I am trash man

"Lord make me fast and accurate."

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General	Bioterrorism ✶ Beyblade ✶ Criminology ✶ Creepypastas (esp. Clockwork) ✶ Horror, post apocalyptic & dystopian media ✶ Politics ✶ Bumfights ✶ Winter sports (I snowboard) ✶ Biker culture ✶ 4chan culture ✶ Video Essays ✶ Modding ✶ History (esp. war history) ✶ Classic cars ✶ Vexillology ✶ Mortuary science ✶ Weaponry & armory ✶ Engineering (esp. aerospace) ✶ Medical procedures ✶ Taxidermy/vulture culture ✶ Lolcows (esp. niche ones) ✶ Niche flash games ✶ Virology ✶ Tech ✶ Rodney King riots (esp. Korean roof snipers) ✶ Occultism ✶ Forms of decay ✶ Low budget productions ✶ Mathematics ✶ Linguistics ✶ True crime ✶ Mechanics (esp. lowriders) ✶ Lost media & internet mysteries ✶ Murderabilia ✶ Drug testing (shhh don’t ask...) ✶ Body mods ✶ Obscure and niche media (esp. games) Astrophysics ✶ Monty Python ✶ WWII memorabilia ✶ Mongolian + Graeco-Roman history ✶ Alaskan history & culture ✶ Missing persons (esp. John/Jane Doe) cases ✶ Cold cases ✶ Cambodian genocide/Khmer Rouge regime (esp. the disappearance of prominent Cambodian musicians) ✶ ETC...
Music	Lift To Experience ✶ Mephisto Walz ✶ Saint Vitus ✶ Iron Maiden ✶ Evanescence ✶ Acid King ✶ Psychic TV ✶ KMFDM ✶ Shed Theory ✶ Bad Brains ✶ Candlemass ✶ Judas Priest ✶ Combatwoundedveteran ✶ Lifelover ✶ Death Grips ✶ Abyssic Hate ✶ Motörhead ✶ Motionless In White ✶ Deafheaven ✶ Acid Bath ✶ Huey Lewis ✶ Butthole Surfers ✶ Mayhem ✶ Sordo ✶ Black Magick SS ✶ Death Cab for Cutie ✶ Jefferson Airplane ✶ D.R.I. ✶ Purgen ✶ Die Antwoord ✶ Dying Fetus ✶ Limp Bizkit ✶ Rob Zombie ✶ Pendulum ✶ LSD and the Search for God ✶ 40 Watt Sun ✶ Nine Inch Nails ✶ Ministry ✶ Godspeed You! Black Emperor ✶ Fear Factory ✶ MF Doom ✶ Mgła ✶ Flyleaf ✶ Kino ✶ King Crimson ✶ Corrosion of Conformity ✶ Strapping Young Lad ✶ City Morgue ✶ Pungent Stench ✶ Burzum ✶ Metal Church ✶ Venom ✶ Aphex Twin ✶ Creed ✶ Daughters ✶ Haunted Mound ✶ Dio ✶ Hanatarash ✶ Mercyful Fate ✶ Death In June ✶ Misfits ✶ Pantera ✶ Peste Noire ✶ Melvins ✶ The Chemical Brothers ✶ Electric Wizard ✶ Swans ✶ Eyehategod ✶ Avenged Sevenfold ✶ Knocked Loose ✶ Pentagram ✶ Daniel Johnston ✶ Beastie Boys ✶ ETC...
Movies	Hypnospace Outlaw ✶ Jet Grind Radio ✶ Doom ✶ Tekken ✶ Dead by Daylight ✶ Cruelty Squad ✶ Obscure ✶ Phantasmagoria ✶ The Neverhood ✶ TF2 ✶ Counterstrike ✶ Touhou ✶ Halo ✶ Silent Hill ✶ The Legend of Zelda ✶ Gears of War ✶ Technomage ✶ RuneScape ✶ Stupid Invaders ✶ Hearthstone ✶ Skate ✶ EverQuest ✶ For Honor ✶ Groove on Fight ✶ The King of Fighters ✶ Skullgirls ✶ ToonTown (yes I will play ToonTown with you) ✶ Earthbound ✶ Polybius ✶ The 3rd Birthday ✶ Mortal Kombat ✶ The Elder Scrolls ✶ Tomb Raider ✶ Eternal Poison ✶ Phantasmagoria ✶ Street Fighter ✶ No More Heroes ✶ Soul Calibur ✶ Arkham ✶ Smash Bros ✶ Guilty Gear ✶ Dota ✶ Age of Mythology ✶ Dungeon Explorer ✶ Saints Row ✶ POSTAL ✶ Carmageddon ✶ Manhunt ✶ Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk ✶ Hatred ✶ Initial D
Television	Cannibal Holocaust ✶ The Warriors ✶ Final Destination ✶ Harold and Maude ✶ Brain Damage ✶ Desperado ✶ The Boondock Saints ✶ Chungking Express ✶ The Patriot ✶ Easy Rider ✶ Dallas Buyers Club ✶ Mac & Devin Go to High School ✶ Idiocracy ✶ Bully (2001) ✶ Frailty ✶ [REC•] ✶ (500) Days of Summer ✶ The Blair Witch Project ✶ Drillbit Taylor ✶ Parasite ✶ Mid90s ✶ Class of Nuke ’Em High ✶ View Askewniverse ✶ Django ✶ Rocky ✶ Dog Sees God ✶ The Trip (1967) ✶ Bill & Ted ✶ L.I.E. ✶ The Faculty ✶ Fullmetal Jacket ✶ Poultrygeist ✶ Cooties ✶ Irreversible ✶ High Tension ✶ The Virgin Suicides ✶ The Lost Boys ✶ Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse ✶ Archie’s Final Project ✶ Axe (1974) ✶ The Dreamers ✶ Satan’s Children ✶ KIDS (1995) ✶ Ricky 6 ✶ Donnie Brasco ✶ Sin City ✶ Psycho ✶ GoodFellas ✶ 2001 Maniacs ✶ Manic (2001) ✶ Mysterious Skin ✶ Scream ✶ Natural Born Killers ✶ Kill Bill ✶ Scum (1979) ✶ SLC Punk ✶ Goonies ✶ Dirty Harry ✶ Four Brothers ✶ Donnie Darko ✶ Reservoir Dogs ✶ 31 ✶ The Florida Project ✶ Green Street Hooligans ✶ Mud ✶ Saltburn ✶ Tremors ✶ The Toxic Avenger ✶ Grown Ups ✶ Deathgasm ✶ There Will Be Blood ✶ Stand By Me ✶ The Matrix ✶ Class of 1984 ✶ Jackass ✶ The Warriors ✶ Wristcutters ✶ Disturbia ✶ FUBAR ✶ Eraserhead ✶ Fear and Loathing ✶ Saw ✶ La Haine ✶ House of Wax ✶ Psycho ✶ Cheech & Chong ✶ A Goofy Movie ✶ Tangerine (2015) ✶ The Shawshank Redemption ✶ Don’t Think I’ve Forgotten ✶ ETC...
Books	Trailer Park Boys ✶ The 100 ✶ Prison Break ✶ Parker Lewis Can’t Lose ✶ My Name is Earl ✶ Red vs. Blue ✶ Sons of Anarchy ✶ Friday Night Lights ✶ Band of Brothers ✶ True Blood ✶ Wentworth ✶ Skins ✶ Shameless (US & UK) ✶ Game of Thrones ✶ The Boys ✶ Twin Peaks ✶ Lost ✶ Wentworth ✶ Jackass ✶ Samurai Jack ✶ Married... with Children ✶ The Punisher ✶ Banshee ✶ Weeds ✶ Modern Family ✶ Wynonna Earp ✶ Bates Motel ✶ Westwood ✶ The Wire ✶ Breaking Bad ✶ House of the Dragon ✶ Gravity Falls ✶ Malcolm in the Middle ✶ The Sopranos ✶ Ozark ✶ Vikings ✶ Euphoria ✶ Orange is the New Black ✶ The Queen’s Gambit ✶ Disjointed ✶ Workaholics ✶ The Boondocks ✶ My Babysitter’s A Vampire ✶ Bates Motel ✶ Dan Vs. ✶ Metalocalypse ✶ Oz ✶ The Fosters ✶ Once Upon a Time ✶ Wildboyz ✶ The Great ✶ Hunters ✶ Cheers ✶ MAS*H ✶ The Inbetweeners ✶ Due South ✶ The Walking Dead
Heroes	Naked Lunch ✶ All for the Game ✶ The Hunger Games ✶ Fahrenheit 451 ✶ Archie Comics ✶ Lord of the Flies ✶ Narnia ✶ A Court of Thorns and Roses ✶ 1984 ✶ Divergent ✶ Blood Meridian ✶ All Quiet on the Western Front ✶ Twilight ✶ Throne of Glass ✶ A Song of Ice and Fire ✶ Percy Jackson (unfortunately...) ✶ Lord of the Rings ✶ Metamorphosis ✶ The Perks of Being a Wallflower ✶ A Clockwork Orange ✶ The Exorcist ✶ Any book by R.L Stine ^_^

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About me:

Explaining myself has never worked, so I stopped trying to make it neat. Simple bios are for people who don’t stick around long enough to notice contradictions.

I keep a program so strict I rival Kim Jong-Un in terms of dictatorship. I don’t promise consistency, kindness, or effort beyond what I decide is warranted. There’s too much broken to fix everything, and I’m not interested in pretending otherwise.

I’ve suffered with a severe case of lima syndrome, ever since I took my hostage. We’ve been on-and-off since around late 2024, so I chalk up our anniversary to be around 11/27/24 (I love you!) We take no nuisance regarding our relationship. If you have a problem with her, take it up with me. We’re a two-in-one package deal.

Native Greek speaker, but I’m also fluent in Persian, Armenian, Maltese, and Esperanto. I don’t do small talk. I don’t do DMs (unless I give you the greenlight to initiate). If you want to say something, say it where others can see it or don’t say it at all.

If I don’t respond, it’s because I chose not to. If I do, don’t read into it. This isn’t a performance and I’m not here to be approachable. I don’t explain myself. I don’t clarify. If you’re confused, that’s not my problem. Silence is intentional. Replies are optional. Don’t mistake either for an invitation.

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone can add me. Don’t assume I’ll accept.

I’d prefer to keep my online presence at a minimum. I have a severe case of paranoia, due in part to me being targeted individual (I am actively being gangstalked as I’m typing this). I don’t collect friends, I don’t do numbers, and I don’t owe anyone access. If I don’t add you back, that’s intentional.

I’m selective, guarded, and not interested in being perceived more than necessary. If you want in, share your bonafides via IMs—use them or move along. My IMs are closed otherwise.

I don’t tolerate bullshit, bad faith, or people fishing for attention. If you’re here to lurk, probe, or play games, save us both the time.

And if you’re here on some weird agenda? Don’t. Federal informants, PISS OFF. ⌖