ezra :3

About me:

you can call me ezra or mouse i like computers a lot and i make my own clothes sometimes im kinda like if a beautiful emo woman was an autistic twink furry

androgynous bisexual transsexual from the best part of washington and the worst part of florida 🤠 

8teen years old 👴 please be 16+

pfp is me btw 🐁

📍🏳️‍⚧️🫡

FAQ:

Q: Regarding the recent controversy of multiple serious allegations against you, fans have been speculating, even going so far as calling you an "uninspired scene boy poser" and accusing you of "not gttng crunk in da club 2nite". Some have even theorized that in addition to these incidents, you can't even "crank that, soulja boy". What are your thoughts on this matter?

A: These accusations are clearly nothing but baseless rumors designed to defame and discredit me and my establishment. Anyone who actually believes that lie clearly has never experienced what getting 'crunk in da club' truly means. plus as a rule i dont associate with pozerz or haterz. real ones understand.... my swag untouchable. my crunk unmatched. my fit the finest goodwill could offer. *flips shutter shades down* 

Q: what gender are you? 

A: Guess 😋👍 hope this helps!

Q: what are your plans for the next 10 years? 

A: woah i have that many??? uhh probably 🚬🍃 and t4t grindr hookups with women old enough to be my mom, maybe indoctrinate the youth into some sort of gay commie furry coalition. the night is young we'll see where it takes me. 

Q: Are you secretly a cosmic entity disguised among humans sent to Earth to eradicate the human race? 🤔

A: I'll never tell 😘💕 *

* for legal reasons, all associates contain 100% organic locally-sourced human meat, bones, blood, organs, and probably other junk too by now. the continued spread of the infamous 'alien rumor' is now prohibited by law and punishable by a slap on the wrist, felony misdemeanor, or death penalty, at The Judge's™ discretion**

** ¹ezra "mouse" lastname does not endorse the death penalty in any way;

** ²The Judge™ is an unregistered trademark which would have belonged to the M.O.U.S.E. (Moms Opposing the Unnecessary Slander of Ezra) Foundation had it at any point existed and registered this trademark. 

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Who I'd like to meet:

someone with more to say than "hello"

y'all really need to work on your conversation skills if you cant think of a single other thing to say. with the amount of things i put on my profile you could possibly have in common with me if you seriously cant find a single shared interest or common ground with me that you could open with (or hell even a knock knock joke ffs) I'm just not someone you should be seeking interactions with in the first place. dry shallow conversations are a waste of both parties' time. it literally just comes down to either 1. you dont care enough to read my profile or 2. you have nothing in common with me and in either case that to me is a pointless exchange.

this btw is distinct from the people who open with a greeting and then actually engage with the conversations but i think most people have had the experience of one or more conversations that went something like "hey" "hi" "hru" "good" "nice" "wyd" "nm" "same" "lol"

i simply cant comprehend who could actually give even one single shit. just ask a real question. act like a person. please!!!!! im begging you!!!!!!