Allister

"Also known as the Weezer condom guy"

Since 2005

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Mood: NIN ⚠ Chevelle ⚠ Acumen Nation ⚠ Skinny Puppy ⚠ Chemlab ⚠ Orgy

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SpaceHey URL:

https://spacehey.com/axoharpoon

Allister's Interests

General	Extraterrestrial life ☢ Playing bass and piano ☢ Snowboarding ☢ Drawing ☢ Procrastination ☢ Hating and trolling ☢ 90s FPS (and Ultrakill) ☢ The entire country of Norway ☢ Political regimes ☢ Chocolate milk ☢ Socks
Music	Chevelle ☢ Nine Inch Nails ☢ Bloodhound Gang ☢ Descendents ☢ The Offspring ☢ Beastie Boys ☢ Radiohead ☢ KMFDM ☢ Zebrahead ☢ Chemlab ☢ NOFX ☢ My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult ☢ The Cure ☢ Orgy ☢ Violent Femmes ☢ Acumen Nation ☢ Skinny Puppy
Movies	Donnie Darko ☢ The Machinist ☢ The Matrix ☢ Memento ☢ Saw ☢ Final Destination ☢ Scream ☢ Idle Hands ☢ American Psycho ☢ Se7en ☢ Fight Club ☢ Inglourious Basterds ☢ Natural Born Killers ☢ The Crow ☢ The Truman Show
Television	Eddsworld ☢ Salad Fingers ☢ South Park ☢ Trailer Park Boys ☢ Beavis and Butthead ☢ Danny Phantom ☢ Breaking Bad ☢ Dan VS ☢ Teen Titans (2003) ☢ Invincible ☢ The Boys
Books	Paranormal sightings reports ☢ Scott Pilgrim ☢ 1984 ☢ Dracula ☢ Garfield ☢ Animal Farm ☢ Bone ☢ Archie comics
Heroes	Michael Moore

Allister's Links

Instagram	@axoharpoon
YouTube	youtube.com/@axoharpoon
Reddit	@HarpoonShootingAxo
Pinterest	@axoharpoon
Spotify	Spotify
Last.fm	@Harpoon_Axo
Letterboxd	@AxoHarpoon

Allister's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

I might be a niche internet microcelebrity (view more)

Blog setup (hover cursors, music playlist, notification bell, online icon) and credits for my layout (view more)

leave a comment here if you want me to sub to your blobg btw i have no blog subscriptions (view more)

Leaving for Sweden in two weeks (view more)

Went to a punk music festival!! (view more)

Allister's Blurbs

About me:

Criminology student. God's strongest hater. Diagnosed autist. Alien fanatic. Sock collector. Experienced Canadian. Strongly left-leaning, if you care about that. About as old as Reddit. Mommy says I'm special. If I added you we have something in common. And yes, my profile picture is me

Remember kids, ART IS RESISTANCE

Note: This profile plays a playlist so if you don't like the current song you can press the skip button on your keyboard and it'll skip to the next song The songs (in order): Closer (Precursor) - Nine Inch Nails ⚠ The Fad - Chevelle ⚠ Parasite Mine - Acumen Nation ⚠ T.F.W.O. - Skinny Puppy ⚠ Suicide Jag - Chemlab ⚠ The Odyssey - Orgy

Who I'd like to meet:

I'll tell you who I DON'T want to meet. TCC freaks fuck off

I try to only send requests to people who are 17+. I send a lot though, so sometimes I don't check the profiles correctly and may end up sending them to people who are younger. Feel free to decline the request if you are younger and feel uncomfortable lol, I'm doing my best. I accept all friend requests (unless you're a massive weirdo), but I will not IM you if you are under 17

Allister's Friend Space

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Allister has 462 friends.

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Victor Sketch 🖊️

oliiva >:3

Restless

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Allister's Friends Comments

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Paul	1768135144 cool profile! 1984 and animal farm, everyone should read Orwell!! Report Comment absolutely, they're great books by Allister; 1768154764; Report
meniosre	1767778761 awesome music taste bro!!!!1! Report Comment Dude thank you!!! You too!! by Allister; 1767803354; Report
Danny	1767471118 such a sick profile holyy Report Comment Thank you! Been working on it by Allister; 1767745326; Report
lucasisbored	1767333549 hardest movie picks everrrrrr Report Comment hell YES dude you know whats goin down by Allister; 1767343021; Report
Sunny	1767248500 this page goes hard no matter how many times i look Report Comment It's carefully curated to look hard twin 🥹🥹 I included the code in one of my pinned blogs if you wanna recreate anything by Allister; 1767287941; Report
Aubrey	1767155084 DO NOT FEED THE ALLISTER. he goes full alpha and its very scary Report Comment fym I'm always full alpha and daddy's getting angry.... by Allister; 1767155183; Report APOLOGIES YOUR SHITTEN WILL STAY IN LINE NOW by Aubrey; 1767155280; Report thats what I thought... by Allister; 1767155849; Report
BULLET	1749508484 I was also made in 2005, love the profile! Report Comment YOO thanks!! Your profile is sick as well 🫡🫡 by Allister; 1749510737; Report
Sánchez	1725752409 thanks for the add, same birth year lmao, awesome profile + piano + kill bill + rammstein + tpb + criminology !?!?! Report Comment Dude same to you lol, also yeah just started my session as a first year crim student. Its awesome so far, though there aint a lot of people in my program cause I go to a really small university by Allister; 1725774819; Report
Rachel ⛧⃝	1725740069 Awesome profile !! :3 Report Comment Thank you! Worked pretty hard on it lol by Allister; 1725740639; Report
Thehungrypumpkin	1721080382 thanks for the add, cool page Report Comment ty, im a big fan of ultrakill aswell by Allister; 1721083075; Report
clownCadex	1720936846 you seem awesome as fuck, man. i hope we get to interact often:] Report Comment You too man!! Swag as hell by Allister; 1720967162; Report
Danny :3	1711336145 Thank you for the add! You have no idea how happy I am to meet a normal KMFDM fan for once Report Comment Yesss!! I've only met three on this website, makes me sp happy when I do tho by Allister; 1711371806; Report
SⒶL	1710284742 ur profile is so awesome we share so many interests =33 Report Comment thank you! Yours is awesome too by Allister; 1710300857; Report
cheshirecatchan	1710032003 tyy 4 da add ^_^ !! its so hard to find any other KMFDM fans on this site (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠;⁠)⁠・⁠・⁠・ Report Comment Yeah, or normal ones at least!! Stay awesome homie by Allister; 1710032136; Report
finkeeo	1704654975 guys this is my best friend Report Comment 🙏🙏 by Allister; 1704657835; Report
CJ bites people	1703482662 easily my coolest friend on here. Report Comment hell yeah you too king by Allister; 1703483694; Report
yggdrasil.exe	1689439022 Im living inside your underwear Report Comment no you're not the tom boxers are at my dads house by Allister; 1689439071; Report
Smug_scone	1689105095 axo whats ur opinion dogs Report Comment Same one held by Mr. Thomas DuLonge by Allister; 1689109103; Report
seph#0538	1648471059 thanks for the add mate consider adding me on discord, I'm more active there: UWify#0538 Report Comment It says I can't add you... want my Discord tag? by Allister; 1648557305; Report I have this setting enabled cuz I got hacked and I don't wanna risk it again. Drop it. by seph#0538; 1648575417; Report Oh ok, sorry by Allister; 1648583616; Report ...r u gonna send it? by seph#0538; 1648599714; Report OH I'M so sorry I thought you meant 'drop it' as 'drop the idea of a friend rq'. Yeah I'll DM rn by Allister; 1648610389; Report
ivo	1646249760 awesome art and profile theme!! thanks for accepting :] Report Comment Thank you so much!! and you're welcome! The layout is linked in the About Me by Allister; 1646260164; Report