Slow Joe

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"Working on a weekend"

I live in SW Florida with my wife and two daughters, and I'm old.

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Mood: Life is amazing

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SpaceHey URL:

https://spacehey.com/slowjoe

Slow Joe's Interests

General

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Music

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Movies

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Television

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Books

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Heroes

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Slow Joe's Blurbs

About me:

I have no idea why I'm here. I guess, since I was on the old MySpace, I'm nostalgic for the old MySpace experience. Anyway, I'm a former standup comedian, an occasional humor writer, and mostly a mortgage banker, husband, and father.

Who I'd like to meet:

I want to be upfront and honest: There's a 50/50 chance I do absolutely jack shit nothing on here. I would like to think I'll advance my writing and interact with other artists and cool people. But I also have a stressful time-intensive career and a family that needs a lot of my quality time. But I want to do this. I want to write humor pieces again. I want to write emotional pieces again. We'll see what happens.

Slow Joe's Friends Comments

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Giuseppe

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Dude where is your Contacting Slow Joe section? I don't see it.

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Byron Stargazer

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Woahhhh dude that loading screen is so trippy!

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I'm just afraid that one day Microsoft will make me upgrade it to Windows 10.

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I have 10 and it's...janky.

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Randy®

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Dude your page gave me a seizure. Winfuckingdows??? Xp to boot?

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Windows would like to update. Please wait five hours now.

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How about no.

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We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

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hey!! love the page!!!

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sarah โ™ก

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omg same.
i have so many overtly "sexy" pinup girl glitter comment graphics to use once they allow image comments on here

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โ˜ฃCluโ˜ฃ

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Thanx 4 the add, really feeling the late 00s vibe!

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Ofelia โ˜ฏ๏ธ

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Very original profile. Have a wonderful weekend. :)

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I figured, "hey as long as we're living in 2007..."

:)

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Pete Bit

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Hey Joe! Thanks for the add. Cool profile and all :). Have a great day!

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Thanks for accepting! I claim no credit for the profile page design other than my amazing copy-and-paste skills. :)

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Your Ctrl + V was on point! :D

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Marrissa Shorkey

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Thanks for the add.

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But it's not sparkly!!

;)

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Itโ€™s been too long for me to remember how to make it sparkly!

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Jenn Bailey

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Why the actual fuck are we doing this again?

(that's what she said)

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I tried to be first, but you had all these musicians first.

(that's what HE said)

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By the way, I hope you enjoy my music.

(Reaches in my pocket for my kazoo)

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OKUS DOLPHIN

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โ™ฌ โ™ซ โ™ช Thanx - And welcome Here Joe โšก(โ—•โ€ฟโ—•)โšก Hope you like some of my music

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ASTRAL TWINS

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โ™ซโ™ช Thanks Joe - Nice to see you here โ˜ฎ(ห†โ—กห†)โ˜ฎ Hope you enjoy our Music Page

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ISOA GAMBEL

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Hello, welcome. Thanks for the add. Hope you enjoy my music. I sing also in French and Spanish (โ— โ€ฟโ— )

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