polkaplotz 🛸

General

drawing, conspiracy theories, surfing da web, science, cartoons, low quality videos lol, animals!! VIDEO GAMES: lethal company, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Doki Doki Literature club, Cookie Run: kingdom, regretevator, the normal elevator!! FOODS: junk food!! YTBERS: flamingo, polarcub, martin walls, dennis daily, temprist, markiplier, coryxkenshin, the boys, bob ross

Music

LEMON DEMON, will wood, mitski, *NSYNC, soddiken, the Gregory brothers, ERB, backstreet boys, brianna mazzola, musical sountracks, movie soundtracks, jack stauber

Movies

Lego batman, MLP: the movie, little shop of horrors, SAW, scary movie, hot fuzz, shaun of the dead, austin powers, Gnomeo and Juliet, Treasure planet

Television

Hells Kitchen, kitchen nightmares, the walten files, the mandela catalogue, the monument mythos, gemini home entertainment, local 58, chimpy chippas, monkey wrench, ramshackle, true crime documentaries, lego monkie kid, ever after high

Books

dc, marvel, ZooPhobia, Wings of fire, Warrior cats, paperteeth, School for good and evil

Heroes

“I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a biotch-arse motherfricker, he peed on my fricking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-frickin' quilly pp out and he peed on my fricking wife, and he said his pp was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small pp. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. [Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fricked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna frick the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PEE!! Except I'm not gonna pee on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PEEING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PEED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!” You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!”

Website

toyhou.se/polkaplotz