Humpty Dumpty

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"rotting in my room with headphones on:b"

Hello Kitty in her villain era

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I LIVE, BREATHE, AND PROBABLY DIE FOR MUSIC.

headphones on, world OFF!!!1!1!

if there’s a beat, I’m obsessed

if there’s bass, I’m already ascending

if there’s angst, I’m marrying it

I spend half my life drawing

and the other half thinking about drawing,

and the other OTHER half crying over fictional characters.

my brain is basically:

ART + NOISE + CHAOS + DAYDREAMS + REPEAT!!!👅👅

if I disappear,

I’m either blasting music at 2AM:b

or scribbling like a possessed raccoon>:b

I romanticize EVERYTHING.

rain? cinematic.

empty room? liminal.

random song? soundtrack of my life.

I’m not “chill.”

I’m dramatic, passionate, noisy, and very very ALIVE about the things I love

Damn

Music

ROCK. METAL. V-KEI. HARD ROCK. EMO ROCK!1!1!

AND ALSO… soft songs that make me stare out the window like a tragic main character❤️‍🔥

I jump from screaming guitars to emotional ballads in 0.2 seconds —

whiplash? I LIVE for it

if it has distorted guitar, pounding drums, and lyrics that feel like being stabbed emotionally,

I’m already obsessed

I have a soft spot for older bangers —

anything 2010s and earlier has my whole heart

that era HIT DIFFERENT and you cannot change my mind

I love music that feels like an EXPLOSION in my brain:

noisy, dramatic, cinematic, overwhelming, addictive

if it makes me wanna headbang, cry, daydream, and rage all at once?

PERFECT. THAT’S MY SHIT

music isn’t just sound to me —

it’s oxygen, therapy, chaos, and religion combined!1!1!!11!👅👅👅

Movies

I’m not a big “movie person”

but when I watch something, it’s either:

OLD ANIME from the 2010s and earlier

OR

ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING HORROR.

I love that dusty, slightly crunchy, nostalgic anime aesthetic —

you know… that golden era where everything felt raw, emotional, and a little unhinged.

if it’s dark, eerie, tragic, or weird?

I’m seated.

horror movies that make me pause, stare at the wall,

and go “what the fuck did I just watch” are my guilty pleasure.

I don’t need masterpieces —

I need atmosphere, chills, and a story that crawls under my skin.

basically:

give me ghosts, nightmares, or dramatic old anime angst…

and I’m yours

Television

CARTOON NETWORK OWNED MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD 😛😛😛 I’m literally feral for those classic chaotic cartoons, neon aesthetics, weird late-night vibes, and all that sugary brain-rot animation energy AHHHHH 👅👅👅 If it was aired on TV back in the 2000s–early 2010s, I was probably OBSESSED with it!!1!1!

Books

I DON’T REALLY READ… BUT IF I DO??? It’s definitely dark, twisted detective / mystery stuff !!!!! Give me puzzles, crimes, plot twists, and messed-up minds — I want my brain to hurt in a FUN way!!! If there’s no suspense or insanity, I’m OUT 👅

Heroes

HEROES? BORING. I’M HERE FOR THE VILLAINS 🥺❤️‍🔥 Give me the dramatic, toxic, morally grey, slightly unhinged, gorgeous disasters PLEASE!!! The ones who make you go ‘oh no… why do I kinda love them???’ THAT’S MY TYPE 👅👅👅

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About me:

I’M NOT QUIET I’M JUST HOLDING BACK A SCREAMMMMMM😛😛😛!!!!

probably pacing around my room like a feral creature rn👅

I talk too much, think TOO MUCH, feel TOO MUCH — but somehow look bored:b

I hate being told what to do

I hate small talk!!

I hate boring people..? (no offence… maybe.)

I’m either:

staring into space plotting something stupid

or dramatically suffering over fictional people AHHHHHHH 👅👅👅

don’t test my patience. don’t baby me. don’t underestimate me😡

I bite:b (metaphorically… mostly) xd

if I like you, I’ll be annoying as hell

if I don’t, you’ll barely exist to me. simple:3

WELCOME TO MY CHAOTIC WORLD 👅👅✨✨

Who I'd like to meet:

don’t talk to me like a teacher

don’t talk to me like my parents

don’t talk to me like you “know better.”

just be WEIRD. be LOUD. be HONEST

come in messy, come in chaotic, come in REAL

if you DM me with “hey.”

I will stare at it for 3 business days and then disappear:b

make me LAUGH, make me think, make me go

“oh shit this person is actually unhinged like me.”

I vibe with people who don’t pretend,

who don’t sugarcoat everything,

and who aren’t scared of being cringe.

ALSO — IF YOU CAN DRAW???

YOU ALREADY HAVE MY HEART, MY SOUL, MY BRAIN CELLS, EVERYTHING.

I WILL WORSHIP YOU LIKE A FERAL CREATURE AND TRY TO CONSUME YOUR ART (AND AYBE YOU) 😛😛😛😛❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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