The Old Internet
"LOL, pwned! Epic fail, n00b! :D"
1998 iMac computer
Mood: Woot woot! :)
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https://spacehey.com/the_old_internet
The Old Internet's Interests
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Music |
The Hampster Dance (1998) The Numa Numa Song (2004) |
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Movies |
Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt (2000) |
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Television |
Happy Tree Friends (web series, 1999) |
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Books |
Word (e-magazine, 1995 - 2000) Cat and Girl (web comic, 1999) |
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Heroes |
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The Old Internet's Links
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The Old Internet's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]
Cool, Weird, Unique Old Websites, vol. 2 (view more)
FW: FW: Forwarded Emails (view more)
Chain Letter Emails (view more)
Cool, Weird, Unique Old Websites, vol. 1 (view more)
A Better English Translation For Natribu.org (view more)
The Old Internet's Blurbs
About me:
HEY, GET OFF THE PHONE, I'M TRYING TO GET ON THE INTERNET!
*a dial-up 56k modem making various electronic whirring, static, and pinging noises*
*double-clicking on the Netscape Navigator icon*
*waiting several minutes for the page to download*
*clicking several times to close all of the pop-up ads*
Finally! ...now where was I? Oh yeah, my introduction!
Hello, all you Netizens out there in Cyberspace! I'm a 1998 iMac who enjoys cruising the Information Superhighway...
What, no one's said that in over twenty years?! Uh...how about "surfing the World Wide Web", then?
No? OK, what about, "surfin teh interwebz"?
That's outdated, too? Eh...well, people gotta still say "surfin' the 'net", right?
Nobody says that now, either?? Well, shit...!!
ANYway...this profile is a tribute to the 'good old days' of the Internet, before it became the corporate-controlled dumpster fire it is today. Just say NO to scummy billionaires, kids!
NOTE: Thankfully, chain letter emails aren't much of a problem on the modern Internet, but unfortunately, it seems that spam will always be with us. So, a word to any and all promotional profiles: please don't bother sending a friend request; you will be denied and blocked.
Who I'd like to meet:
Feeling nostalgic for the old 'net? Love dusty, outdated memes? Add me!
The Old Internet's Friend Space
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The Old Internet's Friends Comments
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Ants 
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I wanna be you so bad!! |
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bₗᵤₑ 
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Your profile is so cool !! :) Thank you! I like yours, too! by The Old Internet; ; Report |
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trabas6875:) 
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Holaa vieja internet,ME GUSTA MUCHO TU PERFIL TQM Hello! Your profile is pretty rad, too! I <3 old cemeteries by The Old Internet; ; Report |
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⦻ 💿 KENNY 0.o 
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HAI OLD INTrnet I LUV U UR SO KOOL … *(^o^)* Thank you! You're cool, too! Please continue to enjoy this page. :) by The Old Internet; ; Report U BET I WILL !!!!!!!!!!! (>^.^)><(^.^<) <--- us high fiving by ⦻ 💿 KENNY 0.o; ; Report |
Oh wow, I'm not sure how to respond to that...why do you want to be me?
by The Old Internet; ; Report