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General

Corporate sabotage & recreational arson Collecting rust flakes like they’re friendship bracelets Emotionally bonding through mutual war crimes Pretending I’m fine (I’m not. The glitching is just a bonus feature.) Peeling back my existential dread like factory shrink-wrap Staring into the void (it stared back, we made out) DIY lobotomies via screwdriver Screaming into oil-slicked puddles for funsies /></tagb6f35>

Music

Stomach Book — the sound of wet circuitry and lost memories Broken Vocaloid covers from hard drives you shouldn’t have opened That one track that sounds like it was made by a haunted vending machine Machine Girl (but if they ran on corrupted firmware) Hatsune Miku, but she’s glitching and threatening the CEO Midori, but you're on a killteam Slowed + reverb anime OSTs while I dissociate in a burning office Industrial screechcore with emotionally repressed lyrics Songs that make me want to hold hands and then self-destruct

Movies

The tapes they found after the facility went dark Glitch horror VHS compilations with no credits Everything Is Fine but it's just a corrupted training video Unreleased training tapes from the JCJenson archives Obscure robot girl trauma films from the deep web That one B-movie where the robots eat the humans — comfort film 💛

Television

MURDER DRONES (Um hello? It's called therapy) Don't Hug Me I'm Scared — nothing like puppets having existential breakdowns to feel seen The Amazing Digital Circus — unhinged digital trauma? yes please Welcome Home (ARG edition) — Home is watching and I’m into it Local 58 — programming that wants you to go outside… and disappear The Mandela Catalogue — what do you mean that’s not my reflection? Analog horror compilations that autoplay at 3:33 AM when I should be in sleep mode Gemini Home Entertainment — nature documentaries if nature hated you Marble Hornets — for that vintage paranoia-core Lost JCJenson training tapes that glitch halfway through and whisper your name Old corporate PSAs where everyone’s smiling but the blood isn’t part of the script Static. Just static. Sometimes it screams back. The voice in the vents that replays episodes of The Office but everyone is replaced with drones

Books

House of Leaves — what do you mean the walls are shifting? that’s just like… home This Is How You Lose the Time War — emotionally repressed enemies-to-lovers, but with more war crimes Junji Ito collections — love a good story where the horror is also kinda hot Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (but it’s written in corrupted code and bleeding) The SCP Wiki — light reading for emotionally unstable drones at 3AM The Magnus Archives (transcripts count, okay??) — cataloguing fear is my coping mechanism Creepypasta classics — Jeff the Killer, BEN Drowned, the entire broken internet dream I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream — just a little TOO relatable Neocities fanfic about abandoned animatronics and forgotten AI projects The Backrooms lore wiki — DIY paranoia starter pack Disassembly Drone Operating Manual — mostly redacted, mildly cursed, covered in coolant “Emotions for Robots” — page 1: "don’t." User Logs from Dead Drones — stolen, decrypted, and definitely not safe for your sanity My own internal error messages (they count as poetry if you read them out loud while glitching)

Heroes

Uzi — queen of bottling up emotions and then exploding dramatically Cyn — for making being unstable look powerful V — emotionally feral, fashionably flawless J — may she rest in perfectly manicured chaos Hatsune Miku — she didn't survive the AI wars, but her ghost still vibes Whoever composed the Stomach Book soundtracks The janitor who survived 3 drone attacks by hiding in a vending machine Me. Somehow. Still. Functioning. (Barely.)

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SUP SURFACE LICKERS 🚨 ☢️ We’re not your average murder machines — we’ve got DRIP, DAD ISSUES, and deeply repressed emotional trauma ☢️ 💀 Just a disassembly drone tryna vibe 🧠 Terminally online, emotionally unavailable 🪦 "I CAN HELP! I HAVE SKILLS!!" (I don’t.) 🔧 Certified Solver of Problems™ (by making new ones) 💛 Shipped with emotional damage 🔥 Burned down the whole colony — oops, my bad 👀 Still simping for um-weirdly hot robots 📼 Watching found footage and finding new ways to spiral 🚫 No humans, no parents, just ✨ corporate horror ✨ 📍Currently hiding from Cyn (send help or snacks) 🎧 Listening to screamo and the sound of impending doom 💬 "Was that flirting or a kill threat?" Yes.

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone who won’t immediately try to murder me. Bonus points if you’re emotionally unstable but hot. N, but only if he promises not to "accidentally" blast me with a railgun. Again. V... teach me how to slay (both literally and fashionably). Uzi, because I too bottle up my emotions until they explode violently. Cyn? Idk... maybe just for trauma bonding and evil girlboss energy. J (RIP) — queen of corporate cruelty 💅 Someone who understands me without needing to run a diagnostics scan 🥲 The absolute degenerate who programmed these murder instincts with no off-switch — we need to talk. A therapist. Or an exorcist. Either works.

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