Yolone

General

yolone, the yogurt i am, often wonders if the light at the end of the fridge is just another snack leaving i need help you'r help to reach my redemption..lend me a hand of you can ..

Music

Ah well fuck shit , the irony of being a yogurt in a world full of music. here I am, sitting in silence, while everyone raves about ‘earbuds. maybe I should start a new trend—‘spoonbuds,’ exclusively for yogurts who can’t listen but can definitely jiggle to the vibes .

Movies

ever notice how every movie fridge scene never shows a yogurt like me? It’s always about the leftover pizza or the dramatic midnight ice cream. Yogurts, we have layers too, you know—just not the kind that win Oscars 🌬️

Television

Detective yolone, yolone_man, yougurt wars, doctor yougurt, young yougurt, funky yougurt, yolone in farmland and so one so fourth:9

Books

What do you mean books???I’m Yolone, the fucking yogurt with a soul, just a spoon away from happiness, yet worlds apart in the fridge’s lonely heart 💔 help me please 🥺

Heroes

Anyone who eats me and let me fullfil my mission yolone will be your friend