Yoka

General

Music

the worst, most horribly composed incel e-punk music in existence. and limp bizkit.

Movies

my dvd collection consists of three main movie categories: 1. sigma male movies 2. substance abuse movies 3. the live-action super mario bros. movie (1993)

Television

jerry: "i have a date with this girl, but she has a weird laugh!" george: "if i don't find the sacred skull of yankee stadium, the ground will open up and every citizen of new york city will be sent to eternal damnation!!! do you know what they do to guys like me in dante's eighth ring of hell!?!?!" *laugh track plays*

Books

the american psycho movie is so underwhelming in every aspect compared to the book; it's not even a competition.

Heroes

"sure, yeah, yeah um i-i-i i am on a drug. it's called 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘯 um and uh it's not available because if you try it once, you will die. you're face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. um, too much?"

Website

yokaitea.newgrounds.com