turntechGodHead

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im your 300 pound matronly freight-train

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making rap beats that are supposed to be ironic but somehow still slap sword fighting for completely normal everyday reasons wearing sunglasses indoors because the lighting in most places is honestly disrespectful watching terrible movies and defending them like theyre high art memes but only the extremely cursed kind that make no sense unless youve been online for ten years being cool about things that probably shouldnt be treated casually also hanging out and doing absolutely nothing which is honestly an underrated activity

Music

mostly ironic rap beats i make myself the kind of music thats either extremely cool or extremely terrible depending on your level of irony tolerance stuff with heavy bass so it sounds good even through cheap headphones also instrumental tracks i can pretend im dramatically walking through a city to sometimes the worst songs youve ever heard but defended like theyre underground masterpieces

Movies

mostly terrible action movies that take themselves way too seriously anything with dramatic slow motion walking because thats basically my brand bad sci fi movies that clearly spent the entire budget on one explosion movies that are so bad they loop back around to being amazing also the occasional actually good movie but i will pretend its ironic so nobody thinks im getting emotionally invested

Television

mostly late night shows i find while im supposed to be sleeping

Books

honestly i read stuff when it looks cool enough to justify holding a book in public

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About me:

sup name's dave professional cool guy apparently knight of time which sounds fake but unfortunately isnt i wear sunglasses indoors because the future is bright and also because eye contact is a scam invented by extroverts i make beats that go hard in a completely ironic way if you think theyre actually good thats on you not me

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Who I'd like to meet:

honestly anyone who can survive a conversation that starts ironic and somehow becomes emotionally real by accident

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