Reesey

General

I am actually so angry rn that I’m gonna take all my clothes off as soon as I get done with typing this and I’m gonna sprint down the road completely butt-naked until I get arrested but I might not have time to get arrested because as I’m running down the road butt-naked my cheeks will be clapping with such proficiency that it’s going to create a black hole singularity that’s going to suck up the entire world and absorb the universe and kill everyone and everything and I will create my own universe. It’s gonna be called Reese land and everyone is gonna be an egg and I will be the only human.

Music

Kali Uchis, TYLER THE CREATOR IS PEAKNESS, Melanie Martinez, TV girl, BBNO$, Bruno mars, le Tigre, BENSON BOONE, sir mix a lot, laufey, odetari, Gwen Stefani, doja cat, Sabrina carpenter idc what u say, I THREW GLASS AT MY FRIEND’S EYE AND NOW IM ON PROBATION is peak music

Movies

White chicks, any marvel movies, Dogma, dumb and dumber, the bee movie, megamind, DEADPOOL AGHHH, simpsons movie, LEGO BATMAN, Spiderman, anything Adam Sandler 😝

Television

Young Sheldon, Young Sheldon, Young Sheldon, Young Sheldon, Young Sheldon, big bang theory.

Books

I don’t even read? Dogman.

Heroes

SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN MY LOVE MY LIFE MY EVERYTHING 😍