LESBIANVAMPIRE

About me:

COOLEST VAMPIRE IN THE WORLD

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IF YOU'RE READING THIS, ONLY TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE MANAGED TO MAKE IT PAST MY CERBERUS, the most quiet of sleepy users tiptoing on my page at 3AM, and ones I've so graciously provided the link to my small corner of the world in this small corner of this small corner of real internet people! AND IF I HEAR ANY DETESTABLE NUTS AND BOLTS SPEAK OUT OF TURN WITHIN THESE COFINES I'LL OIHSGOIH Not you, M1X ^^, BUT DON'T EVEN YOU THINK ABOUT SELLING ME SOMETHING EITHER

Anyway, if ur curious why I crawled outta my coffin onto the interwebz, what else am I gonna do on the golden hour when I don't wanna take my umbrella out to go look for my friend?

THAT'S RIGHT, DECORATE A POSTER THAT DOESN'T EXIST11! I ruined my vision as a kid wayyy before becoming a vampire by sitting my dumbass an inch away from my CRT while playing Super Paper Mario (I stayed up all night grinding rubees to beat that mansion level fair and square and impress that sexy spider babe), but even with my eyes rotting and covered by hair, I can see that most of this iteration of the internet basically had a train ran on it by the pixies from that show about the magical beaver kid, and I'm way too cool to hang out there instead of hiking to its outskirts to ruin my eyes all over again with CODES. SPARKLES. BRIGHT LIGHTS.

All safely within the intervals in which I can tolerate such things before entering homicidal rage of course.

Who I'd like to meet: