Switzerland

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"being the best country in the world"

The one and only land of cheese

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Switzerland's Latest Blog Entries [View Blog]

Thanks for 100 Friends! (view more)

Proof BSC Young Boys is better than Real Madrid and Barcelona (view more)

Why I mildly dislike France (view more)

I got Retrobook! (view more)

Why I STILL mildly dislike France (view more)

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About me:

Note to moderators: This account is satire!!! Square flag, neutrality, cheese. Switzerland. All my links are on my website. Alt is spacehey.com/switzerland_alt

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone that ISN'T FRENCH!!!!! I elaborate in my blogposts "Why I mildly dislike France" and "Why I STILL mildly dislike France". Mbappe is an exception though, because he's pretty good

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X-32 Joint Strike Fighter

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can i be in the swiss air force

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☆ TOM !! ☆

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WHERES MY CHEESE DAWG ?!?!?!

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FedEx misplaced it AGAIN fedex amirite

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☆ TOM !! ☆

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WHERES MY CHEESE DAWG ?!?!?!

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kevadesu

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thanks for accepting my friend request you're the best country i was ever born in

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☆ sarah / teto ☆

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i <3 ur profile !!

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metalnerd

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why are you so expensive?

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No I'm not

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you are

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It is because it can cost a lot or take lots of effort exporting stuff to Switzerland because of how mountainous the terrain is.I mean,have you ever seen a map of Switzerland that was 3D?There are so many mountains!That's why.Basically.

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Ok, maybe I am expensive

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True.You are.

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DhruvTheWarReporter

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Thanks for adding me as a friend bro!

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No problem

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not good enough of an excuse

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Huh?

I hope a bunch of moldy baguettes come through your house and hit you at hypersonic speed.

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X-32 Joint Strike Fighter

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Switzerland 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Fox!! :3

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YOU'RE MY DREAM HOME SWITZERLAND

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Michael Cash

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🦇 Happy Halloween 🦇

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☾ ╺⃝⃤I La Flèche D’or I 𓅈 𓆃

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Best regard for this country and your legends ✌️

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