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General

pickles, tibetan monasteries, court eunuchs, cowboys, comics, hellenistic pedastry, the kennedys, jesters, movies, guns, stickers, freud, motifs, cymbal monkeys, bar mitzvahs, zombies & robots, hand puppets, graphic t-shirts, violent video games, saint sebastian, vasodilators, CDs, superheroes, mahjong, older men calling me buddy, video games, chinese tea etiquette, writing, monkeys, blue salt water taffy, gay porn, psychosexuality, drawing, chasers, stomatas, the 1950s & 2000s, mongolian horseback archery

TOP 5 MONKEYS (NO DEBATE):

1. monkichi

2. gay little monkey at the apple store

3. japanese macaque

4. ecuadorian squirrel monkey

5. gibbons

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

— bape monkey (baby milo)

— paul frank monkey (julius the monkey)

— kipling monkeys

Music

ethel cain, plumtree, p!atd, arctic monkeys, 3OH!3, ken ashcorp, blink-182, the front bottoms, fleetwood mac, patsy montana, the weeknd, muse, mcr, miscellaneous country singers, le tigre, type o negative, rammstein, beastie boys, oakwood, destructo disk, dazey and the scouts, pierce the veil, fallout boy, car seat headrest, american football, sleeping with sirens, vs self, falling in reverse, LMFAO, mom jeans, merchant ships, third eye blind, sublime, childish gambino, worst party ever, metric, green day, eminem, sarah and the safe word, frank ocean, ghost town, biggie, a$ap rocky, the 1975, title fight, mccafferty, sports, marianas trench, the front bottoms, pet shop boys, gaga, the cure, kmfdm, the cranberries, alex g, hozier, the mountain goats, depeche mode, dolly parton, modern baseball, negative xp... orville peck, she wants revenge (WOW!!! i'm SOOO unique!!!!!!)

Movies

scott pilgrim vs the world, spider-man: into the spider-verse, little miss sunshine, the girl next door, priscilla, brokeback mountain, the diary of a teenage girl, zero day, easy a, bufallo 66, hustlers, kick-ass 1&2, zombieland 1&2, project x, superbad, mysterious skin, lars and the real girl, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, lamb, the boy, the lighthouse, halloween, friday the 13th, the end of evangelion, scream, (500) days of summer, whiplash, spider-man: across the spider-verse, texas chainsaw massacre, the holdovers, venom 1&2, weird science, lady bird, the iron claw, when marnie was there, princess mononoke, the outrun, dinner in america, challengers, secretary, angus thongs and the perfect snogging, i tonya, all spider-man movies, donnie darko, deadpool sorry, maurice, the witch, the runaways, au revoir les enfants (i said i liked movies not good movies)

Television

succession, community, american dad, south park, spto, cowboy bepop, shameless, peep show, aquateen hunger force, hannibal, derry girls, ultimate spider-man, gotham, peacemaker, sweet tooth, the venture bros, moral orel, camp camp, mtv downtown, black butler, the queen's gambit, rupauls drag race idgaf bring back my girls

Books

bullshit marvel & dc comics, scott pilgrim's precious little life, naked, the queen's gambit, the sluts, lapvona, diary of an oxygen thief, the persian boy, cogheart, male fantasies, totem and taboo, le petit prince. yaoi

Heroes

our lord and savior jesus christ, spider-man

Website

marvel.com/characters/spider-man-peter-parker