as the Weezer condom guy"

Since 2005

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Mood: Thrill Kill Kult ⚠ NIN ⚠ Acumen Nation ⚠ KMFDM ⚠ Filter

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SpaceHey URL:

https://spacehey.com/axoharpoon

Allister's Interests

General	Extraterrestrial life ☢ playing bass and piano ☢ snowboarding/skateboarding ☢ drawing ☢ procrastination ☢ hating and trolling ☢ 90s FPS (and Ultrakill) ☢ The entire country of Norway ☢ Political regimes ☢ Chocolate milk
Music	Nine Inch Nails ☢ Kjartan Lauritzen ☢ Bloodhound Gang ☢ Descendents ☢ The Offspring ☢ Filter ☢ Beastie Boys ☢ Radiohead ☢ KMFDM ☢ Zebrahead ☢ Chemlab ☢ NOFX ☢ My Chemical Romance ☢ My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult ☢ The Cure ☢ Chevelle
Movies	Memento ☢ Saw ☢ Final Destination ☢ Scream ☢ Donnie Darko ☢ American Pie ☢ Idle Hands ☢ Jackass ☢ American Psycho ☢ Se7en ☢ Ghostbusters ☢ Fight Club ☢ Inglourious Basterds ☢ Natural Born Killers ☢ The Crow ☢ The Truman Show
Television	The Office ☢ Eddsworld ☢ Salad Fingers ☢ South Park ☢ Trailer Park Boys ☢ Beavis and Butthead ☢ Danny Phantom ☢ Breaking Bad ☢ Dan VS ☢ Psych ☢ Teen Titans (2003) ☢ Invincible ☢ Gravity Falls
Books	Paranormal sightings reports ☢ Scott Pilgrim ☢ 1984 ☢ Dracula ☢ Garfield ☢ Animal Farm ☢ Bone ☢ Archie comics ☢ Slaughterhouse - 5
Heroes	Anyone willing to talk to me

Allister's Links

Instagram	@axoharpoon
YouTube	youtube.com/@axoharpoon
Reddit	@HarpoonShootingAxo
Spotify	Spotify
Last.fm	@Harpoon_Axo
Letterboxd	@AxoHarpoon

Allister's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

Blog setup (hover cursors, music playlist, notification bell, online icon) and credits for my layout (view more)

leave a comment here if you want me to sub to your blobg btw i have no blog subscriptions (view more)

I might be a niche internet microcelebrity (view more)

Went to a punk music festival!! (view more)

Tumblr closing down was the worst thing to happen to the internet (view more)

Allister's Blurbs

About me:

Criminology student. God's strongest hater. Diagnosed autist. Alien fanatic. Sock collector. Experienced Canadian. About as old as Reddit. Mommy says I'm special. If I added you we have something in common. And yes, my profile picture is me

Note: This profile plays a playlist so if you don't like the current song you can press the skip button on your keyboard and it'll skip to the next song

Who I'd like to meet:

I'll tell you who I DON'T want to meet. TCC freaks fuck off

Allister's Friend Space

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Allister has 352 friends.

connieblue

yanna <3

Jay

king jay

lifelover

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Маяiah धर्म

.whoyagatha

Allister's Friends Comments

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BULLET	1749508484 I was also made in 2005, love the profile! Report Comment YOO thanks!! Your profile is sick as well 🫡🫡 by Allister; 1749510737; Report
Sánchez	1725752409 thanks for the add, same birth year lmao, awesome profile + piano + kill bill + rammstein + tpb + criminology !?!?! Report Comment Dude same to you lol, also yeah just started my session as a first year crim student. Its awesome so far, though there aint a lot of people in my program cause I go to a really small university by Allister; 1725774819; Report
Rachel ⛧⃝	1725740069 Awesome profile !! :3 Report Comment Thank you! Worked pretty hard on it lol by Allister; 1725740639; Report
Thehungrypumpkin	1721080382 thanks for the add, cool page Report Comment ty, im a big fan of ultrakill aswell by Allister; 1721083075; Report
clownCadex	1720936846 you seem awesome as fuck, man. i hope we get to interact often:] Report Comment You too man!! Swag as hell by Allister; 1720967162; Report
Danny :3	1711336145 Thank you for the add! You have no idea how happy I am to meet a normal KMFDM fan for once Report Comment Yesss!! I've only met three on this website, makes me sp happy when I do tho by Allister; 1711371806; Report
SⒶL	1710284742 ur profile is so awesome we share so many interests =33 Report Comment thank you! Yours is awesome too by Allister; 1710300857; Report
cheshirecatchan 🕸️	1710032003 tyy 4 da add ^_^ !! its so hard to find any other KMFDM fans on this site (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠;⁠)⁠・⁠・⁠・ Report Comment Yeah, or normal ones at least!! Stay awesome homie by Allister; 1710032136; Report
finkeeo	1704654975 guys this is my best friend Report Comment 🙏🙏 by Allister; 1704657835; Report
CJ bites people	1703482662 easily my coolest friend on here. Report Comment hell yeah you too king by Allister; 1703483694; Report
yggdrasil.exe	1689439022 Im living inside your underwear Report Comment no you're not the tom boxers are at my dads house by Allister; 1689439071; Report
Smug_scone	1689105095 axo whats ur opinion dogs Report Comment Same one held by Mr. Thomas DuLonge by Allister; 1689109103; Report
seph#0538	1648471059 thanks for the add mate consider adding me on discord, I'm more active there: UWify#0538 Report Comment It says I can't add you... want my Discord tag? by Allister; 1648557305; Report I have this setting enabled cuz I got hacked and I don't wanna risk it again. Drop it. by seph#0538; 1648575417; Report Oh ok, sorry by Allister; 1648583616; Report ...r u gonna send it? by seph#0538; 1648599714; Report OH I'M so sorry I thought you meant 'drop it' as 'drop the idea of a friend rq'. Yeah I'll DM rn by Allister; 1648610389; Report
ivo	1646249760 awesome art and profile theme!! thanks for accepting :] Report Comment Thank you so much!! and you're welcome! The layout is linked in the About Me by Allister; 1646260164; Report