bert

General

Music

my chem. jeff buckley. polkadot cadaver. johnny goth. dethklok. rammstein. bloodbath. teen suicide. blood estate. sign crushes motorist. doyle. sleeping with sirens. 156/silence. ludo. the cure. bauhaus. nine inch nails. type o negative. cryptopsy. radiohead. matt maltese. gregory alan isakov. the smashing pumpkins. roy orbison. angelo badalamenti. nocturnal depression. austere. pink floyd. elliott smith. cradle of filth. devildriver. korn. gerard way. the smiths. coma cinema. flatsound. infinity frequencies. colin stetson. nicole dollanganger. + a lot of other artists. ★ very anti-tiktok-music-taste/turning good music into "fast fashion"

Movies

★ top four ★ 1. martyrs (2008) 2. mulholland drive 3. hereditary 4. her ★ other favorites ★ blue velvet. the machinist. donnie darko. mother!. marriage story. black swan. requiem for a dream. lisa frankenstein. i'm thinking of ending things. the squid and the whale. apostle. the menu. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. pulp fiction. everything everywhere all at once. bring her back. liar liar. planes, trains, and automobiles. dirty rotten scoundrels. talk to me. barbarian. fight club. twin peaks: fire walk with me. grave of the fireflies. ★ other movies that i wouldn't consider 'favorites' but still really like ★ lost highway. to all the boys i've loved before. the shining. easy a. django unchained. monster. astro boy. pitch perfect. memento. ex machina. when marnie was there. arrival. the whale. lost in translation. the babadook. the descent. misery. unsane. freaky friday (2003). my girl. 10 cloverfield lane. jojo rabbit. aftersun. room. lady bird. titanic. the departed. bones and all. se7en. little miss sunshine. we need to talk about kevin. happy gilmore. legally blonde. hush. in bruges. i, tonya. rosemary's baby. carrie (1976). the virgin suicides. girl, interrupted. marriage story. frankenstein (2025). sweeney todd. longlegs. saw ii. tusk.

Television

twin peaks. metalocalypse. severance. black mirror. anne with an e. the haunting of hill house. schitt's creek. breaking bad. long story short. the good place. bojack horseman. clarence. the office. you (as a guilty pleasure). moral orel.

Books

exquisite corpse. cows. the sacred lies of minnow bly. middle school: the worst years of my life. ender's game. american psycho. the walking dead. things have gotten worse since we last spoke (the first story, sharing the same title). we need to talk about kevin. misery. laura palmer's secret diary. ★ exquisite corpse does happen to be my all time favorite so feel free to reach out and discuss it with me.

Heroes

not sure what to put so i'm putting fun facts instead ★ i have lived in not one but two haunted houses ★ i drank a mountain dew out of the trash in third or fourth grade which was unsurprisingly around the same time i was eating erasers ★ i'm one point of connection away from the all american rejects and used to be two points away from type o negative ★ i collect a lot of things but mostly cds, dvds, and pocket knives ★ i love going to concerts ★ i have the entire hereditary dinner scene monologue memorized ★ i watched nightcrawler every night for almost two weeks and ended up memorizing the script ★ i'm fairly sure i have a grass allergy ★ i have hyperlexia ★ i always have very strange dreams and love to write down the most interesting ones to reread later ★ i've met matt mcgachy (lead singer of cryptopsy) ★ i find dennis nilsen extremely interesting and know quite a bit about his life