Simpleton_X
"jerking"
chill as fuck
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Simpleton_X's Interests
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Sven Streams |
Music |
heavy metal \m/ fuck yeah, beach boyzzz, frankie valli, nickelback |
Movies |
porn |
Television |
porn |
Books |
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h**ler |
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Simpleton_X's Blurbs
About me:
A/S/L
13, Male, Your Mom
Sexual Orientation
Straight as Your Mom
Are you Gay
I just fucking told you
Gender Fluid?
I spill gender fluid on your mom
Job
lol.
Girlfriend?
Your mom
Hobby?
rocking your mom
Sven & Friends Group
1. Do you like blue cheese? --- yo, i dont even want to do this shit
2. Have you ever smoked a cigarette? --- all day. we call them f*gs. hahahahaha
3.Do you own a gun? --- rocking mad glocks
4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? --- nah
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? --- im not gay
6. Do you like hot-dogs? --- im not gay
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? --- orange juice
9. Can you do push-ups? --- fuck yeah, overrr your mom. gottem
10. What’s your favorite meal? --- your moms pus
11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? --- wat your mom wears when she bl*ws me
12. Favorite hobby? --- f-ing your mom
13. Do you work with people who idolize you? --- work?
14. Name a trait that you hate about yourself? --- i rock too hard
15. Middle name? --- i aint playin dat fam
16. Name 3 thoughts at this moment: --- your moms tits, your moms ass, your moms pus
17. Name 3 things you bought yesterday: --- a yacht, a vibrator, and your mom
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. --- coke, vodka (we got hard, nibbas), your moms squirt
19. Current worry right now? --- your dad
20. Current hate right now? --- you
21. Favorite place to be? --- u know
22. How did you bring in New Years? --- fukkin your mom
23. Favorite place to go? --- your moms vagina
24. What is your most recurring dream? --- forgetting to pull out of your mom
25. Introvert or extrovert? --- introverted into your mom
26. What color shirt are you wearing? --- grey, Megadeth logo
27. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? --- yeh with ur mom
28. Can you whistle? --- no
29. Favorite color? --- blue (waffle, lul, sick)
30. Would you be a pirate? --- i pirate your mom's booty
31. What songs do you sing in the shower? --- Serj Tankian - Your Mom
32. Favorite boy’s name? --- Simpleton
33. Favorite girl’s name? Simpletiss
34. Who is your loudest friend? --- your mom, in bed
35. What’s in your pocket right now? --- your mom's hand
36. Last thing that made you laugh? --- your mom's floppy t*ts
37. Worst dating experience? --- that time I tripped and my dick feel into your mom's mouth
38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? --- I broke my dik in your mom
39. Do you love where you live? --- sure.
40. How many TVs are in your house? --- 6. they all play hidden cams of your mom
41. What is your worst habit? --- Fucking moms
42. How many dogs do you have? --- Does your mom count?
43. Does someone have a crush on you? --- Your Mom
44. Do you own slippers? --- yes, but only to slip into your mom
45. What is your favorite book? --- How to Fuck Your Mom
46. What is your favorite candy? --- Your moms pus
47. What is your favorite sports team? Mississippi Your Moms
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? --- "How You Remind Me"
49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?--- Your Mom
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? Your mom
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